teejaypee:

Here to read lies

waiting for the flat chested ladies to come and be claiming endowed!

Haute:


Yeah right. Now I know how you spend your nights: you spend them pondering how to send all men to convents.

tosyne2much:
Ishilove, you need to change the kinds of men you flock with... Despite the fact that ladies are always starring at my zip during conversation, I have never for once starred at a woman's bosoms during conversation

tosyne2much:
Ishilove, you need to change the kinds of men you flock with... Despite the fact that ladies are always starring at my zip during conversation, I have never for once starred at a woman's bosoms during conversation

Jenny1010:

some men stare like mumu. sex starved dude

Ishilove:
I personally can relate to this; that age long habit of men ogling women's _boobs so intensely you begin to wonder if your face has migrated to your chest.

Really funny piece. Enjoy



http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mr-man-my-face-is-not-on-my-chest.html

Ishilove:
Then I noticed he wasn’t really talking to me, he was talking to my breasts. My fallen, lazy twin girls…bhet why?

Then I remembered Mama Samira’s dilemma. So I coughed loudly to get his eyes up.

‘You have a cough too?’ The silly doctor asked.

I have never ogled a woman's boobs in my life never...All I do is take sneak peeks and if I find you attractive enough I make my moves unless I am in a relationship in which case I keep sneak peeking...But seriously do men ogle breasts during One on one conversations? That's just perverse.

kinglekan:


This post got me laughing all through.

I really felt for Mama Samira.. Lol

Tbh I think uncle kasali had a legal right to be provoked. How could she assume such a position without fully securing the dangling helium balloons. Kasali must have been traumatized time and time again. He wasn't going to sit back and allow her continue to torment his crinkum crankum.

As for the perverted doctor who I am pretty sure is Dr Kingtom. He got what he deserved, how he still hasn't had his cert to practice revoked beats me

Estharfabian:


definitely worth reading!


Yeah..... I go through the people staring at my boob thingy everyday. it's like very normal for me. I don't even feel offended anymore. I'm Like ''Yeah, whatever. I know they're great.. keep staring zombie zone b police station"

....even from men that are old enough To Be my Great grandpaz ! pfft!

Tenniebenson:
Lol... Well.. It sounds embarrassing.. I can't even imagine it.. But for lepas like we?? Kikikiki what do dey want to stare at? Smh.. Even though some men are just naturally stupid and will stare at anything stareable (if dere is anything like dat)

Haute:


Stuttering and mixing up words? That's so funny. Upload a biko.

kikilove:
I don't need to upload on nairaland to show am telling the truth, few nairalanders who know me personally knows how I look cc Adesiji77

Haute:


Okay...happy load-bearing. More strength to your back. lol

kikilove:
not as big as a load. Just big enough

Haute:


Big enough for?

kikilove:
for me

kikilove:
for me

holatin:
4get it, breast na breast.
Guy brain are customized 2 peek,stare or oggle at it.
Infact i wan magically zoom ur profile pics self 2 know how good God is 2 you

Tenniebenson:
. . Uh?