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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Audray(f): 3:53pm On Oct 23, 2016
When it's time to get TF out of there.
When I still went to church anyway.

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Oct 23, 2016
Praise and worship time,chaiii come see me as i go dey happy. grin

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Noblesoul123: 3:54pm On Oct 23, 2016
sirOrubebe:
Dude! That you don't believe in God doesn't mean you should be so disrepectful.

Why not turn a blind eye to topics like this and do whatever rocks your boat?
Pls just ignore him. Atheism seems to be in vogue these days

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by sustainus(m): 3:56pm On Oct 23, 2016
when blessing d holy communion, turning d bread & wine to be body & blood of christ
Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Samjr(m): 4:00pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


You mean eating the flesh and drinking the blood of someone that has been dead for over 2,000 years.....according to the story undecided

Lwkm nice one, lol really good

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by sirOrubebe: 4:00pm On Oct 23, 2016
Noblesoul123:

Pls just ignore him. Atheism seems to be in vogue these days
They should do whatever they like -- but being blashpemous is very dangerous for their souls. Thanks for the heads up anyways.

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Mendelssohn(m): 4:02pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley

We've seen examples of you, who ended up being great prophets eventually. I pray for salvation and redemption of your condition which I very much understand more than you do. I hope God continues to be patient towards people like you.

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by mmsen: 4:06pm On Oct 23, 2016
I like listening as the pastor spouts nonsense, demands a 'donation' and the foolish sheep acquiesce.

I've heard tales of pastors curing cancer, curing AIDS and watched as no one questions their claims.

I've seen pastors tell members that it is wrong for them to spend millions educating their own children before their give millions to the church and the foolish parishioners have sat there, said nothing and then given money after the moronic lecture.

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Nobody: 4:07pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley
Its seems u were jerking off the same porn. Just don't say wat ure not sure of

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by MrHenshaw: 4:08pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley



I guess you are on a wrong thread,the ops is referring to christians.

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


You mean eating the flesh and drinking the blood of someone that has been dead for over 2,000 years.....according to the story undecided
Naa its a symbolic ritual dnt sweat it

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by idu1(m): 4:09pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley
o boy make you dey put small sense for this your atheism campaign na

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by ElsonMorali: 4:09pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


You mean that incompetent twit who killed millions of people, twice, and there is still sin?

The same god that a man with a dislocated hip beat the crap out of?

The same god that has been playing hide and seek for millions of years?

The same god that thinks stars are a source of light?

The same god that sent itself to die just to please itself?

Get real undecided


Pele. I know you've been praying for something and it seems like your prayers haven't been answered. No need to take it out on someone you consider as imaginary.

Do you fight with imaginary people in real life? So why are you so obviously pained and angry at an "imaginary" God? Hatred kills, whether it is hatred for a real person or an imaginary person.

You're still the one that gets hurt all the same.

So spewing hatred here won't help your ministry at all.

Here's an idea, why don't you go take a cold shower. I hear it helps to calm the nerves. wink

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Oct 23, 2016
ElsonMorali:



Pele. I know you've been praying for something and it seems like your prayers haven't been answered. No need to take it out on someone you consider as imaginary.

Do you fight with imaginary people in real life? So why are you so obviously pained and angry at an "imaginary" God? Hatred kills, whether it is hatred for a real person or an imaginary person.

You're still the one that gets hurt all the same.

So spewing hatred here won't help your ministry at all.

Here's an idea, why don't you go take a cold shower. I hear it helps to calm the nerves. wink
I think he is a new convert to atheism hence he wants to display a few things he has been taught

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by bamisepeters(m): 4:16pm On Oct 23, 2016
Praise and worship, special ministration and any other time song is involved...
Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Cutehector(m): 4:17pm On Oct 23, 2016
When the priest gives a very awesome sermon..



Offertory.



Thanksgiving procession




Recessional hymn procession...




I love the Catholic Church... No woman, I repeat, no woman can make me deviate from the Catholic Church
Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Adedayo97(m): 4:24pm On Oct 23, 2016
na dancing tym day ginger me most oh 4 church
Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by Vince77(m): 4:25pm On Oct 23, 2016
When the priest says "bow ur heads and pray for God's blessings "

Then i kw i will soon be eating my special sunday rice.

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by WilliamsChelster(m): 4:26pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley
Smh

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by queenitee(f): 4:28pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley
Are you kidding me??
You mean God
That same God that kept you alive,or you think it's because you are young,rich,handsome,popular or whatever
That same God that gave you peace amidst all troubles.
That God that gave you things the rich can't buy with their money for free without you having to give him anything in return
C'mon think before you type

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by WilliamsChelster(m): 4:31pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


You mean that incompetent twit who killed millions of people, twice, and there is still sin?

The same god that a man with a dislocated hip beat the crap out of?

The same god that has been playing hide and seek for millions of years?

The same god that thinks stars are a source of light?

The same god that sent itself to die just to please itself?

Get real undecided
Na poverty and frustration dey cause all dese things for Nigerians...Boy take heart

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by mii4u(f): 4:31pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

smiley

be careful

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by queenitee(f): 4:34pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


Don't impose your beliefs on me please.

If god is keeping you alive, close your eyes and stand on a busy expressway and let us see what it will do undecided
Seriously??
God have mercy,I just pray he opens your eyes to what you really need to know

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by mii4u(f): 4:34pm On Oct 23, 2016
Eazylion:
when d pastor makes an heavy blunder.. lol

pls don't joke with everything

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Re: What's Your Best Moment In Church? by queenitee(f): 4:37pm On Oct 23, 2016
hahn:


Or god will destroy the world and drown millions of babies like it did in Noah's flood. Please. Sin will still exist and your god will still remain incompetent, imaginary and subject to mockery cheesy
You know what,God can't be mocked.You just need to be careful
Fine,you don't believe in him but then,don't speak evil against his name
Keep your thoughts to yourself,cos you won't be able to handle the consequences of your words and actions

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