I have a confession to make that might sound shocking to you.
I don’t actually like my girlfriend.
That’s right, I said it, and boy does it feel good to finally get that off my chest. Don’t get me wrong, she’s an incredible girl; smart, funny, hygienic, feminine, Caucasian, devoted to Christ. I love taking her out to dinner, and to see the latest alternative Christian contemporary bands, and I always tell her how beautiful she is. I can’t remember the last time I was mad at her for more than 5 minutes, and I only laid my hands on her once. But I don’t like her at all. Not one bit. In fact, there’s nothing I like about her.
Now I know what you’re probably thinking right about now: “What kind of terrible person would date someone without even liking them? Are you mentally crazy? Have you lost your marbles?! Do you have a few screws loose up there buddy?!? WHAT’S YOUR FREQUENCY?!?” Well, once you read the explanation to my thought process in just a few more paragraphs, you’ll see that there’s actually a pretty big twist here.
But first, let me tell you a little bit about my girlfriend. I first met Chelsey two years ago when I was just a sophomore in high school. I was in a bad place spiritually. For as long as I could remember, I had struggled with an addiction to masturbation. It seemed I couldn’t go five minutes without having to spill my seed somewhere, and boy, did I ever… in the bio lab of my high school, in the back of the bus, in the employee restroom at Cold Stone Creamery. There wasn’t a single square foot of my town that had not been coated in my seminal emissions. I had also started experimenting with dangerous drugs like cigarettes and alcoholic energy drinks, and these were taking a toll on my personal well-being.
It was around this time that my friend P.J. invited me to attend his youth group service. “No way bro,” I protested, “Church is for geeks and nerds.” But P.J. always seemed like a pretty happy guy, and I wanted to know the secret to his happiness. So I went anyway. At the youth group, I listened to a bunch of beautiful testimonies from kids just like me. Kids who were addicted to masturbation and most importantly, kids who love to play Guitar Hero!
After the service, I was approached by a beautiful girl with jet black hair. She introduced herself as Chelsey and asked me why I came to the youth group. I blushed and told her about my addiction. That’s when she shared a line of scripture with me that completely changed the way I think.
Job 31:11 – “The heart of lust is so wicked, for lust is a shameful sin.”
“I never thought about it that way before,” I said.
“That’s the cool thing about The Bible,” she said, “It’s like this old book, but it has a lot of really smart stuff in it. Now come on, that half-pipe isn’t gonna skate itself!”

Two years later and we’re still together. But the truth remains, I don’t like my girlfriend. Not at all. I’m serious. I don’t like her. Let that statement really sink in for a second. I’m going to say it one more time and then we’ll do the reveal. I don’t like my girlfriend.
…I LOVE her!
You see what I did there? The entire time you were under the impression that I didn’t like my girlfriend, only for it to be revealed in the end that what I meant was that I love her. Get it? I don’t like her. I love her! Pretty clever, huh? Oh man, you should have seen yourself! You were all like “what in the darn-heck is this guy talking about over here?! It sounds like he likes her, but he keeps saying he doesn’t like her. What exactly am I missing here?! I mean, this just does not compute!”
All joking aside, love is a beautiful thing that should be taken seriously.

culled from Andrew Costa.

Here is what's up nairalanders, how about you talk your girl/guy out on a date and say all the nice things about her saying you don't like her and later say it's actually love. At your own discretion though!.

Op you say wetin

nobi crase be dis ? like ko love ni. listen, can one love what he dosent like ?

Divay22, I see ya almost everywhere . Goodmorning.


BTW, op is high

Divay22:
Op you say wetin

funny dp but who still spend 5naira huh

Aderola15:
Divay22, I see ya almost everywhere . Goodmorning.


BTW, op is high

Morning bae

I know he is,just wondering who gave him weed this beautiful Tuesday morning

2dice01:
funny dp but who still spend 5naira huh

So you will prefer to send the money for Investment on a girl abi

OP,your post sound as if it is a copy and paste thing..
IDGAF..smh

If you no like her, how come you take love her Ehh? Werey...

Divay22:
So you will prefer to send the money for Investment on a girl abi

why not she could be a better investment

2dice01:
why not she could be a better investment

Okay o..... I pray it pays well

Divay22:
Okay o..... I pray it pays well

huh...you can wire me your account lets start from there..but you have to send me two things first

2dice01:
huh...you can wire me your account lets start from there..but you have to send me two things first

I don't have an account.....
What are those

Awwww

Divay22:
I don't have an account..... What are those

like seriously no account? You must have kolo(a saving box)

2dice01:
like seriously no account?
You must have kolo(a saving box)

lol.....just Kidding I have both

Divay22:
Op you say wetin

HahahahahahHahahahahah

Divay22:
lol.....just Kidding I have both

huh i was already wondering which planet you were typing from
Interesting ..why do you have the two for the same purpose huh

myking95:

HahahahahahHahahahahah

Op smoke weed

2dice01:
huh i was already wondering which planet you were typing from
Interesting ..why do you have the two for the same purpose huh

my account for long term saving and my box for short term saving.....

Divay22:
my account for long term saving and my box for short term saving.....

you should be a millionaire by now
Am coming for ya box tonight ..kindly cook sumthing yummy

2dice01:
you should be a millionaire by now
Am coming for ya box tonight ..kindly cook sumthing yummy

sure....like this

Divay22:
sure....like this

now i know you a witch
Anyways you cant get me am covered by the blood nothing does me

2dice01:
now i know you a witch
Anyways you cant get me am covered by the blood nothing does me

Hahahaha..which blood

Divay22:
Hahahaha..which blood

am not talking about your bloody coven
Cos i know you guys suck expired blood

Divay22:
Op you say wetin

Yousay u like Cassava i get big Cassava

skywalker240:

Yousay u like Cassava i get big Cassava

Wetin be cassava

Divay22:
Wetin be cassava

Here u go,
Am waiting 4 u,
Oya put on ur birthday suite and come upstairs

Awww such a beautiful one i love reading stuffs like this.