If na your husband you find come hia,go meet am and just carry una sef go settle for house. I beg who get this BRT bus o! Con take am away for hia o! Ehen.

^^^Thank God you don expose yaself. You go leave #500 as chop money and come here they declare drink like big man.

Oge
see this bar na big executive bar o
no be for small boys atall
the owner self na acting minister presently
abi u no see the kind luxury cars wey we pack for outside?
So anybody wey u see for here abeg respect am


meanwhile come sit on top my legs make we gist

Chief adolfe, abeg let this faily use motor go in peace go meet her children. Our taste pass this overload now!

@daylae,
Why you no go call me overload? when ogogoro don finish the whole essentials commot from ya body?
@adolfe mustache,
Luxury cars ko, molue bus ni!
If i sidon for that ya chicken sticks wey u call legs, surely they will scatter!

@kpolli u don come back from abuja? I just say make i say hello before i go church,i no they drink on sunday, but since be say light dey,help me iirrange two bottle of star for freezer i beg,i go drop by later.

Na wa for this valentine oo! i no get babe to follow do val,sikira wey been promise me call me this mornin say her mama get malaria,i know say na lie she dey talk.anyway,make i take star take make myself happy.today must pass and tomorrow is another day.abeg make una giv me cold star make i take cool myself.valentine ko ,valentine nii

I thank God for today,but the babes wey i see everywhere
na so so red dress or red top them be all wear.

Infact i almost go meet my pastor to tell am say i dey suspect sey
rapture don dey near.Na him i remember say today na Feb 14. AKA sinners Vals Day

Abeg, be careful about what you sow pleasse,because whether you like am or not you will reap
after 9 months if you are not careful.

By the way is it too early to be drinking this hot afternoon.

Maybe den be member of gurumaraji fellowship.

me i no send red dress o, hic, it ish is very, hic, shimple simple: Babe, i like you, hic, talk your own. On how she shpeak speak say she like me too, na to be hic, continued be dat. Barman, abeg one more Shtar Star lager for this hic, side.

guy keep the sabbath day holy abeg
abstain from sunday sunday drinking.

Infact i suggest we pass a resolution to be having fellowship
in this beer parlor every sunday evening

bartender ill have a cosmopolitan on the rocks

*scans the place for booriful men*

Fellowship my throat on a sunday evening dis guy na comedian abeg dey tel u jokes as we dey drink where my peppersoup na i dey vex oh 2morrow na start of hussling again

Na wa o.i happy as this valentine don finally pass go make i for hear word.at least nobody disturb me for gift or unnecessary attention.make i go sleep for house.work dey tomorrow.abeg make una giv me one star for the road

Welcome to the begining of a new hustling week
May pepper rest and may kpolli return back to his special duties in the beer palour.

Now wey FALANTINE don pass
where my guyz dey?


Dem talk say AIDS IS REAL, ZIP UP!!

but what about some of us wey our ZIP don spoil?


YETUNDE self fit testify say my own ZIP dey stuck

Today good ooooooo
Abeg, Barman furnish my life with one frozen Harp, i need am

am back in here werin dey apun? peeps hw una valentine?

As i sit down with my chill Harp, i start to reminisce on why beer is better than a woman, especially after Valentine yesterday.
Before i go on, pls Barman replace,

You can enjoy a beer all month.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
When beer goes flat you just toss it out.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers go away.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand equality.

adolfe bad:

Now wey FALANTINE don pass
where my guyz dey?


Dem talk say AIDS IS REAL, ZIP UP!!

but what about some of us wey our ZIP don spoil?


YETUNDE self fit testify say my own ZIP dey stuck

ehn

Any cigar here? And lighter! (Hic) Give everybody a beer on me.

Na only beer I go pay for o. All those girls wey dey drink malt go pay for their own.

Hey my wallet? walestar dey here?
My key! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No shake the table naa, if u don dey, go house

Barman, can i have a glass of red wine plz?

**hope it wont do anything im still on duty**

YETTY
wetin be ehn?

Abeg come here jor

lets get comfortably drunk together!

^^

i dont think so!

Dimka 76:

Any cigar here? And lighter! (Hic) Give everybody a beer on me.

Na only beer I go pay for o. All those girls wey dey drink malt go pay for their own.

Hey my wallet? walestar dey here?
My key! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

loooooooooooool

has it been stolen or did u 'forget' it at home??

Yetty
why not?

In life you get drunk a lot ~you get drunk on love, on friendship, on food, on feelings ~special unique heavenly feelings
so
why not WONDER about what u'l easily WANDER about when you ~get drunk with me

SEXY BABEZ
you can take some milk afterwards pls

i don't want u throwing up on ur boss!

Thnx 4 d advise now, wil definitely try it . . .

Ehhn ~coughs~ does someone knw whether kpoli is thru at d acting federal executive council.
I want to knw whether he wud agree 2 appoint me as acting P.A to him as he's d acting minister of special duties to the acting president featuring in a dramaful nigeria.
And please i hope now he becomes very influential,he wont close this bar and build a hotel on this land. I just hope~coughs~ pls barman get me one bottle of gulder let me rush over it b4 my lunchbreak's thru. Take ur =N=200.

Sori o. . . He prefer his P.A b a lady. . .

I know some really soothing wine u can also experiment on

feel free to check back here afterwork

can I get Kaserpeko?