coolestchris:
This recession affected plenty things including brains

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
We that like you guys you keep playing hard to get with us

Qummie:

Qummie:
Of recent, the number of guys who keep professing their unquenchable hatred for Nigerian girls, has been on the rise. Doubt me? Carry out a research! I’m almost sure in a sample size of 5 Nigerian guys, at least 3 will give a lame reason for not liking Nigerian girls.
If you are as observant as myself, then you must have categorised these guys based on their not-so-subtle characteristics.

Check these out;

1. The broke boy:

This one’s bank account has been showing red light and girls are too “inhumane” to understand that there’s recession. Pay no attention to all that bullshit he spews on Nairaland about owning a 2020 range rover, this dude drives a 20th century “legwagen”.
Since it is believed that most Nigerian girls are high maintenance, he just stays clear and pretends not to like them since he can’t afford them anyway.

2. The short guy:

Maybe more ladies are beginning to develop a strange favoritism for beans or how else can we explain the height that scares some guys away?
Anyway, this particular guy happens to be, unfortunately, shorter than all the girls he has ever liked. So dude just unlikes Nigerian girls for this silly reason.

3. The lazy guy:

This one keeps admiring girls from afar but will never walk up to them. But when he sights another guy with his crush, he suddenly develops a fever and starts sweating profusely in a fully air-conditioned room.
To this guy, “all Nigerian girls are cheats” so he doesn’t like them.

4. The jobless guy:

After a Twitter user made a statement about jobless guys not having the right to a relationship, it might take the intervention of angel Gabriel to change this one’s perception on all Nigerian girls being materialistic.

5. The heartbroken guy:

This one is likely in his late 20s – early 30s. All the girls he has dated right from secondary school either left him for someone richer, broke up with him for no reason or cheated on him and made him find out in the most painful way.
To this guy, every Nigerian lady is the devil who wears prada, so he hates them all.

Which one’s missing?

Mrcork is #1
Seun, Lalasticlala