krissconnect:
There are funny characters we display when we fall in love that mere looking at them, its convincing to say that love is really blind.
[s]1. *When you continue buying food when you're not really hungry from that restuarant your crush works in.
I won't deny the fact that I'm so guilty of this at the moment. I'm crushing on a girl that sells fried groundnut around my office, but each time I think of her,I rush down her spot to buy groundnut I really don't wanna eat justto catch a stare.
2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or impress that girl they're crushing on. A matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she's the one attending to you? I pray that spell leaves you bro.
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3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those ladies who have never put on high heel shoe before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. #noOffense
[s]4. Taking the long route cos he/she always uses that path.
I'm not so guilty of this though, but I think tosyne2much and cutehector can attest to this. You decide to forfeit that short distance path to follow the 100km distance path instead cos you're sure he/she always walks through that path. A journey of 5 minutes just costed you 1hour cos of love and you didn't mind trekking the distance. Love is really blind.
5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside your crush during church service. Now its time for offering. You realised you just have your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to impress that babe,you dip your hand inside the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance on to give offering. *You think you're doing God.*
6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A guy will suddenly start using a female voice cos he's talking to his crush on phone. He be like 'oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_aww'
Bro,you're simply turning gay! Mtcheww!
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7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes you out to eat oranges on a date. You see how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.
*just be yourself laveda*
8. Add yours..

Huh?

Punishing myself just to impress a girl who I'm not sure would still be with Me in 6months time

KissChrix:


Am I drunk?

Punishing myself just to impress a girl who I'm not sure would still be with Me in 6months time

krissconnect:
Na why u cancel my article?

MzLarem:
Guilty of just no 4.

mhiz:
That number 6 plenty people do it, crush or no crush. I rember the day I called my brother with a new sim, when I heard his voice I had to check to be sure I didn't dial the wrong number when he realised I was the one, he then used his normal voice.

tosyne2much:
Just take a look at yourself

MzLarem:
Infact,i just weak for myself

tosyne2much:
Lmao You're just so funny

tosyne2much:
What if it's on Nairaland you're crushing on the person, what are you going to do?

MzLarem:
Be stalking his every posts and viewing his profile constantly

Laveda:
Love matters everywhere.

it's romance section

MzLarem:
Be stalking his every posts and viewing his profile constantly

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha haha Roflwkmd I don laf die for that number 6

I dey come make i add my own

8. Bashing their fellow dudes to impress a Lady

Many will agree with me that this barbaric act is very common on Nairaland. Just when a guy likes a lady and sees anyone engaging in an e-fifht with her, such guy will feature in the matter and will begin rain curses on the dude. As if that is not enough, he might even go to the extent of switching all accounts to bash the guy. (for matter wey no co-sign am ooo)

By the time Mynd44 sends these kinds of guys to prison , they will begin to blame him for incompetence and partiality

cc : Photoshoot

tosyne2much:
Eeehyah!!! And I know you wouldn't take the risk of sending a PM..

It really pays to be a guy sha

mhiz:
You should do this for 'it'

KissChrix:


cc : Photooshoot

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha haha Roflwkmd I don laf die for that number 6

I dey come make i add my own

8. Bashing their fellow dudes to impress a Lady

Many will agree with me that this barbaric act is very common amidst guys on Nairaland. Just when a guy sees another guy bashing the lady he loves, such guy will quickly feature in the fight without being invited and will begin to dish out abusive words and curses on the dude. If the dude is also a professional basher, he will switch to his alternate accounts to continue bashing him. (for matter wey no co-sign am ooo)

By the time Mynd44 sends these kinds of guys to prison , they will begin to blame him for incompetence and partiality

QuietHammer:

Hahahahaha. Dumb asslickers .
I call them Captain save-a-hoe.

MzLarem:
Be stalking his every posts and viewing his profile constantly

RENOWNED2:
I Been Wan Propose Love To You But I No Do Again