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Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by ikorodureporta: 11:36pm On Dec 03, 2016
.....but u think say olosho dey smell mouth, na there be A.O.C?? grin as long as money go enta hand....
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Danfuster(m): 11:38pm On Dec 03, 2016
Neerah18:
I thought I was going to find locust beans on the list.


I bean wan mention that one too, but Ógiri worse pass locust beans (iru)
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by kwajahafiz(m): 11:52pm On Dec 03, 2016
Very inaccurate and inane post...
Totally made up without research or backed even by popular opinion.
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by ezra1990: 12:05am On Dec 04, 2016
DLondonboiy:
Suya...

it has this yellowish smell..
This is why sometimes I wished NCC did not revoke d hike in data cozz some elements just come up here n spew thrash
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Andrew3(m): 12:28am On Dec 04, 2016
Iru
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 1:00am On Dec 04, 2016
wadetaw202:


You are just sweet
lol thank you
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by hardon1(m): 2:48am On Dec 04, 2016
una dey talk like say una no be nigerians. u never seee when you take a girl out on a date and she orders for fufu and egusi soup. bojth if u will eat and enjoy the smell together. i love down to earth girls, not girls that form as if they dont shit!, just because they are on a date.
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by sonnie10: 3:18am On Dec 04, 2016
How about asperigas and calery
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by madjune(m): 3:47am On Dec 04, 2016
What's the essence of this post?

Abi the OP never hear of Listerine mouthwash?

Eat whatever and wash your mouth.
Anyway, I can't do without my fufu.
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Barigaboy(m): 6:51am On Dec 04, 2016
Qummie:
Preparing for a date? First date? I hope you havent eaten any of these yet.


1. Cabbage:
Girls love salad because it’s healthy and yummy. Telling your date you had salad at lunch may seem like a good idea because it makes you look health-conscious but you should NEVER have salad at lunch, especially not when you have a date later in the day. Your breath will smell so bad and you can be almost certain of never ever getting the opportunity of a second date.

2. Garlic:

There’s no special skill required to recognise the stench of garlic. Normal humans can smell garlic from as far as 5 miles(just kidding).

But seriously, garlic is notorious for invading your bloodstream and fighting it’s way through your pores. So not only should you not eat garlic prior to your date, you shouldn’t even eat it 3 days to your big day just to make sure your date doesn’t ask if you’re allergic to deodorants.

3. Peanuts:

One thing we all love about peanuts is their great taste, and these bad boys are so addictive you can “OD” on them in as little as 15 minutes. No joke! Anyone can easily down 2000 calories of peanuts while watching “Young Dreams” on Zee world. But a good reason to not eat peanuts prior to a date is that your date will be so done with you after getting the stench of his life.

4. Fish:

All types of fish have this smell i really can’t describe but it’s just as bad as the smell of raw eggs(eww) or maybe slightly worse. So if you just ate fish at the canteen, do yourself a favour and use a mouth wash immediately. You don’t want to chase away a potential partner with bad breath.

5. Onions:

Thank goodness this list is in no particular order else i’d have had a hard time deciding if garlic or onions should come first.

Another serial relationship-murderer is the onion. I learnt this has something to do the sulfur content, but whatever it is, stay away from onions if you ever want to get married.

6. Fufu:

This very smelly staple has the god-given ability to make you potentially undateable. I don’t even need to write an epistle on this. You can’t be a Nigerian and not know the stench of “fufu” can wake the dead. If “fufu” is this potent, just imagine what manner of disgust it is capable of awakening in the heart of your date.

Source: https://qummiesblog./2016/12/03/6-things-you-should-never-eat-prior-to-a-first-date/

If someone really admires u. All those stuff doesn't really matter but one gat to be very careful sha.
Me I no like make babe dey package too much. If na fufu u want u better order for ran before he go finish that's how I life my life. Nice post he make sense cos some will no tell u they don't like d smell they r percieving from u.

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Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by BALLOSKI: 7:30am On Dec 04, 2016
freesinzu:
Who eats fufu before goin on a date
grin grin grin
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by oscaruzie(m): 7:43am On Dec 04, 2016
DLondonboiy:
Suya...

it has this yellowish smell..

wetin be dis nah you people tink you can come here and be giving gbagaun anyhow??!!! wetin sef angry angry angry
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 04, 2016
KissChrix:
Who would want to eat fufu before going on a date? undecided


That spells doom for the date.... Not only will your mouth smell, you'll also feel sleepy
So u said finally said something. cool
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 8:37am On Dec 04, 2016
Qummie:

So u said finally said something. cool

gringrin

I forgot to modify jurh.... Just remembered when I saw the thread on fp gringrin
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 9:32am On Dec 04, 2016
KissChrix:


gringrin

I forgot to modify jurh.... Just remembered when I saw the thread on fp gringrin
Issokay
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Codyt(m): 11:05am On Dec 04, 2016
DLondonboiy:
Suya...

it has this yellowish smell..
Hehehehe Hoo mai God.. Yellow dey smell? grin grin grin
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by freesinzu(m): 11:52am On Dec 04, 2016
WomanOfRace:


I do ,if it is the available food in the house o. Ajikpako no dey consider all this one o....

Who dash monkey banana?
Your definitely not ajepako

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Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by WomanOfRace(f): 12:04pm On Dec 04, 2016
freesinzu:
Your definitely not ajepako
ok o...dey there,for my house we don forget say Nigeria get government.
There is hunger in the land.
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by chloe9191: 3:27pm On Dec 29, 2016
Such great tips. Thanks a bunch. I have never noticed these tips lol

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