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Rubbish 1. Police

haywire07:
Nigerian Girlfriend
They see relationships as job opportunities and ready to watch you commit suicide out of frustration as long as you don't pay them their salaries and allowances . They are ever ready to dump u for a richer nigga

please not all girls, only the hungry ones do that

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At your ages [/quote] Lol. E pain amam

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

Shut up abegg

pocohantas:


Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you.

Nigerian girlfriends: They want you to take them shopping, pamper them, call them honey and show them the kind of love they saw on tv because their fathers never showed their mothers that kind of love.

They want to use gas stove when their mother uses firewood. They want washing machine when their mother washed their father's clothes with her bare hands. They want to eat sharwarma and pizza when their mother drank garri and pepper. They want to travel to Dubai when their mother has only traveled to the farm

Then they will jam another rich fool and dump you because they have spent all your money

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

Oh Lawd, this girl have finished us.

OP ur list is not updated.. .Police nko? VIO? Landlords? Girl friends Any more update pls include.. .thank u

Rilwayne001:



Shut up abegg

After you shut up.

[quote author=LoveJesus87 post=53931609][/quote]

Look above your post. Way up

Where did you keep Nigeria police

Police

InsanePsycho:


Nigerian girlfriends: They want you to take them shopping, pamper them, call them honey and show them the kind of love they saw on tv because their fathers never showed their mothers that kind of love.

They want to use gas stove when their mother uses firewood. They want washing machine when their mother washed their father's clothes with her bare hands. They want to eat sharwarma and pizza when their mother drank garri and pepper. They want to travel to Dubai when their mother has only traveled to the farm

Then they will jam another rich fool and dump you because they have spent all your money

Sir, if you want your wife to use firewood...your business.

If you feel your mother's age grades are the best, I am sure you will see one of her friend who is unmarried. Marry her dear.

Stop nagging. You guys these days, sound like broken records.

3 and 4 are d most annoying of all!!

haywire07:
Nigerian Girlfriend
They see relationships as job opportunities and ready to watch you commit suicide out of frustration as long as you don't pay them their salaries and allowances . They are ever ready to dump u for a richer nigga

noted

Chaii.. Wetin my Tailor don use my eyes see ehn.. Chaii..

3months and counting

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

Iranu..wet in concern you

Op pls add nairaland moderators jo

mrphysics:

Oh Lawd, this girl have finished us.

Minus you o, na those one wey dey nag everyday be my target.

Drienzia:
8 One Forum like that moderators- They will pour out their anger in a little comment, and ban someone for 0ne year. lol. watin no reach to vex, dem go serious am like person wey de wait govt pension for OSUN state.

Myndd44

I know how to deal with all but 'Nepa' they r really frustrating

Nigeria Police: they we seen red police will insist that is black and bribe full they are pocket.

I know how to deal with all, but 'Nepa' they r really frustrating

pocohantas:

Sir, if you want your wife to use firewood...your business.

If you feel your mother's age grades are the best, I am sure you will see one of her friend who is unmarried. Marry her dear.

Stop nagging. You guys these days, sound like broken records.

Haba. I thought we were just having fun na

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

They will say sex is part of love, they sabi love 5 girls at a time na, their love na division of labour. Then later say they wanna marry virgin. Na thunder go fire all of una, refurbished olosho shall be your portions.

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

Chai! See reply

InsanePsycho:


Haba. I thought we were just having fun na

We are still having fun na. I am advising you in the process...
Marry an old woman, forget girls of this generation. They don't go to farms, you hear?

VastFinder:
There is no doubt that the effect of the economic recession in the country has subjected people to complaining and grumbling on the cost of living.

Nigerians are trying their possible best to survive in the midst of all by cutting down cost to complement their means of income. There are some Nigerians you will never want to have anything to do with during this recession.

Here 8 types of people living in Nigeria that could make life miserable for you.

1. Nigerian Tailors
Some tailors in Nigeria can make life miserable when you give them a design and they do something entirely different. They are good at making promises and never delivering them. Good at giving unimaginable excuses. If they promise to bring your cloth this week, don’t expect it until next month.

2. Nigerian Mechanics
Nigerian mechanics! They are fast consuming than cancer. They will always look for ways to empty your pocket. Even when there is nothing wrong with your car,they cook up imaginary fault.

3. Power Holding Company of Nigeria (NEPA)
Never pray to see a police in the morning especially when you are rushing for work. They are good at wasting time and not your safety. They are ready to be your friend once you have an answer to their regular ‘anything for the boys?’

4. Nigerian Politicians
Nigerian politician do not have permanent friends but friends with permanent interest. They knee for you just to have your vote, only to embezzle your money when they have your votes. They are full of empty and vague promises.

5. Conductors
These set of Nigerians are good at ‘marrying’ passengers at the bus stop. They pretend like they don’t have change, just to stress you over your own money. It is only a Nigerian driver/conductor that will abuse you for their intentional errors.

6. Nigerian Banks
They laugh with you when they need you to open an account with them only to ask irrelevant questions on withdrawal of YOUR HARD EARNED money. You keep your money with them but they remove tiny tiny amounts for irrelevant charges. What is card maintenance fee?

7. Petrol Attendants
These ones are really annoying. They act like they are doing you a favour, meanwhile it is their job. They will never sell the complete amount, especially if you are buying fuel for your generator. They ask for ‘keg money’, like you are expected to buy the fuel on your palm if not the container.

Source: https://vastfinder..com/2017/02/8-types-of-nigerians-that-will-leave.html

Nigerian women, you forget

Purpletee:
Nigeria soldiers especially recruit

pocohantas:

Minus you o, na those one wey dey nag everyday be my target.

nigerian girlfriends


brain consists of a witch's leprocious fart
have nothing upstairs
cant contribute to a discussion
hungry like a lion(the can eat mount kenya to gravel level)
confused
stingy with hole they didnt drill
hair smells like poop
pants dirty as a pig
punnani smells like ogiri
want to go shopping all day with money way no be their own(thieves)
thinks every guy should be a shahrukh khan(you must be mad)
clueless
iq under 0.5%
computer literate 0.0000%
body odour100%(una too much)
relationship ispayday for una
can maga a grown man
thinks the world the revolve around their bombom...iranu

Rilwayne001:


Shut up abegg

why so mad??