Will sure do. . .   [size=5pt]**feeling tipsy alredi**[/size]

Marco

there's a lot of conspiracy goin on at the cabinet presently and kpolli is caught up in the middle

i don't know if he can help but his employers seem to have their candidates too

sexybabes
lol at tryin to use 'woman's power'
is it really true that women can get 'everything' with that power?

@adolfe
Woman-power for sure. . . U guyz shud knw by nw dt we always get our way . . . . Lol!!!

(Drunken singing)  My 1st wife o kain kain na u drive am o, e
I don enter jerrycan o e,
Give me one shot o, Give credit o,
ogogoro no dey sawa!

I can't doubt that for sure
if only adam didn't accept that apple from eve lol

barman!
Give me a redwine too
my bill is on sexybabes *serious wink*

^^

scrub!

adolfe bad:

I can't doubt that for sure
if only adam didn't accept that apple from eve lol

barman!
Give me a redwine too
my bill is on sexybabes *serious wink*

na gold digging now u dey do by style. . . abi
Lol!

Man (slimy) power!

(loud shouting)  I GO BREAK PERSON HEAD NOW! YES, WETIN YOU GO DO? mAKE I GO HOUSE? DO YOU KNOW ME. AYAM A LAWYER! I WILL ARREST YOU! HEEEI, BARMAN GIVE THEM BEER. oH SEE MY WALLET UNDER TABLE O, THANK GOD! I GO BREAK BOTTLE FOR YA HEAD, YEEESSSSSS, , GVE THEM BEER

Sexybabes
lol
you know i can buy YETUNDE the most expensive bar in the world

lol

Dts gud den. . Lol!!! **barman, refill**

I'm glad

the mentality of you ladies has to change

*sips drink, turns and looks deep at sexybabes*

i don't see anything wrong in a lady paying a guys bill
even tho she dosn't know he's the richest ass muthafuka she ever met

do you?

I dnt see anythn wrong also,

If na my guy & im d 1 suggested we go get drinks den i can pay, but if na guy i met @ d bar. . . . hell no!!!

Lol

*eyes her up and down*

ur not bad looking atall!

pls get drunk faster
lol

adolfe bad:

Sexybabes
lol
you know i can buy YETUNDE the most expensive pa.nts & lingeries in the world. I gat d money. I know she can't afford costly ones.

lol

ok, u said so!

^^ monkey!

Poster above me na clever mugu

Enough of all this romance and soliciting in this Beer Parlour
ladies please we may have to give you drinking and noise limits in this bar

You all have turned this BP into a town hall meeting or something. Please cab someone please
tell kpolli that his bar is being highjacked my some of eve's offsprings.

By the way if adam had not accept eve's offer,we would been going to our respective places of work
nu.de / na.ked / unclothed .

sexybabes:

@adolfe
Woman-power for sure. . . U guyz shud knw by nw dt we always get our way . . . . Lol!!!

true once sperm is in the sack the ladies always win

Two days at Hasso rock and kpolli has forgotten abt his bar.na wa o! anyway let me have a chilled star to calm my nerves.my boss has kept me on my toes thru the beta part of today and i need to cool off.dela how far? This yetty chick tap oo! This her smile dey ominimious. Ojigbijigbijigbi. Nwa amaka. walahi if i go shoe,i go buy you aba.

Bar man bring gulder 4 me let me sip. Ehhm today na match. Yes,champions league. I am betting that man u will beat chelsea tonite. Barman dont u have dstv? Put it on joo. And has ur oga called u today? Since he went 4 federal executive council,he hasnt come bk. I bave an application 4 him. I hope he comes bk soon.
Oya Change dat station 2 champions league ball,man u versus chelse osiso! C. Ronaldo 4 don score!

so i leave my BP for one weekend n see how u guys finished my booze, turn the place upside down n ranaway!!!!!!!
well now theres money, there is security too,

Kpolli na wa o!! U just disappear like that.wetin u bring from abuja.give me one star make i rush am.i get tomtom for pocket wen i go lick take cover the smell of shack.oya open am sharply.no dullin.wen i come for evenin i go come take my share of wetin u bring from abuja

Kpolli please do not entertain any form of congratulatory message from any of these NLrs that did not support you in the first place . Please help me keep 2 bottles of Double 33 in the freezer till close of work.

kpolli where are u ! It has been 5 days since he went AWOL in Saudi Abuja FEC meeting .

As things dey hard for this country,only a drunkard dey at peace with himself, cos he can always find solace inside his bottle of beer. What a miracle! How fortunate to be a drunkard. Oga k welcome,pls toss me one cold bottle of star!

Im back and im freezing cold!!!

weather messed up my plans totally!

now i have to make do wiv this corner bar instead of dining at the ritz tonite

bartender gimme two shotz of tequila

i need to warm up!

U no go fit see tequila for hia o! Unless u won join me drink kasapreko*** Is it still freezing bad outhere?

Na wa o! The kind koboko wey Man U carry come na peppersoup.see as rooney just dey score like say na basketball him dey play.pls give me cold star make i take finish this match

yes my fellow Nigerians,
i have nominated to be part of the commitee that is going to visit Yar'adua in his coffin sick bed, i just finished getting my approval for renovation of my office and acting vice president official crib,
thats y i havent been visiting here much, but very soon i will back,

Greetings all. . . wetin dey bar 2day

Bros i abeg shift small make i join una for dis table, barman, gimme cold Harp