Well, my friend who loves making frnds with females wen we were still in pry and sec sch chat me up on WhatsApp today and he told me that he's coming to my place. We had last seen each other since 2010, so he collected my number from my other frnd who we do see most tyms and since then we've been chatting.
So today I dey nairaland jejely dey laff and dey read news, naim my friend text me on whatsapp and he told me that he's bored that he will like to come to my place. I say chai! For this recession naim person dey come my place ...I say oya come na(make e no be like say I wan disappoint am).
Dem I start to dey boil rice(dey prepare jollof rice, I carry stock fish , boil egg, et al).
This my ngga come dey disturb me say e don dey that place, e don dey this place ooo, which bus I go enter (I say which kind wahala wey this guy come carry dey give me this morning)....
As the guy come reach, we greet wella, I bring the drink wey I buy i give am one, I take one, as I wan come serve food give am, he say don chop 1 full slice bread before he come(my friend are u mad )...e tell me say make I no vex...(well part of my mind still happy, coz na me go still gbadun am).
As I come dey chop my food jejely naim that my padi collect my phone(he say make I unlock am), I unlock the phone....oya u give me ur own make I look ur own too. He say noooo(say him battery go die)... I look this n*gga finish, I con say shey I resemble person wey u fit use clean yansh...(I shut up jejely, grab my phone from him hand)...
As I come dey chop, naim the guy stand up, he say make I see ur room. I say wetin u wan use my room do My room no fine.... Still the guy insist say he must to see my room. I tell am say OK...I show am direction, e enter, e com dey stay there for some minutes...e come out.
E say ehn ehn wetin u come dey hide there now?... I say nothing...

Naim dis guy give me shock of my life....he say "let's go to the room na"... U say wetin ...wetin do parlor? Shey parlor never do u? shey u know see say I dey watch TV.. Abi u no see say I dey chop.
E say " it doesn't mean na".... He grab my phone for my hand and e come tell me say I must follow am enter my room
Abeg say na truth say it doesn't mean?

K

I'm not understanding

funny guy

AngelSweetLips:
I'm not understanding

Read very well

Category1:

Read very well

Learn to write very well first... then maybe I can read it.

RONAN:
Gay alert! Some people are just senseless!

I'm not a gay...just telling u wat happened.

RONAN:
Gay alert! Some people are just senseless!

I'm not a gay...just saying wat happened.

When u smoke wet weed.

MrTruth4real:
When u smoke wet weed.

steam

OK.oooo...na Una two sabi.....

Still struggling to decipher the moraL of this story.

as in eh

taa......are you he or she...just asking

OP wetin come happen

by d time u complete d story come for d advice...

Watch out for partII

I wonder y ncc no hike price of data again sef.

For ur own house? U no beat am blue black? Collect that him own phone join? Better still, call ur bad guys for street. Make una use am play tom tom

That's why I don't allow guys visit me.. Except my bf
Some are plainly stupiddd.

That's how one of guy was chatting with me and he wants 2 visit me... I said ok, cause he is cool. On chats. Then he asked one stupid question.
He said when he comes, what do I want from him?
Sex
Kiss
Hug or
Gist
And he said be free o.. Lemme know what's in your mind

I just hissed and shook, my head.. Guys will never change
U are about to meet me for the first time and u are thinking of sex? WTF!

I answered back just gist. But it can't be tomorrow anymore, I just remembered I av an appointment tmrw. I will call u as soon I return from my appointment.

He said hmmm ok.


Nonsense!

Amelian:
That's why I don't allow guys visit me.. Except my bf
Some are plainly stupiddd.

That's how one of guy was chatting with me and he wants 2 visit me... I said ok, cause he is cool. On chats. Then he asked one stupid question.
He said when he comes, what do I want from him?
Sex
Kiss
Hug or
Gist
And he said be free o.. Lemme know what's in your mind

I just hissed and shook, my head.. Guys will never change
U are about to meet me for the first time and u are thinking of sex? WTF!

I answered back just gist. But it can't be tomorrow anymore, I just remembered I av an appointment tmrw. I will call u as soon I return from my appointment.

He said hmmm ok.


Nonsense!

E ti binu?

Wtf

Amelian:
That's why I don't allow guys visit me.. Except my bf
Some are plainly stupiddd.

That's how one of guy was chatting with me and he wants 2 visit me... I said ok, cause he is cool. On chats. Then he asked one stupid question.
He said when he comes, what do I want from him?
Sex
Kiss
Hug or
Gist
And he said be free o.. Lemme know what's in your mind

I just hissed and shook, my head.. Guys will never change
U are about to meet me for the first time and u are thinking of sex? WTF!

I answered back just gist. But it can't be tomorrow anymore, I just remembered I av an appointment tmrw. I will call u as soon I return from my appointment.

He said hmmm ok.


Nonsense!

He just want to be sure.. if him come no touch u now, you go say he is not man enough.. nonsense

Funny.

MilesLamar:



He just want to be sure.. if him come no touch u now, you go say he is not man enough.. nonsense

Tell the idiot o

Defaramade:
E ti binu?

Yes o..


Mo ti binu


I don't even know the fucvking guy! He is thinking of sexxx!
Jeez!

MilesLamar:



He just want to be sure.. if him come no touch u now, you go say he is not man enough.. nonsense

He's a fucvking stranger. Just because we had a chat for some few mins does not mean am sexxx starved.

I don't need him to fucvking touch me!
He can keep his fucvking fingers to his fucvking sides.
Jeez!

Amelian:



Yes o..

Mo ti binu

I don't even know the fucvking guy! He is thinking of sexxx! Jeez!

Lol no vex, just ignore him fa

Defaramade:
Lol no vex, just ignore him fa

Thanks dear

Amelian:


Thanks dear

Ko tope Ma

Amelian:



He's a fucvking stranger. Just because we had a chat for some few mins does not mean am sexxx starved.

I don't need him to fucvking touch me!
He can keep his fucvking fingers to his fucvking sides.
Jeez!

My world, I love the way you say fvck, can I visit u eh?! no touching baby