How can a girl send you boxers and expect an iPhone
6s? A tie and expect Brazilian hair? Singlet and expect a
Rolex Wristwatch? Cufflinks and expect a BB Porsche of
N450,000? Or nothing at all and expect an expensive
dinner at KFC?
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says
it should be trade by barter this Valentine. Boxers
should be exchanged with a G-string, Singlets should
be exchanged with Bras. If she gives you roll-on, buy
her 'Lip gloss'. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber
band to tie her natural hair. If she shows up at your door
empty-handed, put NTA, AIT, STV or African Magic for
her to watch. Put off your generator. If she asks for an
expensive dinner, take her to an expensive vigil, MFM or
The LORD'S CHOSEN to be precise. She gives you a
flower, give her Ugu (Vegetables), both are natural. If
she gives you cake, you give her beancake (akara). If
she gives you lacasera, buy her kunu.
We don't want this Year's Valentine to be one-sided
anymore.
Signed
Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB)
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