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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Section80(m): 1:54pm On Jan 19, 2017
a tri-some gone wrong with my elder bros then..

.i was like 15,he was 17 ,she ws arnd 18/19 and a family frnd too....on Doom's day ,we thought we had everything plotted out...it was on Friday.. we skipped school,others were in school...mums was at work...pops also
atleast 4pm before they return.. i don't know the Banza good face neighbor who snitched on us tho.. chic don show my bro was squeezing brezz..i was handling soft thighs..at abt 11am-ish or thr abt...pman just drove home like a fighter jet or something..no horns..didn't even drive into d compound... i and bro were seeing d stars,we did nt sense Shiiii.. pman busted into the room... with a single kick at the door
chaii.....till date those scars are still fresh...to the outside world i had a ghastly accident!!.... pops stabbed us severally with a broken bottle which he actually broke my brother's head with...tied us together like goats... Friday-monday morning..... Elders from the village had to intervene... moms thought we had died...

that didn't change shiii tho...A ho' always gon' be a ho'

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by nabegibeg: 1:55pm On Jan 19, 2017
ucsparks:
angry Nonsense!!!

Did you grow up in an orphanage?

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by illuminaty(m): 1:59pm On Jan 19, 2017
I remember back in primary school wen I had started using biro....menh,i can loss biro a lot...a new biro everyday.d day the tin enter my papa head.....even dibia ofia didn't see d summer slam my papa give me!.....from dt day henceforth,if I loose my pen,i must thieft person pen b4 I go home

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by JeffreyJamez(m): 2:09pm On Jan 19, 2017
Csami:
A stranger gave me money and I never showed it to my mum. She told me to go and wait for her in her room and that was the last thing I heard from her. She flogged me in the morning and I woke up at night.

Oh so no be only my mama hahahahahaha

Anytime I hear "go to my room" na cry and "mummy please" dey follow grin

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Yinn(m): 2:11pm On Jan 19, 2017
Mine was when Playstation came into existence, it's like I was charmed. I'll play, win and I'll use my champion to play the whole day. Went home after a good days gaming, and met my parents in the living room, I greeted and I went into my room. They came in after me and I was wipped with makaranta wire.I even formed choking but it didn't work. grin

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by donfortune48(m): 2:14pm On Jan 19, 2017
...feeling like a small god. ...was never batten by my parents nor siblings. i've never even fought for one in my life. #TheObedientChild.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by szen(m): 2:16pm On Jan 19, 2017
this one time momsie was giving me a thrashing with those hardened rubber hangers.the housegirls was so scared she tried to intervene and i dunno the spirit that got into me, i pushed her away and shouted "leave her! let her kill me!" . my people...momsie went all "jason bourne" on me! beast mode shiit!! na me come dey beg house geh make she epp me lol

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by pinkpebbles(f): 2:17pm On Jan 19, 2017
Lol. We are in the same boat. Was never flogged. One day my dad shouted on me eh, I had to ask my mom if he is my real dad. Coz the names he called me no be here grin
Sincere4u:
Parents never laid a finger on me. Even in school, particular secondary school apart from JSS1, no teacher ever raised a cane on me.
#TEAMSPARETHEROD.

Don't get me wrong. The verbal attack i had to deal with when i mess up no be here o. They were worse than getting caned. You do shed tears like tap water

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by marshalcarter: 2:18pm On Jan 19, 2017
Youngetskilz23:
The day I was watching Porn in the night. Nepal took light. cry I wait Taya. The next morning I forgot. My popc come on DVD cry. The rest was history cry cry cry.
lwkmd


..dude.....you gat me aswear....grin i wonder aw the beatin go go grin

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Phunkyposh(f): 2:23pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hilarious tweets @ OP, thanks to every comments... you all cracked me up

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by ShokiScientist: 2:24pm On Jan 19, 2017
My mum gave me 1k to buy physics practical manual in SS3, I wanted to sharply double it with 2 odds (nairabet)... Lost it all.


She started asking for the manual and I lied that I gave my lesson teacher the money to buy it.. Mumsy now immediately called him that how far the manual he said I didn't give him any money. Meanwhile, I had already confessed to my sister that I used the money to bet.


That one did amebor and casted me.. See mad beating chai.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by udysweet(f): 2:26pm On Jan 19, 2017
Oh my days, I've laughed so much that I am even afraid for myself here o grin grin grin grin grin
Nice ones. Anyways for me I can't recall o, my mama no too beat me. I've said this one before sha but I'll say it again :I must have been 6or7 years then, I stole my mum's bottle of perfume and applied under my armpits as I see her do when going to church. After I did that I pressed my armpits tightly to my sides as if it would prevent it from escaping or only me would smell it. Then I passed by that wonderful woman, the way she use divert me enter corner to konk me, I ddnt need a soothsayer to tell me what I did Lmao. She did a factory reset of my brain

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by onyeezeigbo: 2:27pm On Jan 19, 2017
remembered one early morning,left my house chores undone to play pes with our pastor son

na so popsi come tap my shoulder from behind and come give me that(come lets go signs)

reaching home the man beat the hell outta me oo
the funniest thing he told me was that ,do I know I also contributed to pay our pastor son school fees,,,chie I hold my head

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by ElsonMorali: 2:31pm On Jan 19, 2017
cornel994:
The day I told a gal I wud marry her (dat was in primary 1) a teacher overhead d convo, afta reportin to d headmistress der took d mata to my parents.
Damm grin was flogged flawlessly at home, went to sch d next day got d assembly ground floggin wit four pipu holding u down.

Bros abeg stop lying now angry

Primary one? Haba! Four people holding you down?

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by iamdynamite(m): 2:34pm On Jan 19, 2017
i cant stop laughing.

As for me my case is always pathetic,i grew up with my grandma and i have this wicked uncle then...mehn this guy beats me naked as if i stole..the beating wey i chop eeeee and the thing is he doesnt use cane alone,he uses his fist too up to the extent that my face gets swollen cry

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by myweb(m): 2:36pm On Jan 19, 2017
ElsonMorali:


Bros abeg stop lying now angry

Primary one? Haba! Four people holding you down?

Guy, should I tell you this, I was held up by two people in Primary 1. One Ibadan woman with tribal mark teacher flog my spirit out, beat the shit out of me I cant cry again. I was just humming...hmmn.

My mum got to know when he was bathing for me the next day, she was crying after seeing my body. I cant forget that day cry cry cry

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by ElsonMorali: 2:40pm On Jan 19, 2017
ShokiScientist:
My mum gave me 1k to buy physics practical manual in SS3, I wanted to sharply double it with 2 odds (nairabet)... Lost it all.


She started asking for the manual and I lied that I gave my lesson teacher the money to buy it.. Mumsy now immediately called him that how far the manual he said I didn't give him any money. Meanwhile, I had already confessed to my sister that I used the money to bet.


That one did amebor and casted me.. See mad beating chai.

No wonder you're now shoki scientist instead of real scientist. Lol grin

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by bash4us(m): 2:42pm On Jan 19, 2017
The day my dad flogged me, my brother and a cousin. We felt pool is not enough to swim, we now went to Kaduna River. i cried for 3 days not coz of the intensity of the beating but for d surprise dt my beloved dad could beat me like dt.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jan 19, 2017
This is hilarious.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jan 19, 2017
obataokenwa:
coming back from football field, I pressed one aunty breast and ran away not knowing she knew our house. I've already fainted on sighting her. my mum started the beating before my Dad came back to finish me up. the shame never leave me sef cos my mum always remind me whenever she want to tell people how good I am now.
they gave yu a mortal kombact style cheesy cheesy
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by obataokenwa(m): 2:57pm On Jan 19, 2017
bobbykosh:
they gave yu a mortal kombact style cheesy cheesy
My brother if I flash back eh.. my name na beating. I stubborn so tey my parents nearly gave up. today I'm a gentle man with God's blessings all over.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 19, 2017
Section80:
pman just drove home like a fighter jet or something..

LMAO grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by obataokenwa(m): 2:59pm On Jan 19, 2017
bash4us:
The day my dad flogged me, my brother and a cousin. We felt pool is not enough to swim, we now went to Kaduna River. i cried for 3 days not coz of the intensity of the beating but for d surprise dt my beloved dad could beat me like dt.
If u grew up in Kaduna those days an don't know River Kaduna, then that one no sharp. we steal mango tire and catch fish we don't even use after. Kaduna Na fine city till Sharia crisis con spoil everytin

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jan 19, 2017
pinkpebbles:
Lol. We are in the same boat. Was never flogged. One day my dad shouted on me eh, I had to ask my mom if he is my real dad. Coz the names he called me no be here grin
Hahahahahahaha, i feel you!!!,
The verbal abuse hurts so bad that one could dream about it in a nightmare.
Then it really works as one endeavours not to mess up one more time in the foreseeable future. grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by silversonuc(m): 3:08pm On Jan 19, 2017
Section80:
a tri-some gone wrong with my elder bros then..

.i was like 15,he was 17 ,she ws arnd 18/19 and a family frnd too....on Doom's day ,we thought we had everything plotted out...it was on Friday.. we skipped school,others were in school...mums was at work...pops also
atleast 4pm before they return.. i don't know the Banza good face neighbor who snitched on us tho.. chic don show my bro was squeezing brezz..i was handling soft thighs..at abt 11am-ish or thr abt...pman just drove home like a fighter jet or something..no horns..didn't even drive into d compound... i and bro were seeing d stars,we did nt sense Shiiii.. pman busted into the room... with a single kick at the door
chaii.....till date those scars are still fresh...to the outside world i had a ghastly accident!!.... pops stabbed us severally with a broken bottle which he actually broke my brother's head with...tied us together like goats... Friday-monday morning..... Elders from the village had to intervene... moms thought we had died...

that didn't change shiii tho...A ho' always gon' be a ho'

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jan 19, 2017
Mine was twice. I no sabi which one worse pass
The first one, mine aunt spread her undies on the bed after washing. Me (was 8yrs) and my bro decided to start wearing her undies not knowing popc was watching us through the window. The rest was history
Second one, popc kept money in his bag, I tot he forgot about it, went and picked 5h to send my crush recharge card, he came back and beat hell out of me cos I denied it, sent me back to school while my mates were on waec break awaiting neco. Before I left he searched my tins to see if I stole anytn again, behold he saw porn CDs inside my further maths textbook. I still can't explained wat happened till date cos na the second time deh catch me with porn

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by pinkpebbles(f): 3:11pm On Jan 19, 2017
Yea it works big time. grin
Sincere4u:

Hahahahahahaha, i feel you!!!,
The verbal abuse hurts so bad that one could dream about it in a nightmare.
Then it really works as one endeavours not to mess up one more time in the foreseeable future. grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by uracocksucker: 3:12pm On Jan 19, 2017
voicelez:
My parents were not the beating type, I can actually count how many times they beat me

ur mum just read this, wait till you get home... you will continue the hashtag on twitter by tomorrow.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Radiohead6(f): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2017
voicelez:
My parents were not the beating type, I can actually count how many times they beat me
abi o, how can parents be this Animalistic

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by selflover(f): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2017
I remember wen my uncle's wife sent a school bag that was cylinderic in shape i.e it looked like a talking drum, dat was how my seat mate in sch said we should use my bag to form "kolo" so dat we can put money inside, so we used razor blade to cut d top. As if dat was not enof. D devil really planned for me dat day, rain fell as I was going home dat day leaving all d books wey my papa suffer buy wet and torn. D beat my dad gave me ehn.... even my mum fell sick

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Teddyjames: 3:18pm On Jan 19, 2017
Yoruba mothers be like oni pa mi Omo yi with serious omorogun ati igbale(broom)

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Frankaka8(m): 3:31pm On Jan 19, 2017
Rhaspody:
So na me good pass. I didn't receive those type of beatings cos I was always very good. Until the day I broke our new 3 liters water flask. That day I tot I was adopted
buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah

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