An ant knocks on the door of a house.
The house owner opens the door.
"I want a place to stay," said the ant.
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said
the owner.
The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.
After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested to the
owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.
After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner
to allow the ant to stay with it.
The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.
This continued as the ant brings in one more and and the owner
agrees for it.
One fine day, the ant brought in a tenth ant and requested the owner
to allow him also to stay with it.
The owner said,
"OK, you can all stay here but you all need to pay rent."
Now the question is:
Why did the owner ask for rent when the last
ant came in?
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Because they are
now tenants!
No.. No..Don't cry. ... I also felt the same pain when someone sent it to me.

Do you know dat your lost sense return to u When nepa
takes light
It will be like:
Oh God!!! i should have ironed oh

#Xavier

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So this thread still dey breath

If You Know, You Know

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So this thread still dey breath

Healthy and hearty. you been dey expect im orbituary announcement before?

There is nothing i cannot see in Nollywood Movie. How can Angel be putting on eye glasses.

#Xavier.

Savage

That moment when your mother takes over the leading of the morning devotion to show that you incapable after you led it in your own capacity. You will be like
"Why Did You Let Me Lead If You Knew I Wasn't Good Enough".

Helen and a guy having sex, suddenly John, her husband comes in and sees them making out.

JOHN: Helen!!!!!!!, Whaaaaat.

Helen and her lover disengage abruptly.

HELEN: (on her knees begging and crying) Please John. I'm sorry. It's the devil.

DEVIL: Jesus, see lie.

Everyday we hear breaking news in Nigeria, so when will straight news arrive in Nigeria?

#Xavier.

The kind of strength Nigeria men use in tearing condom, if they join it together, i swear we can use it to push Africa forward.

#Xavier.

My friend, help me tell them oh, if they will listen.

First day your Nigeria girl leaves her top and towel at your place.
Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket.
Third day, She leaves her makeup kits.
Congratulations my brother, you now have a new wife.

#Xavier.

So many Nigeria men are so quick to brag how many women they have slept with. Forgetting to mention how many minutes they lasted. Shior!

#Xavier.

Seeing what Qatar and Saudi Arabia are doing with their oil money makes me wonder if Nigeria is selling coconut oil.

#Xavier.

My sister, before you hand over your breast to any
Nigeria man, first check how he drinks pure water.

#Xavier.

The real reason Israel is not allowed to participate in swimming competitions.

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#Xavier.

Breakup 101
By funnyart
Cquencestudios

Naija Version Of Burger.

Savage

Lol

I Support

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The Devil Truly Knows The Way To A Woman's Heart.

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#Xavier.

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!

#Xavier.

When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

#Xavier.