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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Nigerian parents and so much believe in beating, if all these decades of beatings were anything to go by why is it that there's so much decadence and lack of humanity in our society? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Youngetskilz23(m): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
mikaael:e don tey. I no fit remember 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Youngetskilz23(m): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
lovat: |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Youngetskilz23(m): 3:41pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Longcucumber:just kukuma become porn star 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Youngetskilz23(m): 3:42pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
A friend's mother had a small 'provision' shop. I was her only friend at the time and every time I would threaten to stop being her friend unless she gave me the small sachet of cowbell milk, I think it was 3 naira back then. Her mum noticed the constant disappearance of the sachet cowbell milk, berated her about it and she confessed. She dragged my friend to my place to tell my dad about my shenanigans...Well, It's a miracle I am alive today. 6 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Longcucumber(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Youngetskilz23:i be comfirm porm star also known as longcucumber. |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Realhommie(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Took my time to go through all of the tweets and the posts here, really hilarious and still can't stop lmao.. Someone said he went to watch el clasico, got back late in the night and had to tip toe to his room, met his dad and he asked "kini scores"? Yet still beat shiiiii outta him, that really cracked me up.. Damn Ok, I received a lot of beatings growing up, mum a strict disciplinarian and i'm the eldest of 5... Will just share 2, one by my mum and the other my dad by extension, lol.. Was in primary 6, mumci was checking my school work after school one day and she saw a different notebook she didn't buy, she asked i told her she bought it, obviously she didn't then told her again i bought myself, from which money and y didn't you tell me you needed 1? Finally i told her the truth, my grandfather gave it to me, her father actually and she had warned us never to go disturb the old man for anything, that's y i lied initially.. She came to school the following day, took excuse from my teacher, told my classmates i lied and that it's wrong to lie to ur parents, she beat me with 2 canes twisted together, flogged every part of my body, severe beating that i ended up sick afterwards. She apologized when i got home ( a mother's love), told me never to lie again, took me to the pharmacy to get medication.. The second one, I was about 15 or thereabout, dad was scolding me one sunday evening and i talked back, was actually bold to challenge him, lol.. My dad hardly beats, he was calm and didn't say much, i started feeling like a gee, lol.. The following day in the evening he came back from work with 2 mobile policemen from their office, as i went to greet him he just pointed me to them "That's the guy",ewo.. I didn't even understand on time, would've checked out oooooo.. These officers gave me the drilling of my life, when they finished i couldn't stand upright, my whole legs where shaking, my body ached for days.. I suffer sha but all na story now. 18 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Youngetskilz23(m): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Longcucumber:lol more bitches bro |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Frankaka8(m): 3:56pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
illuminaty:buhahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahaa. Bad fikins efferywhere |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Frankaka8(m): 4:12pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Took a hot StevenG shot kick during break tym in primary school and broke our principal's 3 louvres. He reported to my parents who paid for it, as it is d school policy. Got home, beaten to stupor by dad, mom dazed my eyes with dry grindedpepper, instantly metarmophosed to a young cyclops in d hood. 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by hamedollar(m): 4:27pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
kekilika:Believe me, some would normal but some are just like peak milk 'It is in you' Those one till they die, they wouldn't stop |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Henrolla(m): 4:32pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Abrupt: lolz...especially the first one. got me laughing so hard 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by DavidEsq(m): 4:38pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
fflamingo:Pls wat is omorogun? 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
If I total the amount of strokes of cane I received during my childhood. I swear it will amount to more than 5000 (no kidding) . My mum out of frustration since I am now immune to feeling pains from beating. She took razor blade to cut my back and add pepper (the scars are still there) . Funny thing is after the " pepper medical treatment" I did not even shed any tears. She was the one even crying that I have become irredeemable. Once received 50 strokes of the cane on my right hand and another 50 on my left hand, didn't cry it was the person that beat me that was sweating profusely. They sha later get me sha say na punishment I fear die 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Youngetskilz23:;Dsee your life |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by fflamingo(m): 4:45pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
DavidEsq:spatula or turning stick |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by hamedollar(m): 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
DavidEsq:Stick they use it to turn gari |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by DavidEsq(m): 4:55pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
hamedollar:That one no bad reach belt na |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Donvilo(m): 5:12pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Reading various posts here from several nairalanders really made me laugh in such a way that people living around me started thinking that I must be out of my mind. You guys have really made my day. Well, here's mine; I remember when I was a little boy (probably around age 7 or . We had a small provisions shop (which is close to our home) that we use as a trading business. There was a day I was left alone in our shop so that my mom & dad can go & attend to other important stuffs back in our house. I was so bored that I started looking for something unimportant that I could use as a plaything to keep me pre-occupied (You know na, childish mentality). I saw what appears to look like a long rusty stick in our shop, Little did I know that I was looking at my dad's old fishing rod! In my naivety, I took the "stick", broke it into many pieces & use it to construct my own toy story game. When my dad finally came to join me in our shop, he saw what I was doing & shouted, "my fishing pole o!, The kind beating I got that day eh, it was like as if I was going to die that very moment. All thanks to our neighbour who rescued me from my raging dad. Ever since that day, if I want to play with anything, I would go outside our house & pick up used stuffs that has been discarded for fear of using anything in our house that will turn out to be dad's (or anyone's) stuff. 11 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Nobody: 5:17pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
lovat: till this day, I never watched those home videos because of my parents. and all my classmates in primary 4 abi 5 be watch am o |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by FelicityLucita(f): 5:18pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
these posts are just so friggin funny, I can't stop laffin........ i was about 15. Dat fateful day, d devil pushed me to use my dad's phone to call my bf and forgot to delete d number from his dialed list.. after asking me if i was d one dat exhausted his airtym and i denied even touching his phone, my dad decided to call d number himself and put it on loud speaker. d first tin d yeye boy did was to call my name "MySweetCity"... Chai, d beating and wrestle-mania24 i received dat day, dia is god ooooo... even wen my mom came bck and dad told her wat i did, she continued wit d 'summer-slam', shouting dat if i bkom pregnant she wil definitely take me to d village to stay for d rest of my mumu life kos i can't bring disgrace to d family (moms can over-exaggerate). after dat she took me to her room to lecture me about pre-marital sex as if i never spoil already..... 6 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by lovat(m): 5:21pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
khalifahsparkles:i watched it ooo |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by ametumzy(f): 5:21pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
szen:lol 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by lovat(m): 5:22pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
FelicityLucita:Just negodu spoilt girl at 15 uwa mmebi |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by lovat(m): 5:35pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
obataokenwa:which year were u in Kaduna? I left in 02 schooled in Ambassadors |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by KingsleyTMTTM(m): 5:45pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
got the beatin of my life one day like dat, mum beat me, slap me, bash my head on the wall, gave me left hook my check bone hit the fan controller... koko came out, in fact i was panel beated that day, crying was no longer helpin, i started to pray for her mummy, you will be rich,she be like "am rich already" , I'll be like mummy, you will born another child, she's like yes, after i kill you' am like ha mummy.... wot did i do? a friend snitched on me dat i have been stealing her money and been using it to buy jollof rice for my clique, dude's mad cuz i cut him out.. me nd my clique sha gave him general beatin 15 Likes |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by Csami(m): 5:45pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
JeffreyJamez: Lol! But I rebel small sha. Anytime she talk "Go to your room" me go exile for 1week for uncle house. |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by MizTyna(f): 5:47pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Section80: Lmfao! You deserved the beating abeg |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by JeffreyJamez(m): 5:48pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Csami: Your own good na lol |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by obataokenwa(m): 6:19pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
lovat:I schooled in Joy secondary school. left 2000 from the the Barack straight to villa after the crisis. if u schooled in ambassadors, u should know Ugwumbas. |
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by lovat(m): 6:30pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
obataokenwa:I'm trying to piece the name together. Pm me let's talk offline. Please if you are a zombie i won't reply or iburu onye ewedu i won't reply |
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