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Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 4:13pm On Nov 23, 2016
Wanna up your pick up game, here are some crazy pick up lines that might actually work... Shakespeare has got nothing on this.

1. "Hey Baby, my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property."
2. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
3. Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.
4. Write your number on a piece of paper or napkin, then walk up to your girl of choice and say, "Here, you dropped my number."
5. I wish I were DNA helicase, 'cause then I could unzip your genes.
6. There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
8. Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
9. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
10. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
11. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
12. I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 4:19pm On Nov 23, 2016
I love real men, not some dumb ones who pick up words from the internet.


Pfffft!
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by makydebbie(f): 4:24pm On Nov 23, 2016
This is so lameundecided


What is "is your name homework,cos I'm not doing you but I should be?"


Mehn I'll just lose interestundecided
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Winnelyn(f): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2016
stale undecided
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:
I love real men, not some dumb ones who pick up words from the internet.


Pfffft!


Because it comes from the internet makes it a crime undecided
Even what the real man would say, he must have heard or seen it somewhere.

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 4:37pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Because it comes from the internet makes it a crime undecided
Even what the real man would say, he must have heard or seen it somewhere.


Nah, it comes with emotions, he tells me just the way he feels.

You don't need to pick up lines before she'll accept you, and what if someone already used the line to woo her before??
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 4:48pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:
I love real men, not some dumb ones who pick up words from the internet.


Pfffft!

Those who droped it on the internet

Are they fake men? undecided

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 23, 2016
makydebbie:
This is so lameundecided


What is "is your name homework,cos I'm not doing you but I should be?"


Mehn I'll just lose interestundecided

Well you don't actually expect a guy to just walk up to a lady and start saying this

He as to cook up something first
First impression really matters
This are just hint

NB: read through and comprehend before commenting
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Because it comes from the internet makes it a crime undecided
Even what the real man would say, he must have heard or seen it somewhere.


Abeg let them know
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


Nah, it comes with emotions, he tells me just the way he feels.

You don't need to pick up lines before she'll accept you, and what if someone already used the line to woo her before??

Well, some ladies are still into the classical way of being wooed with pick up lines. I would believe whatever his emotion would say would be as a result of what he must have garnered from various sources; internet and its like.

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


Nah, it comes with emotions, he tells me just the way he feels.

You don't need to pick up lines before she'll accept you, and what if someone already used the line to woo her before??

I'm sure 99% of guys have use same pickup lines on you


So because this came from the net shouldn't be a crime


Someone must have use it before been posted on the internet

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 5:08pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Well, some ladies are still into the classical way of being wooed with pick up lines. I would believe whatever his emotion would say would be as a result of what he must have garnered from various sources; internet and its like.

Well, I don't believe in 'classical' ways, I believe in telling me just how you feel.

Here's one from what the OP posted.

•Theres a big sale in my bedroom right now, clothes are 100% off.

So tell me, which lady in her correct senses would consider that man?

Lol I believe in simplicity, Love has never been by mere words.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 5:10pm On Nov 23, 2016
AdexHo:


I'm sure 99% of guys have use same pickup lines on you


So because this came from the net shouldn't be a crime


Someone must have use it before been posted on the internet

I can identify pick up lines, the best a guy can do I'll really appreciate, is ask me to download a very good song, then I'd listen to it and have him in my head.

I don't believe in words from the internet, never works on me.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by RoyalBlak007: 5:11pm On Nov 23, 2016
grin grin grin grin



..Oh
..fúck grin.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 5:15pm On Nov 23, 2016
I wantu practice my pick-up lines on someone here cry

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 5:20pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


Well, I don't believe in 'classical' ways, I believe in telling me just how you feel.

Here's one from what the OP posted.

•Theres a big sale in my bedroom right now, clothes are 100% off.

So tell me, which lady in her correct senses would consider that man?

Lol I believe in simplicity, Love has never been by mere words.


Are you aware you pick up lines can be classified? Weird right? This one you picked out would be easily grouped under "funny pick up lines" doesn't mean it's crappy.

It all depends on the target.

I could form a pick up line using superman movie, or any anime. Still depends on who I am saying it to.

For me to use a pickup line obviously I must have studied the person, and I must know the group I would pick from that would suit your persona. You saying you don't fancy such lines is prolly cause you are yet to hear that which works on you or describes your favourites.

Even "I love you" is a pickup line.

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 5:20pm On Nov 23, 2016
KissChrix:
I wantu practice my pick-up lines on someone here cry

Try makydebbie wink
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 5:22pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


I can identify pick up lines, the best a guy can do I'll really appreciate, is ask me to download a very good song, then I'd listen to it and have him in my head.


I don't believe in words from the internet, never works on me.
I do the bolded once in a while. Its cool as well. Only Nigerian song that can fit in is Timi dakolos- Iyawo mi.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 5:22pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Try makydebbie wink
I go open pick up thread tonight smiley

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 5:23pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Are you aware you pick up lines can be classified? Weird right? This one you picked out would be easily grouped under "funny pick up lines" doesn't mean it's crappy.

It all depends on the target.

I could form a pick up line using superman movie, or any anime. Still depends on who I am saying it to.

For me to use a pickup line obviously I must have studied the person, and I must know the group I would pick from that would suit your persona. You saying you don't fancy such lines is prolly cause you are yet to hear that which works on you or describes your favourites.

Even "I love you" is a pickup line.

grin Alright then.

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by makydebbie(f): 5:24pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Try makydebbie wink
cheesy

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 5:24pm On Nov 23, 2016
Word! smiley
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Are you aware you pick up lines can be classified? Weird right? This one you picked out would be easily grouped under "funny pick up lines" doesn't mean it's crappy.

It all depends on the target.

I could form a pick up line using superman movie, or any anime. Still depends on who I am saying it to.

For me to use a pickup line obviously I must have studied the person, and I must know the group I would pick from that would suit your persona. You saying you don't fancy such lines is prolly cause you are yet to hear that which works on you or describes your favourites.

Even "I love you" is a pickup line.

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 5:25pm On Nov 23, 2016
KissChrix:


I go open pick up thread tonight smiley


That one sef dey. You better inform them.




Balogun grin

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2016
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That one sef dey. You better inform them.




Balogun grin

wink

No need to inform, na anybody wey mistakenly enter that thread I go woo wink

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 5:27pm On Nov 23, 2016
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I do the bolded once in a while. Its cool as well. Only Nigerian song that can fit in is Timi dakolos- Iyawo mi.


grin Nigerian songs don't fit in that aspect for me.

Go hear pillow talk by Zayn.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 5:36pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


grin Nigerian songs don't fit in that aspect for me.

Go hear pillow talk by Zayn.

Lol, just checked the lyrics. Somewhat too raw for a "love" theme.

Have you heard "friends with benefits" by Tory Lanez.

I would place them in same category.

Love & sex smiley


When that "Iyawo mi" was still fresh in the air, plus my voice when it was still smooth... I no how many babes enter. grin

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by photoshoot(m): 5:39pm On Nov 23, 2016
KissChrix:


wink

No need to inform, na anybody wey mistakenly enter that thread I go woo wink


Ehen, just mention me, I go drag them in.
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Laveda(f): 6:02pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Lol, just checked the lyrics. Somewhat too raw for a "love" theme.

Have you heard "friends with benefits" by Tory Lanez.

I would place them in same category.

Love & sex smiley


When that "Iyawo mi" was still fresh in the air, plus my voice when it was still smooth... I no how many babes enter. grin

Yeah.

Most of the time, Love and sex flows together.

grin Song is cool, I really like it too.. .. Just that, it gets to a point I just get tired of listening to that particular one and move to the next one. sad

Sam smith is cool tho, I love all of his tracks.

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Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


Well, I don't believe in 'classical' ways, I believe in telling me just how you feel.

Here's one from what the OP posted.

•Theres a big sale in my bedroom right now, clothes are 100% off.

So tell me, which lady in her correct senses would consider that man?

Lol I believe in simplicity, Love has never been by mere words.

Well i would you are right one part and still wrong too

Pick up lines are not just meant to be used anyone

Atleast
*rapport should have been solid between the two party
*it can't just be used on any lady at a certain time
For example
The guy should know the type of lady he's dealing with
Abd knows exactly which pick up lines would work for her
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2016
Laveda:


I can identify pick up lines, the best a guy can do I'll really appreciate, is ask me to download a very good song, then I'd listen to it and have him in my head.

I don't believe in words from the internet, never works on me.


Even tht is a pick up line grin
Re: Wanna Up Your Pick Up Game by Nobody: 7:37pm On Nov 23, 2016
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Are you aware you pick up lines can be classified? Weird right? This one you picked out would be easily grouped under "funny pick up lines" doesn't mean it's crappy.

It all depends on the target.

I could form a pick up line using superman movie, or any anime. Still depends on who I am saying it to.

For me to use a pickup line obviously I must have studied the person, and I must know the group I would pick from that would suit your persona. You saying you don't fancy such lines is prolly cause you are yet to hear that which works on you or describes your favourites.

Even "I love you" is a pickup line.


Yeah
You right bro cool

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