Yea! the Nigeria Police is your friend. But why do they use the slightest issue to turn us into their BIG FISH? This is one question you will ask yourself if you fall into their small traps.

You have to know these 5 small things that can help you avoid their big wahala:

1. Error or Omission of a digit especially in the engine/chassis number:
No man is a above mistake no dey for police dictionary. Make sure you check your vehicle papers word for word and letter for letter. Even the spelling of your name and address.

2. No engine number on vehicle papers:
Most car owners overlook their engine number because it is hard to see on the engine block. Some believe they are the same with the Chassis/VIN number. If police catch you, you will know the truth. These guys know the exact location of the engine number on most cars. It’s better you take the pain to search for it now than fall victim later.

3. Only rear windshield is tinted:
You may get away with this after a big fight. But a desperate officer will never release you until you drop something. However, a tint permit will give you a free pass.

4. If you carry stuffs that don’t have receipt in your car:
This one is really crazy. If you carry N15k DVD player, they will ask for receipt. You carry N8k standing fan, they will ask for receipt. Meanwhile your phone is a N470k iPhone 7 plus

5. Actual car colour is different from the colour on your vehicle paper(s):
Did you just register or renew your vehicle papers? Did you just respray your car to another colour? Always ensure the colours are the same.. because our Nigeria police will quickly conclude that you stole the car.

Now let’s hear from those that have had first hand experience.

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The Nigerian Police is a Disgrace to Humanity.

The Civil defence should take over from were the NPF stopped.

LOL @ anything for the boys.
I rarely have issues with police_ even army, except one that was bent on searching every on my way back from PH. He searched my handbag join. As im take like that mumu, I won't give cowries let alone Naira note.

Most times, once I smile and activate my good girl mode, forget it...na them go tell me the short cut to reach my destination.
Nigerian police like woman! Chai!
Na woman or money fit kill them last-last.

Naija police be like:

"oga dis ur motor fine well well o, you just buy am? Oya use speed jam dat pole for there make we see whether ur Air Bag dey work! Oh, u no gree? Oya PARK!!!"

this is ilegal work for the police they dont ave the right to ask this

Police permit or clearance

MsDelilah:
Hungry fellows!

Taa! No be Naija Police? They will "catch" you for EVERYTHING!

One stopped me the other day because there was "no original Road Worthiness", meanwhile it was on the Windscreen o. I wasn't in a hurry, I had his time. Besides, I committed no offense.

At the end of the day, they always have one question... "Anything for the boys?"

Had same experience at Oba Akran, Lagos recently.... Road worthiness turn to sidon inside car... I eventually showed the officer and told him to "get the fvck out of my car". Next thing the officer would say is, "Oga, do us weekend na" I just burst laff

PaperLace:
LOL @ anything for the boys.
I rarely have issues with police_ even army, except one that was bent on searching every on my way back from PH. He searched my handbag join. As im take like that mumu, I won't give cowries let alone Naira note.

Most times, once I smile and activate my good girl mode, forget it...na them go tell me the short cut to reach my destination.
Nigerian police like woman! Chai!
Na woman or money fit kill them last-last.

Lwkmd for here o, chai!

OP, no be only 5 things....
If Nigerian Police wan catch you, nothing wey you fit do

Those guys in BLACK are so annoying that when I'm approaching them on the road, I start to curse them already

i'm also aware there maybe some good eggs amongst them, I just don't care.

That's why when any evil happen to a Nigerian Police, I don't pity them.

that you brake lights are not working

a woman just came out screaming adupe oooo (thank God) MMM ti de ooo

the festive period is about to start for some people.

Christmas came late

I am planning to respray my car from grey to red colour around March this year . I am changing my mind already... No strength for police wahala

Naija police and fault finding plus egunje are like..... Make pesin help me wit d pics nah.

1. I helped my sister carry cupboard, sewing machine, a host of things without the receipt though i had my corper uniform as a ticket, while coming back from the Osun with empty car i was stopped and they took 20mins to confirm my papers and the officer became annoyed that i was boning throughout the time he said i had to settle him or he would delay me. i had no choice than to roger

2. My brother inlaw was given a chest freezer by PZ and because its location of use isnt known i decided not to drop it from my sienna as there was still space for sitting. I virtually rode 2 days with it in the car, at Adekunle beside MRS just close to panti yaba, they are always there, i was flagged down showed everything showable, then came receipt of my cold friend, i told him its a present.

Me and the guy drag and i was already at my boiling point but my brother begged the guy to release us or better still what is the next step so we dont waste time. He just said i should go and learn how to talk to a policeman the kind screeching i use komot there.

The new one for warri na new year greeting. Once them stop you the first thing na happy new year!

Nigerian Police will catch you if you don't have Roger (Money)

Tinted cars is always an issue with them even though you have the permit.. they will still not rest until you settle them, from the questions they ask its easy to know they're not enlightened at all.

Nigerian police is the "Bestest" in the world, you fit carry 'Nuclear weapon" for front seat and 3 human heads for back seat, as long as you co-operate you nor get shaking hence the slogan "Police is your friend"

Ps- My favorite saying to the police "Officer nah because of this small thing you want make we wake 'Commisioner" up from sleep

MsDelilah:
Hungry fellows!

Taa! No be Naija Police? They will "catch" you for EVERYTHING!

One stopped me the other day because there was "no original Road Worthiness", meanwhile it was on the Windscreen o. I wasn't in a hurry, I had his time. Besides, I committed no offense.

At the end of the day, they always have one question... "Anything for the boys?"

So you know Obinna?

They chased me a few meters around Ijaiye with their pickup last week on lyrics to stop me and warn me to be careful with my tiny light 99 camry.. Cos it's been stolen a lot in recent times.. I was like wtf.. Thank u sir

marketing training online for the visually sweet people of the nether worlds who have sent the people of the yonder worlds to me by accident and we went and told them to come to the house whenever they had the best things that we could give them. I told them that we are the one who made the change for them. We told them we liked to take in the ass from women with penis..es. But if they have pen..ises they are no longer women. What have they become? I asked. We are almost on our way and we did not even know how they did it. Well thanks for reading because this post makes absolutely no sense because that is why my mother beat me with her largest fry pan and my father: jumper cables he found at the foot of the tree where David committed fornication.

They picked me yesterday because I wore nice clothes..
They said I was a yahoo boy, after much search and they couldn't find anything they said we should go to my house. On d way to my house inside their Van, D oda police if u want make we no implicate u give us 500k.. I just laff them.. after much argument inside d car these guys come free me