I dey see say na kpolli dey run thgs 4 dis b.p nothg do una i go dey resume 4 here 2morrow e bi like say yskan don dey dry smal as per boys no dey2 regular anyhw make i use alomo nd redbull cool down my head dat unilag traffic fit kil person

Eehn! So u don employ dem chicks to help u dey serve us.na him be say i go find excuse to dey come here wella.as u talk say ujujoan follow my mind come sweet me like fresh palmy.i like her yarn bt anytime wey i wan talk to am witlow go catch for mouth.e be like say her mouth sef sharp bt i dey gbadun her replies

so Kpolli get plans for my niece?!!! i thot there was honor amongst drunks?!! wats this nonsense i hear u talk?? when u no dey BP i run things wella, carry genny go repairer, help u negotiate with the nu employees and all the while u dey runs ma niece!!! B4 i vex for u patapata, comehear and swear not to do it again b4 i invoke the DCoH on u!! meanwhile allow that Abekeade, to bring cold guiness make i take brush my teeth

Dela,abeg make u forgive kpolli.e be like say him mix small stout and alomo drink yestday so the shack dey worry am.i don talk to am.him no go toast ur niece again.but dat girl fine sha and her friends sharp too.anyway today na friday.i go quick close from work cos i wan enter island go groove

Just got to my Office( 2 hrs late), my head is groggy, eyes red (abeg any eye drops in d house), stomach dey churn, hold on - my phone dey ring, ehen wu b dis woman wey dey call me, shit! i 4got i went out last nite shack so tey i toast married woman, abeg i wonda wat else i did last nite.

^^^ now i know who bleeped Ekaette, my neighbor's househelp

delagasky:

^^^ now i know who bleeped Ekaette, my neighbor's househelp

delagasky- i know 2day na fri but guy its too early to dey c double

I don sleep go------------I'm back where that madam sef?


UDEME with a little vodka mixed in

My babe no want make i come here today
she talk say afta much beer man go dey womanize

abeggi
but come to think of it

my babe give me unnecessary stress
beer takes away unnecessary stress

so which one i go follow na?

Greetings ma fellow shakaz i dey grit o abeg say star dey

There is really no harm in a beer palour. It's just a place for men to on wind and have fun. Do what they probably and shouldn't do at home and in front of the Mrs, say those sort of things that they actually thought about during the course of the day, maybe journey, probably flirt or for the bold hearted have a fling,

What matters is that they go home, well some of them go and share what they took away from the parlour etc stories, events that happened there, std's , loll.

Just goes to show that guys still want to remain guys and use the beer parlour as their medium.  Joints, Clubs and hang outs also apply.

So if u want to keep your man or dog as we are some times refered to, just leave us alone.

Some guys eventually get tired and just stay home eventually, while for some it would take the grace of God to get them to stop.

Abeg make u na helep thang God oh ! My Grand ma just born twins,

Guy no start dat one o
wetin u mean?
Arsenal self neva beat man-u be4?
Abeggi make we hear word jare

Kpolli! Kpolli! Where the nuns you say go dey serve for hia? Abi na nights den they do? Abeg toss me one cold baba dudu make i use cool temperature. This sun na wa sef.

This beer parlour still dey? Anyway bring one gulder joo. Dis valentine wey dey come sef, nawaoh. Anybody don buy anytn 4 im girl?

boys am going for FEC meeting in Abuja, so pls take care of my bar

I hail oooooooo my people!!!
Barman, abeg furnish me one frozen Harp

I say frozen beer, dis beer no cold atall, una no get light?

Ok as it seems that kpolli is absent as a resulf of his new appointment in Abuja.
I want to recommend that we pass a resolution to declare free drinks until his return  

wetin dey happen here??

One more bottle

Guys, una well done o . . . . bros, abeg shift make i join u for this table;

Mr. kpolli, norrin do u

Barman, abeg pass me one Gulder there, no be me kill dele giwa.

hatch#:

I want to recommend that we pass a resolution to declare free drinks until his return  

Hold on barman, oya make am TWO bottles as hatch dey declare for the house.

Dele giwa never die o! Na where you here am say dele giwa die? Abeg,u dey sell pepe soup for hia make i use am clear my eyes from the bottles wey i don take.

So far,i've spent close to N109,000 in this beer palour since i start to dey come here.
That is enough to pass supplementary budget for benin republic.

Abeg nkechi pass me another plate assorted goat head and chilled bottled of double 33

Boys dey make sense 4 here oya give me my own free beer as 2day na friday shey goat head peppersoap dey join am little money wey we get make we spend am b4 sunday come

Hahahahaha *hic*

HATCH
u nor serious atall
see as u rubbish benin republic

Yes i caught a hint of it too but i'm not so sure

if its true then thats good news for this bar
it will get a splendid raise
but govt matter different 4m woman matter o

You this set of yeye men with fat wives, go home and stop whiling away time in a beer palour. Tomorrow now you will say no money for food.