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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by erico2k2(m): 11:00am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:Is called taking a positive risk 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by OkoYibo: 11:00am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Hmmn 1 Like
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by miyagi01(m): 11:02am On Dec 15, 2016 |
[quote author=tolexy007 post=51947319] Yesterday, when reading abt MMM on fb, I couldn't make out d info bcoz gathering information from fb can be a little stressful. d irony is DT d MMM patronizers didn't show any panic( even in their voice when explaining d crunch to me) On d other hand, MMM pessimists re showing panic and some celebrating not being on d scheme. My conclusion is dt we (MMM pessimists) were envious of them (MMM optimists) when they were smiling to d bank. or else we should have been neutral abt d success or failure of d whole scheme. epic reply. meanwhile i called a doctor colleague who invested 500k, nd his as calm as ever. buh iz guyz who earlier begged him to borrow dem money to invest in mmm, which he declined. were first to call him nd mocked d hell out of him. which kind life! pessimist everywhere 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 11:03am On Dec 15, 2016 |
ibnquasale:Nigeria would av bin better if you have one voice and strenght to criticize the way your government is leading you. That one even saying some1 is having pepersoup education. So he that voted dummy as president is have a what education an okro soup education. What a mumu talk from dummies parading themselves to be educated. 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by UjSizzle(f): 11:03am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:Uncle Killz calm down na |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Thryphosa(m): 11:04am On Dec 15, 2016 |
MMM week indeed. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by leriment: 11:04am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:. Why can't you people just leave participant to there decision. government could not pay salaries for months people still go to work. government sent People to go and play football they came home no money was ready to be paid to them.. they are waiting. also there is much to the mmm thing and if you don't understand it tithe foolest don't call participants fool. for example for this whole year how many people have u helped? |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Girlbestfriend(f): 11:06am On Dec 15, 2016 |
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by miyagi01(m): 11:06am On Dec 15, 2016 |
tolexy007:epic reply. meanwhile i called a doctor colleague who invested 500k, nd his as calm as ever. buh iz guyz who earlier begged him to borrow dem money to invest in mmm, which he declined. were first to call him nd mocked d hell out of him. which kind life! pessimist everywhere 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Sochimaobim(m): 11:08am On Dec 15, 2016 |
What I don't understand is why many ppl are just happy about this mmm stuff, that u didn't participate/is not participating does not in any way make u wiser than those who did/does. Most of u insulting educated ppl participating in the stuff have done some silly things that even someone who did not attend nursery school won't do. When I look at ppl laughing at me, I look back at them as the stupid ones. I started mmm with 200k, I did not add a single dime to it, and I had a separate acct for it, now do u knw how much is in that acct? well, its more than a million, and I just provided help of 300k before this freezing. Now tell me, if as u all claim, mmm fails to come back again, did I loose or gain? I was millionaire and a business man before I started mmm, and today, I am way richer and live a better life. I can spend freely without thinking of the effect on biz. I am so happy am into mmm, and if it comes back by Jan, I will be the first to PH again, and if it doesn't ,well, it was fun while it lasted. The foolish ppl here are those who did not seize this opportunity on time to make their lives better. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by HomeOfMe(f): 11:09am On Dec 15, 2016 |
[quote author=AnodaIT post=51931213] What the Bleep's wrong with ya. People have been making 5x the money invested since over a year now. MMM structure is designed to fail cos it's a pyramid (no matter what the apostles may say otherwise) but only the strong minds can get in there, reap the fruits and stay out before the house crashes on top of the late comers. Educated people understood the risks, took it and diversified before the feeble minds were finally convinced to join while the faint heart like yours stay afar of and keep crying that the sun will set (something the wise had already known and prepared for), [/quote Please tell them;the whole thing is becoming dry and stale,none participants crying more than the bereaved. They're begining to sound like a broken record already. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ibnquasale(m): 11:14am On Dec 15, 2016 |
jamesharryson: Bros With that ur 30 percent .... Continue. On a serious note, even if u are now the owner of dangote, it doesn't still change the fact that MMM is designed to fail! Do we really reason at all in this country? Why are we always driven by greedy and selfishness? Have u considered what will happen to those who won't be able to make back their money? What u have failed to understand is that even you won't enjoy the one you made ( the multiplier effect) 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Boyooosa(m): 11:14am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Masikay:Take this then so that your sickhead can improve...
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by seyicrown2008: 11:14am On Dec 15, 2016 |
WHY NAIRALAND KEEP SAYING NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT MMM. MMM WILL SOON BOUNCE. YOU HAPPY FOR UR TRAFFIC IS INCREASING NOW ABI 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by nmreports: 11:15am On Dec 15, 2016 |
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by sassy247(m): 11:20am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Enuf of the posts on MMM abeg, we don hear. Why una dey swallow panadol on top people matter na... Is it ur money? |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Adagba1: 11:21am On Dec 15, 2016 |
dingbang:Bad man |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:21am On Dec 15, 2016 |
prettythicksme:Money Making Machine.. Lol |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by gameboyo: 11:22am On Dec 15, 2016 |
LEAFLET: If it reopen, who are they people that will provide help? That's the issue. It's ponzi scheme and nothing can make it comes back |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ojimbo(m): 11:22am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Just got this comment from.an accountant on CNN post about MMM I am an accountant in the US (New York State) and I need you to listen to me. After reading this article and looking at a few others online, I can 100% guarantee you that MMM is a classic pyramid scheme. MMM's pyramid scheme is designed to defraud people by eventually paying them less than what they pay in. Just because you earned a little bit of a positive return at first, or know others who have, does not mean you won't get ripped off down the road. Pyramid schemes are designed to give people small returns to build their confidence up at first, and then rip everyone off by stealing their money in one giant collapse at some point in the near future. If you still insist, do not put in any more money than you can afford to lose at any given time. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by kettle84(m): 11:22am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:this rant resemble rant wet pesin dey rant after three dirty slaps. 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by maasoap(m): 11:23am On Dec 15, 2016 |
tolexy007:The reason they couldn't show panic was that they are afraid of being mocked. They're licking their wounds secretly, bleeding internally. Even if they cry out, they know that help will not come from anywhere. but mumus can continue to give help to mavrodi himself. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by NotComplaining: 11:24am On Dec 15, 2016 |
AnodaIT: True, but you forget one cardinal law. Humans are creatures of habit, even the "smart" early commers got duped, because they probably reinvested their money profit after making unparalleled gains. The truth is, the true winners are the conspirators that planned its rise and its fall (to the date and time). So by defacto, all those who invested and lost out will feel stupid, even if they were intellectuals. Remember, even smart people gamble. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Boss13: 11:24am On Dec 15, 2016 |
I don't understand the insult. The stock market has crashed, Financial institution crashes. Most financial instruments being traded are very volatile and depends on a 50:50 possibility e.g Options and Futures. Even the Nigerian stock exchange (NSE) is in a deplorable state. In 2008, The world experienced a recession due to the greed of Bankers. Without regulations, the Banking system will crash. MMM crashing is not the end of the world |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Rozaystunna(m): 11:25am On Dec 15, 2016 |
zicoswagg:iswr my guy, it's not even their money yet they waste time to write an epistle |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by humbleself242(m): 11:26am On Dec 15, 2016 |
lefulefu:Gobelogy |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by jamesharryson(m): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2016 |
ibnquasale: U still talked more rubbish than u have talked before. Which system is not bound tobfail? The Bank? The Nigerian economy? Or the place u think u work? This is rubbish. I tell u this. Nothing is as constant as change. So u now want to blame MMM more than your government who has failed to carry out her responsibilities? Must u show ur stupidity. If u think you are working now and so ur work is permanent, pls rethink. You must stop bothering urself on issues that doesn't concern u. Thank MMM for doing the work ur country has failed to do for many years. If not for mmm, how many people dobthink will be Happy each? This government has stayed for two years without anything to show for it. But MMM is a year old in Nigeria and yet has touched many lives. Why don't u appreciate yourself. You are here talking trash. Till tomorrow, I am proud I joined MMM. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by innobets(m): 11:30am On Dec 15, 2016 |
prettythicksme:it means " MY MANEST MAN " |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ibnquasale(m): 11:33am On Dec 15, 2016 |
jamesharryson: Good luck to you.... I just wasted a signicant fraction of my life chatting with an MMM believer. That thing called MMM has blindfolded many... Now I understand! Good luck once again |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Delejumi(m): 11:34am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:I call these guys Educated illetrate, can they show us something tangible they use the money from the Ponzi scheme for |
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