I'm going to try to keep it as short as possible.

I am an Erasmus student in Cluj and I stay on the same floor with other Erasmus students from different European countries. The people from Turkey( 3male and 2 female) are really reserved due to their Islamic culture bla bla. They relate very well with me because I have a Muslim second name, don't drink beer or eat pork not knowing my atheism has gone deeply far. We talk about odd things ranging from how Romanian women are beautiful bla bla.

So yesterday night around 11, I was in my room chatting with my latest catch when this guy sent me a message about coming to his room to gist. I told him I was coming but minutes later, he showed up at my door. I finally went.

On getting there, he and another Turkish guy started talking about Romanian women, how they want to Bleep one. From his face, I could guess what's happening.

To cut the story short, he told me they've reached a 'point of no return' and they need to Bleep that night. That they've been calling Escorts but either the women don't speak English or their own English is not good enough to communicate (Their English is poor). Hence they need my help.

As a 9ja boy, I said "Say no more". I started work. We started calling and calling. Na there I know say pussy cost. Imagine 300Lei/hour. We finally found one sha. She sent her address and I told her tomorrow.

The guys said they must Bleep this night o. I told them Goodluck. Omo come see begging. I should follow them since they cannot communicate bla bla. I finally concurred. By this time, It was around 1AM. I got dressed and they started the ultimate search for Condom.

We finally took a taxi to the place (people that will rather walk than take a bus of 2 lei; Issokay). Getting to her apartment, they entered as she had provided her friend also. The Romanian lady was like, "Oh! you're black. I Bleep you for free) I ignored her and stayed outside.

So for the next hour (2AM), I was pacing down the street. Cold wan kill me. The guys finally came out after an hour and were like, " Why is it so hot? "

Hot ke? When I'm already freezing.

I'm surprised Kongi can hold them really that real bad to call on me.

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Bluezy13:
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konji

Lols konji na Bastard… especially when u feed am... I'm sure those guys have glued their eyes on porn for hours

"Say no .more" hahahahahahaha. Allah nairaland is officially funnier than nite of a thousand laffs

slimthugchime:


konji

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Oh, how OPs hate the" . " comment, especially if it happens to be the first.
I won't understand because I haven't posted a thing before

Lol. Kongi bad sha

Lmao. This made my night. Thanks for sharing OP

vicsterling:


this part I don't get. Are u not a guy like 'em, did the dignity fetch 'em pÜssies?

Sorry I couldn't find a much better word.

Only if you know how they behave. Something like "Na we holy pass".

Mille:

Sorry I couldn't find a much better world.
Only if you know how they behave. Something like "Na we holy pass".

Ok I got you now bro,

Lmao..

Konji

That one na normal guyman thing na. No dulling! !!

Op u get sense...nice one...
Shebi na wetin u wan hear?
smh