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The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 5:18pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Dude i know is shitting bricks right now cos his pastor called to pray for him after seeing a vision in which some chick was jazzing him. Pastor said as he prayed, all he could see were arrows targetted at this homie, arrows of disappointment, arrows of failure, arrows of long suffering etc. Dude is being monitored from a mirror according to the pastor, and they can see his every move. Dude is paranoid right now as in - he cant take 3 steps without looking back to check if anyone's about to strike at him. I rushed at him today to greet him by surprise, but dude nearly fainted and warned me seriously before explaining the situation to me. Dude cannot work out which chick is in question cos he has floored many many many, but maintains that he never hurt any of them and all his relationships have ended mutually and cleanly, but obviously, if we're to take Pastor's words seriously, then probably someone is still hurting after him. Now he doesnt know what to do. . . Any advice |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Busybody2(f): 5:19pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
whitelexi: Lol, had to laugh at this Whitelexi you nefa tell me say you don turn Pastor so I could come for some laying of hands too |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 5:21pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Busy_body: Me sef don dey fear women ohhh |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Busybody2(f): 5:26pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
whitelexi: Wise move |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 5:27pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Well thats what happens when you use and abuse You may stumble into a Jazz girl and she may finish your arse. God will not help o! because he didnt condone the between the sheets activities you people were doing , OFTOPIC. Lexi I read what you said about me and I know you with another ID attacked me. If that makes you sleep well at night then keep on keeping on. Im really disappointed. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by iz2much: 5:28pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
i think he needs to see TB, let him come to synagogue |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Busybody2(f): 5:30pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
@ Whitelexi Your friend in the story has never broken any girl's heart or mistreated any girl so berra start prostrating to Ebonyeyes b4 . . . Whitelexi, be afraid, be very afraid Not saying anything oh, my lips are sealed as usual |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 5:37pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes: C'monnnnnnnnnnn, i was only playing, that was during the bullet-proof vest yrs, you know? the aim-for-the-head-and-chest-yrs!!! But all those yrs have past, we're in the best yrs now, remember? old things are passed away Busy_body: Trust me, I know Ebony well enough to get on her bad side, i've been there but didnt like it much |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Busybody2(f): 5:41pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
whitelexi: Okay, I am bored and crave some action, oya look for her trouble again but no hitting below the belt |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 5:43pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
So you admit you used your other ID to say that kindergarten bullshit then? Why do guys always fall back on the "Oh why do you have so and so posts within such and such period"? Is it because they have lost the argument and look a fool so they try their utmost best to make the poster feel bad about themselve? Its a fricking forum for crrissakes and how long people spend on it is no ones business. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Pharoh: 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Let the pastor reveal who is the girl so he can go and beg her. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 5:46pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes: No ohhh, i dont know what you're talking about there oh! I did have a convo with Seeker but it was nothing abusive, i must've misunderstood your initial post oh, no be me - true! I dont use any other ID, even when whitelexi was blocked, i used Lexiwhite which has now been blocked by admin. . . You have the wrong man. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by debest1(m): 5:46pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
@ post The fear of Jazz is the beginning of the end for players! |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
debest1:Dont even start with prayers hahahaha God has already turned his eye when both parties indulged in the do |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 5:57pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
whitelexi: If you say so I guess but I still think it was you or one of your cronies. Like I said if it makes yall feel good at night attacking young girls on a fricking forum, more power to you. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:00pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
What exactly did the pastor advise him to do? Fight darkness with light, surely he's bound to overcome. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 6:01pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes: What thread are u refering to? I dont have cronies oh, and i dont like u pointing an accusing finger at me like this |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:03pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Or what? you will tell one of your cronies to verbally attack me or use one of your other many usernames to attack or turn people against me? Doesnt faze me sweetie |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 6:11pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes: There u go again. I dunno who is selling u this crap, I may be controvertial but i dont go all out to thrash anyone without provocation. I don't have any followers or cronies as u call them! I'm a loner and can mix with whoever i please. Stop saying things u r not sure of, and give me the thread link. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:19pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
I dont keep tabs on threads but I read between the lines. You also threatened to deal with me if I didnt back down. How ridiculous does that sound hun? Dealing with someone just because of a disagreement on a forum? Like we dont have enough stress in real life . Still if it makes you sleep well at night more power to you |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by tkb417(m): 6:22pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
ibkaye:whts wagamama? and when did u leave zamfara? Ebonyeyes:he said hes not the one, quit yarnin opaks |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by omega25red(m): 6:24pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
@ post tell your friend if they wanted to kill him they would have done that already and tell him not to wait for a pastor to pray for him he should pray for himself develop your own relationship with God and not with your pastor. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 6:25pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
tkb417: Bros, i bow oh. . . I thought she was refering to something else, now i realise its not what i thought it was. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:27pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
tkb417:Sweetie I wasnt talking to you |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:27pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Lexi my baby boo I just had to read the firs line: pastor, arrows, prayers, jazz. Abeg this topic na real wa. |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:28pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
tkb417:Like the best noodle bar ever Zamfara? Aaaaages ago |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by tkb417(m): 6:31pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes:hmm, i reserve ma comments for nau but ill implore u to hit lexi on YIM dont derail the thread with ur yanma yanma talk ibkaye:oh oh i see when are u going to oturkpo? |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
tkb417:What on earth is that? |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by tkb417(m): 6:37pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
ibkaye:hehehehe Oturkpo is in Benue. some hours drive from makurdi hehehe, |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by r231(m): 6:39pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
if the pastor is real, he will give him some bible verses and depending on the church maybe some other rituals (candles & stuff) that needs to be done so that whoever it is can 4give him. or try anoda pastor for confirmation cus sometimes some of these pastors,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
tkb417:I see I see, yes I'll be there by next week actually |
Re: The Fear Of Jazz by whitelexi(m): 6:43pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
ibkaye: I dont agree oh, wagamama is good but there are better noodle bars oh |
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