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An IGBO Man by Antoeni(m): 11:14am On Feb 06, 2017
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.

A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said,"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough."The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and after all we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!

Igbo Kwenu!!
Re: An IGBO Man by makydebbie(f): 11:23am On Feb 06, 2017
The Igbo Ihọd na nkọ Ihọdgrin
Re: An IGBO Man by TheValiant(m): 11:25am On Feb 06, 2017
Antoeni:
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.

A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said,"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough."The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and after all we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!

Igbo Kwenu!!

Yaaa!! cool
Re: An IGBO Man by Nobody: 11:31am On Feb 06, 2017
grin grin grin grin
Re: An IGBO Man by NeutralJUDGE(m): 11:37am On Feb 06, 2017
makydebbie:
The Igbo Ihọd na nkọ Ihọdgrin
Swirrat...wat are u saying?
Re: An IGBO Man by makydebbie(f): 11:42am On Feb 06, 2017
NeutralJUDGE:
Swirrat...wat are u saying?
Said the Igbo guy is smart
Re: An IGBO Man by NeutralJUDGE(m): 11:47am On Feb 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Said the Igbo guy is smart
Lol is in our DNA...tot u typed in Igbo
Re: An IGBO Man by Israeljones(m): 11:53am On Feb 06, 2017
yeah igbos are smart when it comes to making jokes like this,, but in the real world?


#nohating
#loveigbos
#proudyorubadude

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