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How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:20pm On Jan 30, 2017
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OO.

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Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 30, 2017
Women are more demanding.

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Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:26pm On Jan 30, 2017
ToriBlue:
Women are more demanding.
You said so even as a woman?
Is that really true?
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by Jeffrey12(m): 5:26pm On Jan 30, 2017
Women and demands are like......

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Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:28pm On Jan 30, 2017
Jeffrey12:
Women and demands are like......
So?
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by Flatties: 5:32pm On Jan 30, 2017
Very true!
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by 2SWT(f): 5:33pm On Jan 30, 2017
orbitame2011:

You said so even as a woman?
Is that really true?
she being a woman doesn't mean she shouldn't admit the truth.

Personally I'd say It's almost true

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Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by nightingalee: 5:34pm On Jan 30, 2017
... It's takes much to please a woman; only a disgruntled woman.
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:42pm On Jan 30, 2017
Igbos:
Very true!
Seriously
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 30, 2017
orbitame2011:
You said so even as a woman? Is that really true?
Yes.
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 6:06pm On Jan 30, 2017
ToriBlue:
Yes.
Ok o, na you talk so o before some ladies come for you now....
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 3:08pm On Feb 01, 2017
Men are too much demanding smiley
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:29pm On Mar 27, 2017
Women are great people

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