12inchDickson:
so e mean dem no fit do am for u,... Make does gay get u, u go fear

ah.
Abeg oh...

But wait sef, why would someone decide to be gay when there is something called pussy!

DeLioncourt:


ahh.. i see..
congrats...on getting sex off a fake promise. you have officially gained douchebag status.
want a medal??

teejaypee:

ehwoo!

Don't mind Jude oh

teejaypee:

ah.
Abeg oh...

But wait sef, why would someone choose to be gay when there is something called pussy!

judeefcc:
good boy like me , what I do

teejaypee:

ehwoo!

Don't mind Jude oh

ChemicalReaction:
Serious? But ur siggy speaks louder. What sayeth thou about it

beht it is just a siggy na

you know you're the only chemical that makes certain reactions take place in my body

teejaypee:

bae is thinking i'm a bhad boy cuz of what you said. Lol

judeefcc:
bad bad do baddest

stop adding salt to the injury na

teejaypee:

beht it is just a siggy na

you know you're the only chemical that makes certain reactions take place in my body

teejaypee:

ah.
Abeg oh...

But wait sef, why would someone decide to be gay when there is something called pussy!

Originalsly:
Hmmmm.... she lost her phone but you called her to meet you at the hotel...and she sent you txt msg. If she said she did...you believed her. The girl got game... prostitute she be. What kind babe would step out of her house on short notice and spend the nite out? ...and here you are boasting that you paid for hotel room to bang a prostitute "for free". You know for sure that you closed the day for her. ... but then how many guys banged her earlier? Bro...you need a medical check up soon.

ChemicalReaction:
Lol.. Bad boy! 'Me I'm fearing you sha'. Just play safe..

I am not a bad boy!

judeefcc:
there is this babe that stays close to my house, she forms like say she be gold, i have been packaging her since no show , the day before yesterday she lost her phone and was gisting me about how using her small android has been hard, i told her that i can give her my iPhone 5, based on say i dont use it anymore, she was like so what do i want? i said i cant bring her home because of my girlfriend, so i will book a hotel and call her, after i booked i called her and she came, i told her that i will give her the phone in the morning before she leaves, after doing my work yesterday night, i packed my things preparing to rush before she wakes up but the girl no sleep oooo, anytime i move she will turn and face me, oboy i couldn't sleep, dawn came and she woke me up that i should empty the phone, so she can take it, i use sense delay forming say i want to transfer my games inside , i now said that i cant that, i know one of my guy that can, i texted the guy down that we were coming to him shop, that he should lie that the phone is locked to my sim , when he told her, she wanted to die , i stood there forming shock, later she sends me this text , ph girls

JayJustus:



na only you be my hero...my niggurrrhhhhh

these hoes

MizTyna:
If you have to lie and set up this kind of elaborate manipulation for se.x then your game must be wack


Scratch that. Very very,very wack!

judeefcc:
there is this babe that stays close to my house, she forms like say she be gold, i have been packaging her since no show , the day before yesterday she lost her phone and was gisting me about how using her small android has been hard, i told her that i can give her my iPhone 5, based on say i dont use it anymore, she was like so what do i want? i said i cant bring her home because of my girlfriend, so i will book a hotel and call her, after i booked i called her and she came, i told her that i will give her the phone in the morning before she leaves, after doing my work yesterday night, i packed my things preparing to rush before she wakes up but the girl no sleep oooo, anytime i move she will turn and face me, oboy i couldn't sleep, dawn came and she woke me up that i should empty the phone, so she can take it, i use sense delay forming say i want to transfer my games inside , i now said that i cant that, i know one of my guy that can, i texted the guy down that we were coming to him shop, that he should lie that the phone is locked to my sim , when he told her, she wanted to die , i stood there forming shock, later she sends me this text , ph girls

judeefcc:
ok you have been heard take your ugly face elsewhere

Ebuka2016:

Honestly i dont dig this. Am not against u knacking the gal, am against you not keeping to your end of the bargain. You no know the kind prayer wey dat gal dey say on top ur head ryt now. Learn to run your race and and clear your tracks dude

MizTyna:


No. My face is very far from ugly. Now that I look at it very well,you probably suffer from erectile dysfunction and trying to overcompensate by sleeping with everyone. And to think you have a girlfriend,chai! She has my sympathies for having a community pe.nis as a BOYfriend. Grow up child

judeefcc:
can you swear that you have never done it

Frankicent:




nawa oo why you vexing... smh if we pain you go do your own

judeefcc:
after the guy lied to her that the phone was locked to my sim, she said that i should give her to be using like that, i now explained that i cant lose my games inside the phone

teejaypee:

ah.
Abeg oh...

But wait sef, why would someone decide to be gay when there is something called pussy!

Berlynn:
jade