innocent idibia avenue in lekki..2baba na..big boy

browniex:
Look how ugly that place is,With all the billions they can't even have well paved streets and well-mowed lawns.mtcheeeeew,medoicrity.

Nigeria is a very sad place. Banana Island and the other so-called high brow areas are all glorified ghettos, artificially overpriced for no other reason than to assuage the violent egos of the mostly insecure rich people who acquired their wealth illicitly.

The best estates in Nigeria, sadly, are those built and maintained by oyinbos or MNCs for their expatriate and local workers... Shell Camp in PH, Bonny Island, Chevron, IITA in Ibadan, etc. These places are by far more organised, beautiful and livable than useless status symbol locations like Banana Island, Lekki 1 and so forth.

Oyenike01:
Is that banana island up there? I use to imagine its one fiiiiine place.

I tell you...that place is overhype

Good Observation, But They May Be Visitors Anyway...

Souljaboi1:
So there are Matrix and Camry 1999 in Banana Island.

I thought I would only see Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, Bentley and Ferrari...

we are too dumb.
see the look of banana island.
looking hagard and bushy.
no lawns nothing.
n yet land 4dia na billion

im disappointed cause we r in a zoo.
imagine pencil light and 700k matrix.
nawa o.
useless place

Be ready for EKENYERENGOZI MCHAEL CHIMA BLVD on Banana Island, Ikoyi, Lagos, Nigeria.

Rich man dey fight rich men. This rich people sef.. na wa o..

BANANA ISLAND IS JUST OVER-RATED ! WHAT IS SELLING THERE IS JUST THE "ISLAND"

CertifiedNaija:



http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/12/billionaire-mike-adenuga-names-banana.html?m=1

the kind of hyping they gave this banana island,u will believe the least car there should be range rover evogue. Even grass self dey there.
Yeye dey smell

Na this one be banana island? Them no fit even cut grass wey dey there.

You people have finished Banana Island just like that.

Dirty road
Cracked pavements/interlocking
Bushes Local Grass (not even artificial one) .

Lemme stop here.

And this is what my countrymen pay millions of dead presidents (service and other equally rubbish charges not included) annually for rent. Rubbish . Money is good but not spending well is totally unwise. Talk about hyping a slump.

loomer:
Na this one be banana island? Them no fit even cut grass wey dey there.

Bros, that thing wey I dey see there na bush . Check am well again.

hedonistic
Adenuga has always been the most insecure, narcissistic and megalomanic billionaire in Nigeria, so this is merely true to type.

janellemonae:


Stop using words u don't understand. Everyone knows mike adenuga is a borderline social recluse.

Una dey quarrel ? oyinbo vs oyinbo. So the two of you gave the below to one man

Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious mental illness that causes unstable moods, behavior, and relationships. It usually begins during adolescence or early adulthood. Most people who have BPD suffer from: Problems regulating their emotions and thoughts. Impulsive and sometimes reckless behavior.

megalomanic A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence

narcissistic having or showing an excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one's physical appearance.

recluse a person who lives a solitary life and tends to avoid other people.

dfrost:


Bros, that thing we y I dey see there na bush . Check am well again.

Lol, shame no dey catch them self?

Them come dey put sign make dogs no even shit for there

Don't let them cheat you. Always visit www.engineerosaz..com to see the latest prices of building materials in Nigeria (updated daily for free).

Best of luck on your project!

loomer:



Lol, shame no dey catch them self?

Them come dey put sign make dogs no even shit for there

My brother I go back go check am *clutching my belly and laughing hard*

Souljaboi1:
So there are Matrix and Camry 1999 in Banana Island.

I thought I would only see Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, Bentley and Ferrari...

I thought so too

dfrost:


My brother I go back go check am *clutching my belly and laughing hard*

I beg we need laugh small make we no let naija situation make us think die.

I no go surprise if snake dey do holiday for that bush

loomer:


I beg we need laugh small make we no let naija situation make us think die.

I no go surprise if snake dey do holiday for that bush

I don dieeeee. loomer free me ooo. I dey read. Na peek I say make I peek for NL. I don scatter

Souljaboi1:
So there are Matrix and Camry 1999 in Banana Island.

I thought I would only see Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, Bentley and Ferrari...

I think say na only me see those cars o
I thought we'll be seeing Bentleys

Aft

Souljaboi1:
So there are Matrix and Camry 1999 in Banana Island.

I thought I would only see Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, Bentley and Ferrari...

don't judge yet.the cars may belong to security men or visitors

am suprise to see say imperfection also dey in such a place

Btruth:
So, grass dey grow for Banana Island too?.... , Hummmmm, thought their street is paved with gold nii oooo.

Wahala ile aiye!

Airforce1:
Money, Power, Respect.

these really crack me up big time

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these really crack me up big time

So this is the so called banana island where people pay millions and billions of money for houses, yet the street is still not as beautiful compare to where i live.

Nonsense

Make money, make some more, keep making money......be good to all, help the needy and soon a street even a city will soon be name after you.

I believe in earning it and not demanding/commanding it.

Be here:
www.nairaland.com/1798724/

Souljaboi1:
So there are Matrix and Camry 1999 in Banana Island.

I thought I would only see Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, Bentley and Ferrari...

Na d bush near d sign post surprise me sef. It's amazing it looks worse than an average road in the US and many developed countries. We just don't care about public goods.

okdannyel:


So, you want me to have a dictionary by my side before I visit NL? Grandiosity ko granddiovillage ni

hedonistic:
Adenuga has always been the most insecure, narcissistic and megalomanic billionaire in Nigeria, so this is merely true to type.

Hmm, oyinbo. U must kill me with oyinbo today!

Chikelue2000:
D power of Money. I know if dangote was living dia, he won't dare such

Dangote wont have time for such.... that nigga is all about his money and little else

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Don't mind him. He knows most Nairalanders are duller than a blunt knife and yet he is throwing out big English. How does he expect us to know what Grandiose means not to talk of Grandiosity?