Dedicated to Xolocious

Continuation

I ran into my room with immediate alacrity, only to see my buddy, Smart trying to rip off his cloths. Smart wasn't the guy I used to know, he had turn completely wild, like a loose stray dog. He began to punch the wall and breaking everything that comes his way while my friends struggled to hold him back.
''make una leave me alone o'' he said with tear dropping out of his eyes. His eyes had turned red like Benin sand, and his voice hardened, it's as if he was possessed or something.
Smart: leave me alone, make I die. I done tire for this world
Thompson: Smart you no go die, you here. Just relax
Smart: I wan to die, I'm tired. Leave me alone o. Leave me alone o
Mayson: Temy abeg, bring palm oil sharp sharp. Lock the door, I no want make he come out.

I hurriedly ran into my kitchen and brought out my remaining keg of palm oil. We tried forcing the palm oil down his throat but he kept resisting. He kept gnashing his teeth. While we were struggling to open his mouth, he bit thompsons finger.
''he don bite me o'' Thompson shouted with a loud cry. Blood was gushing out his finger. ''choi! Na so I go take craze like Smart?''

Me: afa relax, you no go craze. Go put kerosene inside.
Thompson: Temy o, I no wan craze o. Hep me abeg.
Mayson: relax, no fear. Smart madness never strong like that.

Smart immediately freed himself from us after much resistance, he held me by the neck with both hands while my guys tried to free me from the shackles of Smart. I prayed I don't get bitten. I could see Thompsons blood stained on his teeth. He looked like the Vampires in ''true blood''.

Smart: I want to eat ice cream and garri. Temy, I want to eat ice cream and garri.
Me: but, It's already too late, I will buy it for you tomorrow.
Smart: you must buy it for me o. (he began to cry like a baby)
Me: Smart free me na, you wan press my neck?.. Pls abeg, free me. (I began to beg)
Smart: Thompson (looking at Thompsons direction), God is punishing me for my sins. I want to die oooo
Mayson: Temy help me bring rope sharperly. Make we tie smart. he fi kill himself o

I went outside to the direction where we all sundry our wet cloths, I cut the ropes and I ran back into my room without raising any alarm. The party was still going on, and I could see, people dancing and winning. Only if they knew what was happening in my room.

I gave Mayson the rope, and I watched him tie Smart like a dead mommy while he struggled to free himself. I felt like crying for him.

Smart: release me o. You better release me or I will cut this rope with my bare hands. I'm strooong. I'm very strooong.
Me: Smart, you need to relax.
Mayson: Temy, abeg bring water, make we use take cool him brain.
Me: okay boss. But wait, una smoke kush before una come my room?
Mayson: nooo, we no kush o. Na only the beer we done drink since o
Thomson: I no wan mad o. I dey fear o.
Me: relax, nothing go do you. You too dey fear.
Smart: Thompson you be idiot. But you still be my guy. I love you.
Me: oboy! Smart done turn gay o. Like play like play.
Smart: I'm not gay. Stop it. Stop it.
Me: okay boss. Are you getting better now.
Smart: NOooo. Karma is hunting me. Help me. I'm burning. Please.
Mayson: you get smart papa phone number?
Me: E dey him phone, should we call his parents?
Mayson: if the craze continue till tomorrow, we go call him parents.
Smart: I want to eat yam and bread. Now now now
Me: okay, I will cook it for you. There's rice on the fire already.
Smart: I want to take my bathe, untie me now. Mayson, Mayson Mayson, untie me now.
Mayson: we can't untie you. You will get loosed
Smart: I won't.
Mayson: I will release you under one condition.
Smart: tell me, my body itches me. It's burning me..... Talk now
Mayson: did you smoke weed before coming?
Smart: no I didn't.
Mayson: are you sure.
Smart: yes, Mayson Yes. Release me now.

Mayson carefully released Smart from the rope, he ran into the bathroom and began to take his bathe, he took about an hour before he came out, He fell on my bed and slept off. I was scared to stay in the room with my crazy friend, I was afraid that he might just press my neck at night while I was fast asleep, but I had no choice. Myself, Mayson and Thompson slept that night with an eye opened. The hostel party was indeed ruined for us.

We woke up the next morning to see Smart, looking normal as ever.
''smart na you be this''? I asked.
''na me o'' he replied
''I hope you know say you craze yesterday?''
''na lie'' he interjected ''I can recall us having a conversation until everything went blank''

jeff2010:
how far na guy...I dey sight you on poultry road those days #Americana shop

afa la

Yewandequeen:



Noooo
Am already thick enough if i join to eat such meal i might end up looking like yokozuma..And this will give Yungtemy enough reason to leave me for angel.

i no talk anything o

wat a really funny update.i need maw PLEEEAAASSEE

YungTemy:

i no talk anything o

The truth is ure a cheat simple

U bought chicken for angel hun .no p.

Dtobs am officially available.

even me wey dey read d story fear catch me oo. Brother, your school life is very intresting. RIDE ON!!!!!!!!!

boffinjay:
wat a really funny update.i need maw PLEEEAAASSEE

lolz. I go update more. Thanks for jacking

Yewandequeen:

The truth is ure a cheat simple
U bought chicken for angel hun .no p.
Dtobs am officially available.

lolz... And I was just tasting your love me. .. No wahala o.
Oga dtobs, I can see your doinz. He clear like HD

YungTemy:

lolz... And I was just tasting your love me. .. No wahala o.

Oga dtobs, I can see your doinz. He clear like HD

Testing indeed.

Liar...chroniic one

YungTemy:

lolz. I go update more. Thanks for jacking

lolz.pls xplain d word jacking

xaviercasmir:
even me wey dey read d story fear catch me oo.
Brother, your school life is very intresting. RIDE ON!!!!!!!!!

thanks... Lolz. The truth is, I was granted the permission to write down that event. He told me specifically to write it. As long as I kept his identity safe. We sometimes tease him tho.

glad you like it.

YungTemy:

lolz... And I was just tasting your love me. .. No wahala o.

Oga dtobs, I can see your doinz. He clear like HD

u dz pple jst dey pick una sef.wich lady i go pick nau?

Nice story,laughed my intestine out ontop smart,e craze na on top food matter, ice cream and garri?lol.....e for ask shawarma and eko...lol


Wait a minute, you grew up at iju ishaga?I hail o

chara019:
Nice story,laughed my intestine out ontop smart,e craze na on top food matter, ice cream and garri?lol.....e for ask shawarma and eko...lol


Wait a minute, you grew up at iju ishaga?I hail o

Lol.. No be small things o.

and yeh! I was born and brought up in iju, until I began to migrate.. Do you stay in iju hills?

YungTemy:

Lol.. No be small things o.

and yeh! I was born and brought up in iju, until I began to migrate.. Do you stay in iju hills?

iju hills?well never knew it as iju hills,just to b sure is it around elliot ?rogo?

diz yungtemy,yewandequeen,dtobs..who else sef,dem jst dey make perxin jealous ...fada fada elp us we xinglex

U inspired me Youn'Temmy, after PURITYVAL u're next, despite u're just a month older in N.L. I can see ur future is brighter. Following u like d disciple of J.Christ. Keep it up brother!!

Thanks Boss @ YungTemy (for the dedication), u made me felt like a king. I'm grateful to you and thanks for the Continuous update and also making it suspense filled. we're grateful, more wisdom, knowledge and understanding I pray for thee...


Keep up the good work!!!

Yewandequeen:

Testing indeed.
Liar...chroniic one

lolz..

boffinjay:
lolz.pls xplain d word jacking

Jacking means reading

chara019:
iju hills?well never knew it as iju hills,just to b sure is it around elliot ?rogo?

mm.. Ajuwon.

Yewandequeen:

I hope curiosity wont kill your cat.
Just ensure yungtemy doesn't see the bolded.

YungTemy:

Jacking means reading

ah!c my lyf outside.tnx 4 telin me.pls i am stil xpetin d update*winks*

xolocious:
Thanks Boss @ YungTemy (for the dedication), u made me felt like a king. I'm grateful to you and thanks for the Continuous update and also making it suspense filled. we're grateful, more wisdom, knowledge and understanding I pray for thee...


Keep up the good work!!!

baba, your motivation keeps me moving. I swear down. Without you guys, I won't have anyone to write to.

Orlandihno:
U inspired me Youn'Temmy, after PURITYVAL u're next, despite u're just a month older in N.L. I can see ur future is brighter. Following u like d disciple of J.Christ. Keep it up brother!!

and I dey follow you like your shadow lolz.. Thanks

Hadampson:
i no 2 lyk eba buh i go manage am .. eba wit wat soup?? i prefer vegetable soup


Y u no call angelinastto?? i tink dere iz sumtin goin on btw yewandequeen nd dtobs..

But must you blow up speaker at every given opportunity ni? Loll.. .

YungTemy:

lolz... And I was just tasting your love me. .. No wahala o.

Oga dtobs, I can see your doinz. He clear like HD

Is the doing marvelous IN your sight... ?

Yewandequeen:


The truth is ure a cheat simple

U bought chicken for angel hun .no p.

Dtobs am officially available.

*listening to officially blind by 2baba*

Em...You say you need what madam?

Yewandequeen:



Noooo
Am already thick enough if i join to eat such meal i might end up looking like yokozuma..And this will give Yungtemy enough reason to leave me for angel.

How thick are you?
Well I like things that are pretty thick sha.. .juat saying! Lol

Dapo97:
diz yungtemy,yewandequeen,dtobs..who else sef,dem jst dey make perxin jealous ...fada fada elp us we xinglex

lolz.. I dey single o. Yewandequeen say she don port like mtn go meet dtobs. Anyway sha.. Make i dey observe

YungTemy:

lolz.. I dey single o. Yewandequeen say she don port like mtn go meet dtobs. Anyway sha.. Make i dey observe

Boss! Hope Smart no bite you join Thompson oooo ...
Yewandequeen no your woman crush, I can't fit chop my boss eye naw

Yewandequeen:



Noooo
Am already thick enough if i join to eat such meal i might end up looking like yokozuma..And this will give Yungtemy enough reason to leave me for angel.

somebody that had already told you to give dtobs leg over?
what does he take you for?
I'm sure he's taking you for what I'm sure you're not.



you no go leave am find better person?


no be say I be sabo or I dey interested ooo...... though I will collect if you give me.

Hadampson:
Ahah i just dey pull ur legs nah.. pesin no fit play wit yhu..

abeg no vex.. ma nigga of life

baba I grab what you mean ooo

YungTemy:

lol.. I hailo. I just hope say you no go arrest me as per se you be FBI agent

well na the way you dey post d story go matter, the FBI are looking for nairalanders who post incomplete stories

Dapo97:
diz yungtemy,yewandequeen,dtobs..who else sef,dem jst dey make perxin jealous ...fada fada elp us we xinglex

Welcome to the club dear.

Dtobs watch your back.