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FAMILY DRAMA. The Wahala Family. Funny And Didactic Story. / A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) / Thomas(a Family Drama) (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Eniqurl(f): 5:33pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
Bibi thanks for the mention. This update gat me laughing! 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 6:38pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
prisiliveth: Lol na long tin he enter so o 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Udochee(m): 7:06pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
bibijay123: bibi the literati you're highly&heavily sighted in HD. just right on time. every story was/is a hit 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Wane2: 7:25pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
bibijay123 aww sorry dear Apology accepted I'm loving the story 2 Likes |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by SunFlow(m): 9:37pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
bibijay123: Listen to me young woman. this should be the last time this will repeat itself. Why you go update without mentioning me? we dey drag land? 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by olatex25(m): 9:39pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
bibijay123 thank u for every single episode uve drop so far, i cudnt stop laffing.... viagra and valen thyme... can't just stop laughing, u wont blv my wife just hiss on me and walkout. cos she has been talking to me since, while am so much engross in papa suliat saga.. dis part got me at tight corner, dat make me laff out loud " jesu ooo, she wan kill me ooo.... kudos to u dear, kip it cumin... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 9:45pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
olatex25:Lol chai! Bro abeg go beg Wifey o 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 9:46pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
SunFlow:Nnayi no vex o 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by SunFlow(m): 10:03pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
bibijay123: Ada di ora mma you are forgiven. Oya come drink palm wine with me 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 10:27pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
SunFlow: Dalu 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 10:07am On Feb 15, 2017 |
Who's supplying pop corn here?
I don land so bring my own come... bibijay123 nice one. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by dasilver20(f): 12:21pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
jakandeola:Kai which ur queen bibijay dont ansa im o she is my rosemodel |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by dasilver20(f): 12:23pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
handelex:points to the smallest pop corn ,dis one na 200naira oga how much own u wan buy 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ladyverere(f): 12:53pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
Lol. Bibi123 my best writer. I just finished reading episode 4 on ur blog. Lol. Who spoil mama Suliat Valen tyme? Lol. Papa Suliat dey fucck up o. Hahaha. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by wizsolzy(m): 1:25pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
u carry update go ur blog...u for just tel us say Na there u want take write d story 1 Like
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by jakandeola(m): 2:02pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
dasilver20:hahahah she know dat shes a girl for me 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by JulietFab2(f): 2:37pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
Hahaha 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 5:23pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
dasilver20:Just gimme the smallest one but give bibijay the 1k own with a cold origin. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 5:25pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
wizsolzy: Lol no vex ooo, biko help my ministry o 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 5:26pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
handelex: Lol na free? 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 5:28pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
ladyverere: Thank you love. You, smilethatcharm and chumzypinky just dey show me love anyhow. I appreciate dear 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Chumzypinky(f): 5:33pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
Bibi abeg no vex, drop d link 2 ur blog again |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by wizsolzy(m): 5:34pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
bibijay123: I done read am already 1 Like
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Chumzypinky(f): 5:34pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
bibijay123:u're wlc swiri |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 5:45pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
bibijay123:Lol...Do you want to reciprocate ? It will be a good idea oo |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 2:02pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
Episode 5 Transporter in-law The sweet smell of chicken soup woke me up from sleep. If not that it was the smell that woke me up I would have slapped whoever did because in my dream I went to a party. I was served fried rice, jollof rice, beans, egg, yam and palm-wine. As I was about to put a spoon of the food into my mouth, I woke up. I followed the smell of the chicken soup to my backyard. Tajudeen and Rokibat, the busy fingers, were taking turns sampling the pot of soup on the coal pot. I cleared my throat and they looked up in fear; they were up to no good as usual. “ Wetin dey happen for here?” I asked, moving closer to them. I could see chunks of chicken in a thick tomato soup. “ Mama, we find dis chicken for roadside and we use am make soup.” Tajudeen replied. “ When you find the chicken e dey alive or e don die?” “ Mama, the chicken don die o,” Rokibat replied, “ Na dead chicken we see and we no want make e rotten and dey smell anyhow for street so we carry am.” I collected the spoon from her and taste the soup. It was very delicious, I made to take some more when I heard a man’s loud voice cursing. The voice drew nearer and Baba Landlord appeared. “ Oh ooo! So na una thief my chicken?” He shouted, looking into the pot of soup. I was vexed. How could he call us thieves. “ Baba Landlord, take your time o. This one resemble your chicken?” “ Well…” He stammered, “ My chicken dey miss” “ Shey your own chicken don die? This one na dead chicken o” Rokibat said. “ Shey your chicken get bow legs?” Tajudeen asked, “this one get one eye and two bowlegs.” “ Abi your chicken na woman?” I asked, “because I know say na man chicken you get. Look this one very well o” Baba Landlord marched away angrily. “Mama! Mama!” I heard Sulia call me. She walked towards us with a young man. “ I hope say devil never use your destiny clean yansh. Na why you dey shout my name so and who be this iroko tree you carry come jam us?” “ Mama, na my boyfriend be this. He say he wan marry me and hin na transporter” Tajudeen and Rokibat jumped up happily. The young man with tattoo all over his arm prostrated before me. “ I hope so epilepsy never chop una brain.” I said, facing the two jumping baboons. “ Good day ma, My name na Alani and I be transporter.” The young man said, revealing an empty upper gum. I com dey wonder say wetin chop hin front teeth. Mama Shege was walking by at that time and she jumped up happily. She pulled me aside and started whispering. “Thank your stars o,” She said. “Transporters dey get money o” “Ehen…” I said happily, “Na who dem be?” “ People wey get big, big trailers and motors like Dangote. Shine your eyes wella o,” She said and went on her way. I went back to my children, smiling like a goat that just discovered a field of green grasses. “ Welcome my son. Rokibat, go buy golden-penis supa-geti come” I said,” tell mama Emeka say I go pay her later.” I was so happy. A whole me, having a transporter as in-law? They go hear am hot for area! That was how we started living large o, buying things on credit, fighting everybody even mama shege too. We join hands beat Baba landlord, after all when my transporter in-law bring Sulia bride price we go move go Island. Even Sulia herself just dey change hair styles like peacock. Soon the news spread reach everywhere and everybody start to dey respect us. Even smilethatcharm, chumzypinky, justicextian Colik, ladyverere,yorhnmienerd and some other rich people for our area start to dey give us face but I no send them. Long throat people, where dem dey wen we dey eat beans and grasshoppers. **** Na so we dey ball dey go until the day I realize say water don pass garri. Mama shege told me that she saw my in-law in a motor park and it seems he was a conductor. She be bad belle so I no mind her, she con offer to take me and Sulia go the park she for see am. “ Oya carry us go there! Bad belle woman!” I said angrily. “ Mama no mind her o” Sulia shouted, ”Alani is a transporter.” Na so we put leg on top leg and begin trek go Oshodi motor park. As we reach na hin we hear somebody wey wan resemble Alani dey shout but my eyes no gree believe say na him. He dey fight somebody for ten naira. “ Funmi lowo mi oo” Alani shouted, holding the other man’s collar.” Give me my ten naira! I help you call passengers finish, you con dey give me forty naira! Na fifty naira be my money o!” “ Mogbe ooo” I screamed. See Alani wey I put hope for go dey buy things on credit and dey fight everybody. Even yesterday I tell chumzypinky say I no want see her for my house again. Gbese! “Alani!” Sulia screamed. He turned around and looked at us and the other man he was holding slipped off his fingers and took off. “ Ehen wetin be una problem?” “ Sulia! Shey I hope say he never shine your Gongo o!” I shouted. Sulia jumped up and screamed.” Mama, he even polish am ooo” “ Ntoor, I no talk am?” Mama shege said. “ Una dey craze o,” Alani shouted, “ See now, that ediot don carry my money run” He started loosening his belt,” If I count from one, two, five, four, three, if una never..” Mama Shege started running, Sulia took off her slippers and followed suit. Na so I follow them run too o as Alani begin to pursue us with belt. See how Sulia and her transporter boyfriend don put me for gbese. Na where i go start from now? End of the first Season. The remaining season continues on my website: www.bibijay.com.ng Like, share, and comment. 14 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 2:02pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
handelex: lol if i hear say i... 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by maggilove(f): 2:34pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
bibijay123:bibi u didn't mention my moniker well,I was late and had to Rush up. Good work.,muahhhhhhhhhh. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 3:19pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
maggilove: awww sorry dear 2 Likes |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by smilethatcharm(f): 3:51pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
bibijay123: LOL, wonderful update. More ink to your pen dear. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Awafolashade(f): 4:39pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
nice update.....more wisdom to you 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by yorhmienerd(m): 4:57pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
So I wan chase family, na this kind illegal family I go dey chase Bibi warn yourself o The Indimis, Dangotes, El Rufais, Buharis, Obamas, Otedolas have daughters I WANT to chase. Even Trump go get family member of my spec. 2 Likes |
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