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12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by lola024(f): 2:19am On Dec 10, 2016 |
What "freshening up" really means. Wouldn't it be nice if spontaneous sex happened in real life the way it did in the movies? You know, when you can actually start ripping clothes off in a moment of passion and get right to it…with zero stress? Unfortunately, we have way too many preferred pre-sex rituals for that kind of impulsive sex to happen completely carefree. We much prefer when we have time to do these things (even if we'd never admit it publicly): 1. Whip Out That Matching Lingerie That Never Sees the Light of Day And then struggle to decide whether you'll wear it uncomfortably under your clothes for the entire date or keep it in your purse so you can put it on in the bathroom pre-action. 2. Shave—or Wax, or Depilate—Everything You'll let the unruly hair go free later, but sometimes you just want to be smooth, damnit. 3. ...Or Awkwardly Dry Shave in the Bathroom Right Before This is what happens when you try to be spontaneous. You remember your woolly mammoth legs and wind up surreptitiously landscaping with his razor under the guise of "freshening up." 4. Do a Hack Job Tidying Up Your Room to Appear Like a Functioning Member of Society You're not going to deep clean your apartment or anything—but you will throw all of your strewn clothing, embarrassing knickknacks, and garbage in your closet to keep up appearances. And make your bed, you guess. 5. Give Yourself a Thorough Inspection Down There Of course, you know rationally that your vulva is going to look exactly the same as it did last time, but if someone is going to be up in your business, you're going to give it a once-over before he does. Read on and discover more below...... 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex but Never Admit To
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Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by QueenSuccubus(f): 2:21am On Dec 10, 2016 |
If he will ask, I will tell him straight for sure |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by majorbravo: 2:23am On Dec 10, 2016 |
I got my eye on this thread... 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by lola024(f): 2:25am On Dec 10, 2016 |
QueenSuccubus: like they care.... all that's going on their head is to get under d pant..... Queen hope ur doing fine 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by QueenSuccubus(f): 2:26am On Dec 10, 2016 |
lola024: Hi Lola... I'm great... Hope u doing great as well over there. 1 Like |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by bikerboy1(m): 2:32am On Dec 10, 2016 |
OP Where is the remaining seven(7) |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by lola024(f): 2:32am On Dec 10, 2016 |
QueenSuccubus: yeah.... thanks.... stay fine
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Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by Young03(m): 3:13am On Dec 10, 2016 |
why am I even awake by this tim |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by boss1310(m): 5:26am On Dec 10, 2016 |
sometimes you guys just copy lists meant for whites. how many naija girls do shave their legs when meeting a man when most of them love to show off hairs on their legs 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by momentarylapse: 6:55am On Dec 10, 2016 |
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Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by Nobody: 7:04am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Naija babes dey send? Some of dem go get hair for chest and bear bear/moustache. Abeg Naija babes carry go, we like you like dat |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by BabaRamota1980: 7:20am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Women lie too much. They are number 1 con artists. See as that girl dey hid dirty under the cushion. Now the man would not think she is a slob and if he wants a clean girl now he has been suckered up. Jeez! 1 Like |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by Nobody: 8:00am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by Vaxt(m): 8:04am On Dec 10, 2016 |
If u get money puzzy is nothing, guys stop getting useless hope frm ds stuff n go hustle 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by Mekzmoney(m): 8:51am On Dec 10, 2016 |
U sound as if u don't enjoy it more. lola024: |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by QDSG(m): 11:51am On Dec 10, 2016 |
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Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by princeakins(m): 6:10pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
She shaved the forest down dr bfor ma arrival Cuz she knws i like it kleen n like a desert for d mouth action that wil do d wetting.. |
Re: 12 Things Women Do Right Before Sex But Never Admit To (GIF PHOTOS) by SexyNairalander: 6:32pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
The only thing men do we place our condom in the most conducive and easy to reach places or most times the low self esteemed men take man power
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