Haute:
You need to work on your people skills. Given certain conditions, even a super sweet person like LuvU2 will leave you frustrated.

LuvU2 , take kiss.

LuvU2:
u da best

michael142:


We know say you nor go sleep well this night. For your mind you go just dey say 'shuuu, so this guy done find out say my toto na sea'

I ready for you this night, I go roast you. Fish toto

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

They will say sex is part of love, they sabi love 5 girls at a time na, their love na division of labour. Then later say they wanna marry virgin. Na thunder go fire all of una, refurbished olosho shall be your portions.

They ask what you are bringing to the table, whereas they bring nothing aside their dicks. How many of you have asked your gf what her GP is? Foolish guys

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

The good guys are hooking good girls. These ones are nagging morning to night. No wonder you guys don't have time to hustle. Woman matter done fry una senses.

mathew2oa:

Abeg o, pity her o, she fit go commit suicide night

michael142:


Bros nor dey hold me, leave my shirt, leave my hand make I kpeme her once and for all. Toto when she wash with morning fresh nai she take dey brag.

bilulu:

e b like say naija guys don fûck u up wella.....

mathew2oa:

Abeg, On behalf of Olosho association of Nigeria(OAN), she be their chair lady beg mercy for her

michael142:


Bros nor dey hold me, leave my shirt, leave my hand make I kpeme her once and for all. Toto when she wash with morning fresh nai she take dey brag.

TerrorSquad147:
bros pity am, the id!ot don run. Dem don use preek decide her future

pocohantas:


Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

pocohantas:


Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

Babe, u gat no chill at all
Seems one motherfvcker dumped ur ass?

ThinkSmarter:
Babe, u gat no chill at all
Seems one motherfvcker dumped ur ass?

pocohantas:

Nobody dump me o, but e done too much for them for NL.
They wanted to bully me with the whole olosho talk, e no work ooo. I can't be bullied.

ToriBlue:
I don't know the difference, may I no lie you.

ToriBlue:
I don't know the difference, may I no lie you.

michael142:

Okay bros na because of you oh.

pocohantas:
Hahaha.
Is that all?
Wide toto...guys done f^ck you finish. That's all Nigerian guys insult. That's the best their brains can process.
When I made that comment, I knew you guys will come with your cliché insults. You guys didn't disappoint.
Na una way, no wow factor.

1001 of una no reach!!!

Silly fools...

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

They will say sex is part of love, they sabi love 5 girls at a time na, their love na division of labour. Then later say they wanna marry virgin. Na thunder go fire all of una, refurbished olosho shall be your portions.

They ask what you are bringing to the table, whereas they bring nothing aside their dicks. How many of you have asked your gf what her GP is? Foolish guys

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

The good guys are hooking good girls. These ones are nagging morning to night. No wonder you guys don't have time to hustle. Woman matter done fry una senses.

Saintmary:

Really

InsanePsycho:


Nigerian girlfriends: They want you to take them shopping, pamper them, call them honey and show them the kind of love they saw on tv because their fathers never showed their mothers that kind of love.

They want to use gas stove when their mother uses firewood. They want washing machine when their mother washed their father's clothes with her bare hands. They want to eat sharwarma and pizza when their mother drank garri and pepper. They want to travel to Dubai when their mother has only traveled to the farm

Then they will jam another rich fool and dump you because they have spent all your money

pocohantas:

Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

They will say sex is part of love, they sabi love 5 girls at a time na, their love na division of labour. Then later say they wanna marry virgin. Na thunder go fire all of una, refurbished olosho shall be your portions.

They ask what you are bringing to the table, whereas they bring nothing aside their dicks. How many of you have asked your gf what her GP is? Foolish guys

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

The good guys are hooking good girls. These ones are nagging morning to night. No wonder you guys don't have time to hustle. Woman matter done fry una senses.

pocohantas:

Ehen, if you guys have been dating the wrong girls too, you need to change. Why didn't you advise the guys?
Abegi!
E pain am!!!

pocohantas:

Una insult no dey change...*big toto* *olosho*...nothing else.
Try something else bro.
Maybe your dick is too small like overused eye pencil.

VastFinder:
There is no doubt that the effect of the economic recession in the country has subjected people to complaining and grumbling on the cost of living.

Nigerians are trying their possible best to survive in the midst of all by cutting down cost to complement their means of income. There are some Nigerians you will never want to have anything to do with during this recession.

Here 8 types of people living in Nigeria that could make life miserable for you.

1. Nigerian Tailors
Some tailors in Nigeria can make life miserable when you give them a design and they do something entirely different. They are good at making promises and never delivering them. Good at giving unimaginable excuses. If they promise to bring your cloth this week, don’t expect it until next month.

2. Nigerian Mechanics
Nigerian mechanics! They are fast consuming than cancer. They will always look for ways to empty your pocket. Even when there is nothing wrong with your car,they cook up imaginary fault.

3. Power Holding Company of Nigeria (NEPA)
Never pray to see a police in the morning especially when you are rushing for work. They are good at wasting time and not your safety. They are ready to be your friend once you have an answer to their regular ‘anything for the boys?’

4. Nigerian Politicians
Nigerian politician do not have permanent friends but friends with permanent interest. They knee for you just to have your vote, only to embezzle your money when they have your votes. They are full of empty and vague promises.

5. Conductors
These set of Nigerians are good at ‘marrying’ passengers at the bus stop. They pretend like they don’t have change, just to stress you over your own money. It is only a Nigerian driver/conductor that will abuse you for their intentional errors.

6. Nigerian Banks
They laugh with you when they need you to open an account with them only to ask irrelevant questions on withdrawal of YOUR HARD EARNED money. You keep your money with them but they remove tiny tiny amounts for irrelevant charges. What is card maintenance fee?

7. Petrol Attendants
These ones are really annoying. They act like they are doing you a favour, meanwhile it is their job. They will never sell the complete amount, especially if you are buying fuel for your generator. They ask for ‘keg money’, like you are expected to buy the fuel on your palm if not the container.

Source: https://vastfinder..com/2017/02/8-types-of-nigerians-that-will-leave.html

pocohantas:


Nigerian boyfriends: they want you to be as servile as a maid. Do things even their mothers won't do. They want you to wash, cook, clean and f^ck them. Tell them to put a ring on it and they remember all your bad character in a bid to dump you

After f^cking different girls, they'll say they want virgin.
God punish all of una...na packaged undercover oloshos una go marry last last .

pocohantas:

No mind them!
They want to die for our matter. Thanks dear

zameena:
so true joor. I see how most guys here are so quick to jump a female bashing thread, calling girls all sort of name forgetting that they are what they attract. Show them a decent girl and they are quick to point on how local she is, no dress sense, too backward, too religious , bla bla bla. Its the fake ones they are mostly attracted to, heavy made up faces, slay queen n so on. Go n see how they follow such girls up and down on IG, coming online to rant how nigerian girls are this and that.