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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Fairgodwin(m): 10:38am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:
He didn't force anyone. They joined cos they were greedy.

Dumbfucks. Some one asks you to deposit money and renames it "providing help". He pays you 30% from your own money and renames it "getting help", and these idiots are dancing.

Now they have suspended paying you back your money and instead ask you to keep depositing, and you still defend them. . . This is worse than brainwashing. To think "educated" people are part of this shit_, makes one wonder what kind of peppersoup education they received.

The..
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by zicoswagg(m): 10:38am On Dec 15, 2016
You want your news to be on front page?.

Look no further

Just start up anything about MMM and it will skyrocket

Wailers Everywhere undecided

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by wakes: 10:39am On Dec 15, 2016
No be small thing!
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by KingAfo(m): 10:39am On Dec 15, 2016
sod09:
u guys shd give mmm break abeg
na people way no do am carry am for head like afro.... Nigerians and hypocrisy
its already broken
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by dingbang(m): 10:40am On Dec 15, 2016
grin


doctors are happy because mmm is booming their business





sai mmm

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by MzzAmiable(f): 10:41am On Dec 15, 2016
prettythicksme:
What is MMM?
Money Making Machine
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by jchuchu(m): 10:42am On Dec 15, 2016
Nt again


Eblyk say topics don finish for nairaland? Na dis mmm juz dey trend, e never do una ehn

Wt do u guys juz gain frm dis?


Na so so laf una juz dey laf

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:42am On Dec 15, 2016
cool cool cool cool
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by HRich(m): 10:43am On Dec 15, 2016
And that moment when I refused to join and the thing clashed

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by LEXYCOM: 10:44am On Dec 15, 2016
I beg, one month never reach?

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Hormenah97(m): 10:45am On Dec 15, 2016
boman2014:

Manhood Must Mate

Epic response grin

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by fortunechy(m): 10:47am On Dec 15, 2016
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:49am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:
He didn't force anyone. They joined cos they were greedy.

Dumbfucks. Some one asks you to deposit money and renames it "providing help". He pays you 30% from your own money and renames it "getting help", and these idiots are dancing.

Now they have suspended paying you back your money and instead ask you to keep depositing, and you still defend them. . . This is worse than brainwashing. To think "educated" people are part of this shit_, makes one wonder what kind of peppersoup education they received.
#Savage
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by zikter(m): 10:49am On Dec 15, 2016
thank goodness I didn't join with all the persuasions from peeps at work. something that is too easy like this is bound to end tragically. moreover I could not bear enriching my self from fellow citizens hard earned cash. knowing fully well that the scheme is never sustainable and while others will smile to the bank, others will finally cry. wish u all well but try to invest wisely especially with systems like mmm

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by BecomeALandLord(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:
He didn't force anyone. They joined cos they were greedy.

Dumbfucks. Some one asks you to deposit money and renames it "providing help". He pays you 30% from your own money and renames it "getting help", and these idiots are dancing.

Now they have suspended paying you back your money and instead ask you to keep depositing, and you still defend them. . . This is worse than brainwashing. To think "educated" people are part of this shit_, makes one wonder what kind of peppersoup education they received.

My dear! You are on point! U took the words out of my mouth!

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by gazmaths(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2016
My question to those claiming we lost billions of Naira to this scheme is that, do they know who we lost the money to? Because the money is not going into only one person account. You are not also paying in dollars but naira. The money is still within the country. The person I provided help to last is from Ekiti, we even spoke Yoruba together. This scheme has no negative effect on Nigeria economy. Ask pple to educate u on this if u know little about it.

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by nwadiuko1(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2016
We no go hear word agan?

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ibnquasale(m): 10:51am On Dec 15, 2016
AnodaIT:


What the Bleep's wrong with ya. People have been making 5x the money invested since over a year now.

MMM structure is designed to fail cos it's a pyramid (no matter what the apostles may say otherwise) but only the strong minds can get in there, reap the fruits and stay out before the house crashes on top of the late comers.

Educated people understood the risks, took it and diversified before the feeble minds were finally convinced to join while the faint heart like yours stay afar of and keep crying that the sun will set (something the wise had already known and prepared for),


You are one of the problems of this country. The educated mind is supposed to properly enlightened the so called feeble ones and not take advantage of them.

Most people want to live in advanced and sane countries and communities, but our attitude and way of thinking is purely crude and unrefined; and it's certain that the best place for them to live is a country like Nigeria.

Crushed, froze, or forzen; MMM is a fraud and even if they start paying again, it's still a fraud!

If only we had one voice to condemn this shit from the beginning...

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Pylony(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:
He didn't force anyone. They joined cos they were greedy.

Dumbfucks. Some one asks you to deposit money and renames it "providing help". He pays you 30% from your own money and renames it "getting help", and these idiots are dancing.

Now they have suspended paying you back your money and instead ask you to keep depositing, and you still defend them. . . This is worse than brainwashing. To think "educated" people are part of this shit_, makes one wonder what kind of peppersoup education they received.
No be only pepper soup education, this one na ginger soup sef grin
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by uchennamani(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:
He didn't force anyone. They joined cos they were greedy.

Dumbfucks. Some one asks you to deposit money and renames it "providing help". He pays you 30% from your own money and renames it "getting help", and these idiots are dancing.

Now they have suspended paying you back your money and instead ask you to keep depositing, and you still defend them. . . This is worse than brainwashing. To think "educated" people are part of this shit_, makes one wonder what kind of peppersoup education they received.
Exactly. Chicken education
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Layooluwa(f): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2016
shocked shocked God, see traffic
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:54am On Dec 15, 2016
mmmites
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by pmc01(m): 10:54am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:
He didn't force anyone. They joined cos they were greedy.

Dumbfucks. Some one asks you to deposit money and renames it "providing help". He pays you 30% from your own money and renames it "getting help", and these idiots are dancing.

Now they have suspended paying you back your money and instead ask you to keep depositing, and you still defend them. . . This is worse than brainwashing. To think "educated" people are part of this shit_, makes one wonder what kind of peppersoup education they received.

Sexkillz baba- the real Jagaban of Nairaland. Keep keeping it real.

Hope you got married to Ogugua eventually?

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ibnquasale(m): 10:55am On Dec 15, 2016
Sexxkillz:


Yup. It has always been a scam. . . A big fraud from day one.

Scamming people off their money doesn't make you wise. No educated person will invest money in a scheme that's bound to fail, except of course those with half baked education parading themselves as educated. So you invested in a scheme that you know would fail but you didn't know when it'll fail, then it fails and you proclaim yourself wise?

Faint heart? Haha. Are you stupid or you're pretending to be stupid right now?


Obviously, he's both!

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 15, 2016
MMM is for Maga Maga Magum
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 15, 2016
Haniel18:

guy u wicked o,but d guy vex no be here o
I dey tell you. He wants to prove he is completely educated hahahahahahahahahaha. Anger na bastard.
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Pylony(m): 10:56am On Dec 15, 2016
jchuchu:
Nt again


Eblyk say topics don finish for nairaland? Na dis mmm juz dey trend, e never do una ehn

Wt do u guys juz gain frm dis?


Na so so laf una juz dey laf






We're laughing at the stone ears ppl no gree say e go collapse one day grin as you can see am still Laughing.
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by uncleade(m): 10:57am On Dec 15, 2016
AnodaIT:


What the Bleep's wrong with ya. People have been making 5x the money invested since over a year now.

MMM structure is designed to fail cos it's a pyramid (no matter what the apostles may say otherwise) but only the strong minds can get in there, reap the fruits and stay out before the house crashes on top of the late comers.

Educated people understood the risks, took it and diversified before the feeble minds were finally convinced to join while the faint heart like yours stay afar of and keep crying that the sun will set (something the wise had already known and prepared for),

You must be cra.zy, you are not in your right senses.

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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Girlbestfriend(f): 10:58am On Dec 15, 2016
MMM has crashed in other countries of the world.


please u solicitors should name 10 of those countries.
let's name 20 where MMM is thriving.


cos I don't know what's you peoples business, crying more than the bereaved
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by jamesharryson(m): 11:00am On Dec 15, 2016
ibnquasale:



You are one of the problems of this country. The educated mind is supposed to properly enlightened the so called feeble ones and not take advantage of them.

Most people want to live in advanced and sane countries and communities, but our attitude and way of thinking is purely crude and unrefined; and it's certain that the best place for them to live is a country like Nigeria.

Crushed, froze, or forzen; MMM is a fraud and even if they start paying again, it's still a fraud!

If only we had one voice to condemn this shit from the beginning...

Whatever rubbish anyone likes to talk about mmm, feel free to say it. But I must tell u this. I will never regret being part of mmm. No! Not in this life or in the life to come! By May this year I had no plan or even hope of being a landlord but now, I am proud to say it, I have a car of my own and a land of my own. Thanks to MMM.

Learn to mind your business and stop taking paracetamol on another man's headache

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