vislabraye:
Doesn't she also visit him? It seemed as if its only the guy doing the loving.

hedonistic:


Lol, well. I exempted satellite towns sha. Though I agree with your examples.

Mrval20:
I hope people living at Epe are not part of the Island crew though

LegalBaby:
What kind of dance is that on your DP

aamstih:
What are the best locations to live in lagos if your office is around Allen in Ikeja.

Criteria to be considered include:

Proximity to workplace
Serene Ambience
Affordability of a bedroom apartment at a good rate.

IsheriNorthGRA:


Isheri North GRA is just 10 minutes drive away from Alausa, Ikeja, with affordable new apartments. The Isheri Estates Community will also be best part of Lagos mainland in few years to come. Contact me if you'll like to come and see.

Naijasinglegirl:

Excuse me? Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?

IsheriNorthGRA:


Isheri North GRA is just 10 minutes drive away from Alausa, Ikeja, with affordable new apartments. The Isheri Estates Community will also be best part of Lagos mainland in few years to come. Contact me if you'll like to come and see.

Udochee:
can't help but laff...some of us that are living in mowe-ofada and claiming lasgidi nko...

Nowenuse:


Abuja is still expanding, very soon it may be worse than Lagos.
Ppl in Abuja satelite towns (even in Nasarawa and Niger state) also claim Abuja too afterall.
Abuja has a better road network though, which will still make it somehow better than Lag.

Naijasinglegirl:
I am not sorry I don’t live on the Island. And I don’t live on the mainland either. I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!”
As if Ambode is not the governor in my area.

Boys are willing to do London/Lagos long distance relationships but cannot do common Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships.
No boy even wants to do Uber for you from your location to a first date meeting on the Island because the cost of a trip is God is Good Motors rate from Lagos to Abia.
You mention where you are living to a prospective toaster and the next thing he says is, “The last time I visited there was 2002.”
Oga who asked you?

A ‘toaster’ would mention an event/party that took place on the island and when you express your disappointment on why you were not invited, he’ll say, “But you are in town now.”
Excuse me?

The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?

Sometimes I mention where I am headed and the manner they zoom off is disrespectful.
The time I was stupid enough to accept to be dropped along the way, I regretted. For some of the spoilt Island boys, along the way means the second curve along third mainland bridge or sometimes an unnamed location where you’d wait for a vehicle for one hour and have no choice but to start returning to the bus stop because your routes have been messed up.

Even people living in lbeju Lekki and Ajah outskirts are joining to discriminate mainland people with talks of, “The only thing that takes me to the mainland is the airport”
Ko serious.
At least I don’t have to cross the Atlantic Ocean, queue at four toll gates and pass eight roundabouts before I get home.

You know the most annoying part? The husband materials in these bush areas have refused to date their own. All their girlfriends are based on the Island. Issokay.

hahahahhaahhahahahaha...I can't just stop laughing. chai
! eyah! pele koh.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/apparently-single-dont-live-island/

Acidosis:
Those discriminating obviously have not been to many places in Nigeria. The entire route from Berger stretched to Lekki is less than an hour (without the heavy traffic and delays).

Same with Ikorodu, I've always thought Ikorodu is one far place until the day I found myself there. The way people talk about that route seemed like it will take forever or at least 4 hours to get there. Alas, I spent just an hour and few minutes all the way from Ojodu Berger.

We always love to exaggerate things here. Those who discriminate of course are plainly being stu.pid, I really do not see any reason why a normal human being will discriminate/segregate two distinct places separated by a bridge. Isn't that cra.zy?

sparkleRed:


I will slap u now oo

swagkingcole:
Wetin concern you?
:-/

tens4real:
Where do. You live?

enniewest:
where do you live?

laudate:


Before, nko? Na which side you wan put them? They are part of the Lagos Island 'suburb' crew.