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Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Martinola(m): 7:25am On Dec 24, 2016
op...no vex o...d qstn wey u ask so mumu small...
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by CentaurXV(m): 7:41am On Dec 24, 2016
TEVLI:
Time was; when i wasted my time and energy on you,Handsam,but now i have seen you for the Inconsequential poo you are. Rest in Peace, i hope that CheezyPuff 'nd Berlyn's ass which you've condemned Yourself to lick are half as clean as a Dog's


Anyway, It's good you listened to your master and owned up about your grammatical assassinations already.

Ps:You were irrelevant then, I was only trying to teach you a lesson and I succeeded.


Btw, Learn to capitalize at every beginning of a sentence,especially your "I's".

Also, It's"That was" not "Time was".
I will leave you with this final teaching.

Farewell.

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Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by hardbody: 7:42am On Dec 24, 2016
Muchloadedcom:
Why I must a break up with my Girlfriend Today:

I Was Escorting her home when some Guys(Cultist) Her EX attack us And Gave me an Xmas Slap that it affected my Kidney Instantly cheesy.....
.

Secondly Those guys didnt Even touch her the just dey use me practice Kungfu while my Girlfriend busy looking at me crying like baby screaming leave him Alone.... Mtcheeeew
.

Thirdly those guys told me to Kneel and Sit Down on the floor Which i Refused Over my Dead Body while my Girlfriend was just watching crying Even SANGO the god of Lightening cant Save me then :V....
.
Fourtly My Girlfriend Mum and her Brothers came immediately to Rescue her first not me tongue and Started Insulting those guys and took me to their house becos those Guys Swear they must Murder me if i come Outside..... Lol :v
.
Those guys was busy saying I get mind the form fresh guy with swags they cuddle his Wife that even gave birth for him long time Ago(( My girlfriend)... cheesy

.

I was Like my Girlfriend gave birth for that Cultist a long time Ago.. The lady i thought was a Virgin!! Women are Liars,Evil spirit and Badluck.. She just Sent me Numerious message on whatsapp crying that She loves me... Love is A SCAM!!!


Abeg How much can I Hire A body guard AKA Big Muscle Bouncer for 5days?? cheesy


Should I Still Date her Or I should just back OFF

Photos Loading!!!!

When last did you tell a lie?
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by AlPeter: 7:46am On Dec 24, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
hahaha cheesy he slap u and it effected yer kidney instantly
mmmmmm *whistling*
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Nobody: 8:26am On Dec 24, 2016
CentaurXV:



Anyway, It's good you listened to your master and owned up about your grammatical assassinations already.

Ps:You were irrelevant then, I was only trying to teach you a lesson and I succeeded.


Btw, Learn to capitalize at every beginning of a sentence,especially your "I's".

Also, It's"That was" not "Time was".
I will leave you with this final teaching.

Farewell.
Keep trying to be relevant, you are just another worhtless Piece of Trash...... Well, knowing that you don't get enough attention from your Paents at home, i am almost tempted to pity you.
Get some sleep, Lad and stop quoting me

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Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Nobody: 8:41am On Dec 24, 2016
grin Niccur..pls run for your life
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by CentaurXV(m): 8:44am On Dec 24, 2016
TEVLI:
Keep trying to be relevant, you are just another [size=25pt]worhtless[/size] Piece of Trash...... Well, knowing that you don't get enough attention from your [size=25pt]Paents[/size] at home, [size=25pt]i[/size] am almost tempted to pity you.
Get some sleep, Lad and stop quoting me


No, I won't diss you, It's useless.
I already wasted you.
I give up on you. No one can help you anymore.
Don't even bother quoting me anymore. Your Grammatical disease is infectious.

#Pfft.

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Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by CentaurXV(m): 9:08am On Dec 24, 2016
TEVLI:
You don't tell me what to do!! I quote you whenever [size=25pt]i[/size] want!! Now go hop on some Homeless man's dick, [size]afterall[/size] that's all you have ever been good for

#Pathetic.
A servant rebelling against "It's" god.
One more time fûck off my mentions, silly brat.

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Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by ikp120(m): 9:08am On Dec 24, 2016
AngelSweetLips:
Where's the F***ing Graphic Picture angry

Lolzzz grin

Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Muchloadedcom(m): 10:04am On Dec 24, 2016
my Girlfriend Is still crying still now Should I forgive her?
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Bizibi(m): 10:41am On Dec 24, 2016
It seems there are wussies on nl......
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by hernandson(m): 11:03am On Dec 24, 2016
Kai lies everywhere Op why are u lieing. Oh omg*in ades voice*
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 24, 2016
It's only a day before Christmas you have taken up the matter. Empty pockets have caused this. You are very cruel. undecided
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Muchloadedcom(m): 2:43pm On Dec 24, 2016
FortuneTeller:
It's only a day before Christmas you have taken up the matter. Empty pockets have caused this. You are very cruel. undecided

So i should Die because of love??
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by NIGHTMAREOO7: 3:09pm On Dec 24, 2016
Muchloadedcom:
Why I must a break up with my Girlfriend Today:

I Was Escorting her home when some Guys(Cultist) Her EX attack us And Gave me an Xmas Slap that it affected my Kidney Instantly cheesy.....
.

Secondly Those guys didnt Even touch her the just dey use me practice Kungfu while my Girlfriend busy looking at me crying like baby screaming leave him Alone.... Mtcheeeew
.

Thirdly those guys told me to Kneel and Sit Down on the floor Which i Refused Over my Dead Body while my Girlfriend was just watching crying Even SANGO the god of Lightening cant Save me then :V....
.
Fourtly My Girlfriend Mum and her Brothers came immediately to Rescue her first not me tongue and Started Insulting those guys and took me to their house becos those Guys Swear they must Murder me if i come Outside..... Lol :v
.
Those guys was busy saying I get mind the form fresh guy with swags they cuddle his Wife that even gave birth for him long time Ago(( My girlfriend)... cheesy

.

I was Like my Girlfriend gave birth for that Cultist a long time Ago.. The lady i thought was a Virgin!! Women are Liars,Evil spirit and Badluck.. She just Sent me Numerious message on whatsapp crying that She loves me... Love is A SCAM!!!


Abeg How much can I Hire A body guard AKA Big Muscle Bouncer for 5days?? cheesy


Should I Still Date her Or I should just back OFF

Photos Loading!!!!

I don't think this is real... Coz if cultist threatend u u won't be here jokin
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by M2dX(m): 3:14pm On Dec 24, 2016
sad sadsadsad NONNNNNSENSE!!
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Monalisa185(f): 3:15pm On Dec 24, 2016
which village could this op be from now?
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Ranchhoddas: 3:58pm On Dec 24, 2016
CentaurXV:



Coming from one who's grammar was an utter fail', but was forced to change courtesy yours' truly.

Good to know.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by princeemmma(m): 4:35pm On Dec 24, 2016
the only way to stay away from death is just pack you loads and run away

Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by alex81(m): 5:20pm On Dec 24, 2016
when u upload d pictures... come for d advice.
until then ....

Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by slick1(m): 5:22pm On Dec 24, 2016
Pathethic liar looking for pity....So who took the pics u r talking about then if there ever was any pictures ....Receive sense IJN
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by CentaurXXV: 7:26pm On Dec 24, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
What did the pot say to the kettle?

What is this thing?

Pls, Do well to correct me. grin
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Ranchhoddas: 10:16pm On Dec 24, 2016
CentaurXXV:


What is this thing?

Pls, Do well to correct me. grin
Who's =Who is
Whose
Now show a little respect.
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by CentaurXXV: 11:47pm On Dec 24, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Who's =Who is
Whose
Now show a little respect.

Pay respect to what? grin

#Pfft. Swerve.
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by elkon(m): 12:21am On Dec 25, 2016
undecided see mumu .. u wan kari after one hmmm okay ooo ride on bro...
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Ranchhoddas: 12:23am On Dec 25, 2016
What hubris!!
CentaurXXV:

Pay respect to what? grin
#Pfft. Swerve.
Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by Nobody: 7:36am On Jan 20, 2017
Afect ur kidney!!!hmm!!na en u no evn dey hospitalize sad

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