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Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 12:02am On Dec 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
No undecided
Guess your peepee is as tiny as a needle anyways undecided tongue
If you're fortunate enough to find yourself in my bed, I'll make you feel like a virgin.

Send an E-mail if you wish to see my big penïs. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me, you got that chick?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 12:26am On Dec 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
So it's small? Then no need grin
yea grin so re u willing to see a big one
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Teague4league(m): 12:37am On Dec 20, 2016
Many are mad, few are roaming d street !!!
Anyone with thick rope, we must not allow dis one enter market grin

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Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 12:54am On Dec 20, 2016
Nonsreal:
All ur mate dey boast of wealth n investment, n u ar here folly around dat u av big dick. Am sure, Ur mom wil b regreting y she dt abort u b4 u form pikin 4her belle
Your feeble attempt at insulting your master, Belthazor, is not going to automatically alter the well recognized fact that your father served your mother with divorce papers two seconds after he realized she had given birth to an anencephaly victim, a dingbat with no brain!


Your blobfish lookalike mother is now compelled to stand on street corners of your town wearing a placard emblazoned with the words" R10 per round" all in an attempt to put food on the table.

Stupid son of a shameless harlöt with a vägina deeper than the Atlantic Ocean where the Titanic met it's fate in 1912!grin

Check Nonsreal mom's twin below.

Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 1:15am On Dec 20, 2016
vicstar:
• nigga uhm go use it and build a mansion


★ ☆ ★ ☆


after that then u are free to brag

remember ya big diiick cannot play the role of a brain take note •°•
I'm sure your gaping ärsëhøle is currently playing the role of a brain evidenced by the big, heaping piece of shït you typed above. What a stupid shïtstain you are, kid.
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 1:29am On Dec 20, 2016
EmmzyWhite:
Why are you thinking anticlockwise? angry
That, my son, is a self reflection question which you should answer yourself with sincerity. But what I can tell you is that you wouldn't make it in the top 2 million of people who are capable of thinking since you have cow pats for a brain!
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 7:21am On Dec 20, 2016
Well the topic got my attention that's why I'm on this thread smiley
bizzy500:
yea grin so re u willing to see a big one
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by TheBossLadyK(f): 8:14am On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor:
Go to church, and receive a brain.










Guy, if you get brain before, you no go dey misbehave like your Prick shuoooooooo
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 8:22am On Dec 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Well the topic got my attention that's why I'm on this thread smiley
owkies. morning how was ur nite?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bonfreregong: 8:29am On Dec 20, 2016
bizzy500:
my brother, worras happen to your head undecided
His brain is "paining"him.
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nonsreal(m): 8:56am On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor:


Your feeble attempt at insulting your master, Belthazor, is not going to automatically alter the well recognized fact that your father served your mother with divorce papers two seconds after he realized she had given birth to an anencephaly victim, a dingbat with no brain!


Your blobfish lookalike mother is now compelled to stand on street corners of your town wearing a placard emblazoned with the words" R10 per round" all in an attempt to put food on the table.

Stupid son of a shameless harlöt with a vägina deeper than the Atlantic Ocean where the Titanic met it's fate in 1912!grin

Check Nonsreal mom's twin below.
lol, you no well. But bro have sense na, even if na small
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 9:05am On Dec 20, 2016
Morning... how are you and how was your night? My night was good thank you smiley
bizzy500:
owkies. morning how was ur nite?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 10:43am On Dec 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Morning... how are you and how was your night? My night was good thank you smiley
same...so wat re u up too
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:01am On Dec 20, 2016
TheBossLadyK:
Guy, if you get brain before, you no go dey misbehave like your Prick shuoooooooo
You are making zero sense.

Sue your teachers for every penny they've got for molding you into the stupid dork that you are today.


I beg your pardon for my misleading legal advice above! grin Of course your teachers did the best they could in molding you into an intellectual individual. Their efforts, however, bore no fruit since attempting to educate a twit with shït for brains is akin to nailing jelly to a tree.
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by profjossy2: 11:02am On Dec 20, 2016
I think this young dude wanna get popularity from here and he wants his post to get to front page...because he replied every comment here... your mother should have given your dad a Mouth Action instead of allowing the cum in her....rubbish
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 11:05am On Dec 20, 2016
Just browsing on the net nothing much....you?
bizzy500:
same...so wat re u up too
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:10am On Dec 20, 2016
profjossy2:
I think this young dude wanna get popularity from here and he wants his post to get to front page...because he replied every comment here... your mother should have given your dad a Mouth Action instead of allowing the cum in her....rubbish
Giving mouth action to random men by your hood is your mother's area of expertisé.

She has been trained in the art of deep-thröating even the largest cöçks!

I'm not the type to turn the other cheek when idiots like you type a premium load of bullshït my way as if my phone has a special toilet handle attached to it that enables me to flush the shït coming out of your mouth!
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 11:11am On Dec 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Just browsing on the net nothing much....you?
watching a movie...so where do u reside?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 11:12am On Dec 20, 2016
Lekki....you?
bizzy500:
watching a movie...so where do u reside?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by holland002(m): 12:12pm On Dec 20, 2016
grin

Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 12:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Lekki....you?
abj...still surfing the web tongue
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by saintsylve(m): 3:13pm On Dec 20, 2016
herzern:
Followinq.

Nigga, am following you as well.
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by popefuse(m): 3:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
Wetin kon cosan me nigga?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by wtfCode: 3:31pm On Dec 20, 2016
Dude U're sick angry

Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by soulpiano23(m): 5:43pm On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor:
[b]I have come to the realization that I have the biggest penïs in the world.

Every girl I have slept with has commented on the size of my penïs, and always in a positive manner.

Of these girls around half of them claimed that it was the biggest penïs they had ever seen, the other said they yowled in pain while peeing few hours after a sexual encounter with my big penïs.

All my friends are smaller than me. Just the other day, a female friend tried disproving my claim that I have the biggest çöck in the world by showing me magazine pictures. But photo-shop exists, and I have seen evidence of pictures of penïses being enlarged through photoShop. I have not seen any evidence to suggest that all of these pictures have not been enlarged through Photoshop. So, I win.


I have seen a porn video in which the males prosthetic large phallus falls off, to reveal a penïs smaller than my own. I have not seen any evidence to suggest this method of penïs enlargement is not used in all pornographic films. So, my claim stands. I am the biggest in the world.

I would post a picture of my big anaconda but I don't want Nigerian gay men checking my penïs out. I am, however, willing to send evidence to the females via Email.
[/b]
A porn star makes you better than the claims you want your blood sisters to verify.Get common sense bro!
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by zhemyfresh(m): 6:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
yeye dey smell.. me DAT has 20inch dick , did I say anything?
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by TheBossLadyK(f): 7:46pm On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor:
You are making zero sense.

Sue your teachers for every penny they've got for molding you into the stupid dork that you are today.


I beg your pardon for my misleading legal advice above! grin Of course your teachers did the best they could in molding you into an intellectual individual. Their efforts, however, bore no fruit since attempting to educate a twit with shït for brains is akin to nailing jelly to a tree.



Eyah....... kpele

Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 2:53pm On Dec 21, 2016
soulpiano23:

A porn star makes you better than the claims you want your blood sisters to verify.Get common sense bro!
You seem upset over the fact that I did not attach a picture of my big penïs for the benefit of closeted qüeers like yourself.
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Goldmaxx(f): 3:29pm On Dec 21, 2016
bustykasa:
chaiii
where in abia do u stay
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 4:26pm On Dec 21, 2016
MystiqueReine:
*claps claps claps*
Errrm....so can i go back to bed now?
but don't lie, you came to look at the penis

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Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by rabbaman: 6:23pm On Jul 06, 2017
Did guy d*ck still dey learn work for where my own dey...na I'm type of d*ck dem dey classify under microorganisms
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Cool23(m): 7:12pm On Jul 06, 2017
Op receive sense

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