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| What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:43am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Ever thought of what food your boyfriend would be if he was a Nigerian meal? Well we have matched food items to various male personalities and tried to figure out what guys would be like if they were food: INDOMIE- He is your quickie hook up who lives down the street and shows up right on time when you really need to get down. You are good friends with him but sometimes he tries to take things to the next level. You are definitely not interested.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:44am On Nov 09, 2016 |
JOLLOF RICE- He is potential husband material. Your regular ride or die type of guy. He’s got your back always and you’re both deeply in love with each other. Sometimes you fight and throw tantrums at each other and all but it doesn’t last long because you both always find your way back to each other.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by Nobody: 10:44am On Nov 09, 2016 |
 I'm not understanding , Makydebbie are you? |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:44am On Nov 09, 2016 |
SWALLOW- He is your high school sweetheart and your mamma has a soft spot for him and still asks you how he is doing. When you’ve had it rough, you still call him for emotional support because you’re sure he’ll be there for you. After trying out other types of guys, you always go back to him in the end. 1 Like
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by makydebbie(f): 10:45am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Guys beware agege bread na serious friend zone  Jollof rice all the way  |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:45am On Nov 09, 2016 |
EWA AGOYIN- A drunken hook up you took home with you after a night of ratchetness who you never knew would be so great. You always forget about him- until you’re very desperate and remember his complimentary card tucked away somewhere in your purse.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:45am On Nov 09, 2016 |
SPAGHETTI - The funky rich college boyfriend who has a car and has everything going for him. He dazzles with fancy gifts and shows you off to all his rich friends too. While you enjoy being treated like a trophy, you want something much more real.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:46am On Nov 09, 2016 |
YAM- He’s older and more successful than any other guy you’ve dated but it can’t ever be anything too serious because you must admit, he intimidates you a little bit.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:47am On Nov 09, 2016 |
OFADA SAUCE- Bad boy to the core and you’ve said ‘enough’ to him many times but you always find you way back. Some of your friends like him and some simply don’t understand what is so special about him. He makes everything much more exciting and intoxicatingly delicious but you wake up the next day in pain. You know he’ll hurt you but can’t bring yourself to stop.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:48am On Nov 09, 2016 |
AKAMU- You would never admit to hooking up with him because he’s SO not your type and not traditionally attractive. He’s your dirty secret and if your friends found out you’d be pretty embarrassed. 1 Share
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by littlewonders: 10:48am On Nov 09, 2016 |
My boyfriend would be ogbono soup, slow to action. 1 Like |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:48am On Nov 09, 2016 |
AGEGE BREAD- Not a boyfriend- he is your very best friend. Always there when you need him to comfort you, especially during a breakup.
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by wellmax(m): 10:49am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Where does your boyfriend belong Credits.... http://www.acceleratetv.com/nigerian-food-boyfriend/ and www.google.com |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by Nobody: 10:49am On Nov 09, 2016 |
All of the above! They are so mouth watering  |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by Maxi112: 10:53am On Nov 09, 2016 |
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by Nobody: 10:57am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Swallow will be my main ho Indomie and egg, my side ho Jollof rice my stand by ho Spaghetti my back up ho Ofada sauce, my rebound ho  |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by makydebbie(f): 10:59am On Nov 09, 2016 |
KissChrix:I'm waiting for op to finish lemme choose my own na |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by princeakins(m): 11:01am On Nov 09, 2016 |
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| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by zameena(f): 11:02am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Hmm, would really love the jollof type any day any time. |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by Nobody: 11:03am On Nov 09, 2016 |
This list ain't complete What of Garri? Always there in times of trouble 3 Likes |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by princeakins(m): 11:03am On Nov 09, 2016 |
makydebbie: En ma amebo dawta is here... Oya mk ur submission alrdy |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by makydebbie(f): 11:06am On Nov 09, 2016 |
princeakins:my own ain't there but I'll manage swallow |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by princeakins(m): 11:19am On Nov 09, 2016 |
makydebbie: Hahaha.. ur small mouth lik swallow.. Or urz is waakye ... describe it to me |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:19am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Fabulocity: A lot of them are hoe-ish. But who doesn't want some spaghetti? |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by ForeverYoung197(f): 11:22am On Nov 09, 2016 |
I want a big bowl of spaghetti but my boyfriend is exactly the definition of swallow.  |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by makydebbie(f): 11:23am On Nov 09, 2016 |
princeakins:lol you know waakye...its rice and beans but a leaf is added to it and that's why its "wine" in color...and its taken with shito....very yummy |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by Nobody: 11:46am On Nov 09, 2016 |
That's equivalent to the agege bread KissChrix: |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by AlienStar: 12:07pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
makydebbie:Sis TB Joshua you predicted rightly |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by teejaypee: 12:31pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
makydebbie: just tasted 'Dokunu' for the first time |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by anonymuz(m): 12:50pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
Na swallow i go for!! |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by makydebbie(f): 12:59pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
How was it? teejaypee: |
| Re: What Nigerian Food Would Your Boyfriend Be? by teejaypee: 1:08pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
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