What "freshening up" really means.


Wouldn't it be nice if spontaneous sex happened in real life the way it did in the movies? You know, when you can actually start ripping clothes off in a moment of passion and get right to it…with zero stress? Unfortunately, we have way too many preferred pre-sex rituals for that kind of impulsive sex to happen completely carefree. We much prefer when we have time to do these things (even if we'd never admit it publicly):

1. Whip Out That Matching Lingerie That Never Sees the Light of Day
And then struggle to decide whether you'll wear it uncomfortably under your clothes for the entire date or keep it in your purse so you can put it on in the bathroom pre-action.

2. Shave—or Wax, or Depilate—Everything
You'll let the unruly hair go free later, but sometimes you just want to be smooth, damnit.

3. ...Or Awkwardly Dry Shave in the Bathroom Right Before
This is what happens when you try to be spontaneous. You remember your woolly mammoth legs and wind up surreptitiously landscaping with his razor under the guise of "freshening up."

4. Do a Hack Job Tidying Up Your Room to Appear Like a Functioning Member of Society
You're not going to deep clean your apartment or anything—but you will throw all of your strewn clothing, embarrassing knickknacks, and garbage in your closet to keep up appearances. And make your bed, you guess.

5. Give Yourself a Thorough Inspection Down There
Of course, you know rationally that your vulva is going to look exactly the same as it did last time, but if someone is going to be up in your business, you're going to give it a once-over before he does.

Read on and discover more below......
12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex but Never Admit To

If he will ask, I will tell him straight for sure

I got my eye on this thread...

QueenSuccubus:




If he will ask, I will tell him straight for sure

like they care.... all that's going on their head is to get under d pant.....
Queen hope ur doing fine

lola024:



like they care.... all that's going on their head is to get under d pant.....
Queen hope ur doing fine

Hi Lola... I'm great... Hope u doing great as well over there.

OP Where is the remaining seven(7)

QueenSuccubus:




Hi Lola... I'm great... Hope u doing great as well over there.

yeah.... thanks.... stay fine

why am I even awake by this tim

sometimes you guys just copy lists meant for whites.
how many naija girls do shave their legs when meeting a man when most of them love to show off hairs on their legs

boss1310:
sometimes you guys just copy lists meant for whites.
how many naija girls do shave their legs when meeting a man when most of them love to show off hairs on their legs

Naija babes dey send? Some of dem go get hair for chest and bear bear/moustache. Abeg Naija babes carry go, we like you like dat

Women lie too much. They are number 1 con artists.
See as that girl dey hid dirty under the cushion. Now the man would not think she is a slob and if he wants a clean girl now he has been suckered up. Jeez!

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U sound as if u don't enjoy it more.

lola024:



like they care.... all that's going on their head is to get under d pant.....
Queen hope ur doing fine

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Cuz she knws i like it kleen n like a desert for d mouth action that wil do d wetting..