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Re: by Nobody: 12:29pm On Feb 23, 2017
Aderola15:

Na question na Jude grin
no p , thanks for the insult
Re: by Maxi112: 12:35pm On Feb 23, 2017
HandsomeJude:
no p , thanks for the insult
and what are you feeling like, one can't insult you in peace?


demigod I guess?
Re: by Nobody: 12:37pm On Feb 23, 2017
iLegend:
You need to learn how to talk. When you know someone's post is irrelevant why did you open it? So, your posts are relevant but the highest views you have since 2016 is 274 views. Now, whose post is irrelevant? Watch your tongue.

No one is above mistake, but learn to spell. I make mistakes too.

These are your four mistakes:

1. He's. It's supposed to be "his"
2. Post is supposed to be Posts (with an "s" to make it plural).
3. Ellipse has only three dots, it's ... and not ....
4. Double question mark is not English. Use only one question mark next time.

I'm not an English teacher. I'm just a regular guy. These are things we learned in college many years ago.

Work on your written English and your life before you talk nonsense again.

I wish you good luck as you embark on your studies.
Lol. grin

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Re: by Dannidom(m): 12:37pm On Feb 23, 2017
ILegend the profesor of Romancology of the university of nairaland I hail thee! Who's is this girl that is capable of making you lose your footing in the penalty box? Does she have the powerful grip of Manuel Nuer nor the reflexes of Buffon nor the elegances of Cassilas? Be quick in her mention maybe I might weigh her up for a loan spell

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Re: by Nobody: 12:44pm On Feb 23, 2017

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Re: by Nobody: 1:00pm On Feb 23, 2017
Maxi112:
and what are you feeling like, one can't insult you in peace?


demigod I guess?
get ur humping self off my mentions
Re: by Nobody: 1:19pm On Feb 23, 2017
iLegend:
You need to learn how to talk. When you know someone's post is irrelevant why did you open it? So, your posts are relevant but the highest views you have since 2016 is 274 views. Now, whose post is irrelevant? Watch your tongue.

No one is above mistake, but learn to spell. I make mistakes too.

These are your four mistakes:

1. He's. It's supposed to be "his"
2. Post is supposed to be Posts (with an "s" to make it plural).
3. Ellipse has only three dots, it's ... and not ....
4. Double question mark is not English. Use only one question mark next time.

I'm not an English teacher. I'm just a regular guy. These are things we learned in college many years ago.

Work on your written English and your life before you talk nonsense again.

I wish you good luck as you embark on your studies.

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Re: by joyce203(f): 1:36pm On Feb 23, 2017
iLegend:
Why You Should Marry This Type of Female Nairalander.

I have accessed a lot of girls on this forum, but this particular girl is the type men should settle down with. Please, I'm not writing this post to make other girls feel bad. Everyone is unique. If you know anything about mind reading you can easily identify wife materials from the way they chat or comment.

These are the 9 qualities I found in her:

1. She's humble/intelligent. (Since most guys are beginning to dislike formal education, at least, having a wife who can teach your unborn children is an advantage).
2. She's naughty and has a good sense of humour. (All men want a good bad girl who can laugh with them even when the joke is not funny. A lady who can make us smile is priceless).
3. She has great dreams and she's working towards them.
4. She's always upbeat and positive. (We don't want a nagging wife).
5. She'll definitely be amazing in bed. (Just thinking out loud).
6. She's a cute damsel.
7. She's mostly natural.
8. She's God fearing, but doesn't get into religious arguments.
9. She has a bright future behind her north and south pole (Use your head to understand what I mean). This quality is only a bonus track.
The above are the most obvious qualities she has, but it's more than that.

There are a lot of girls in this forum with the qualities I listed above, but they're scared of being bullied, so they prefer being anonymous.

This girl is the definition of a "good bad girl" and she can make a player miss a penalty kick. I'm not praising her, but pointing out some of her features / attributes I have observed.

This girl I'm talking about, her name starts with the letter... typing...M Guess first.
Re: by KingRex1(m): 1:37pm On Feb 23, 2017
Op is it who I'm thinking?
Re: by PrickGetSize(m): 1:57pm On Feb 23, 2017
Ilegend must be a student, or a graduate of, Marketing. The topic is simply meant to arouse viewers' interest and the description of this mystery girl is to provoke thoughts and get people to start guessing. But the fact remains that he had no girl in mind.

Watch how he'll deviate from his topic to give you the main gist.
Re: by Shadowy: 2:03pm On Feb 23, 2017
KingRex1:
Op is it who I'm thinking?
Who?
Re: by joyce203(f): 2:13pm On Feb 23, 2017
I hope am not mistaken....Lol shocked!
Re: by AyamStarch: 2:29pm On Feb 23, 2017
She is Lara Oshiomole
Re: by Nobleman18(m): 2:38pm On Feb 23, 2017
KingRex1:
Op is it who I'm thinking?
Who are you thinking? My crush? Her moniker starts with "m" toolipsrsealed
Re: by KingRex1(m): 3:12pm On Feb 23, 2017
Nobleman18:
Who are you thinking? My crush? Her moniker starts with "m" toolipsrsealed
Re: by Nobody: 8:16pm On Feb 23, 2017
Legend o o na me be dat abi grin it's ok smiley
Re: by Nobody: 8:17pm On Feb 23, 2017
iLegend:
I like your type.
Sweeri cheesy
Re: by Nobody: 8:24pm On Feb 23, 2017
The moiker starts with a c
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Re: by boiz2men(m): 11:06am On Feb 24, 2017
Tiny23 fit most description u listed


I can't say if she's pretty or not. In fact, I doubt she is. But, I like her online modesty.

Tiny23, the coke u say make I buy.. E don dey hot ooo.... Y are u not coming to take it

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Re: by Amarabae(f): 11:13am On Feb 24, 2017
you forgot that people can conceal their true character online. not all that glitters is gold.
Re: by Nobody: 11:25am On Feb 24, 2017
iLegend:
Your bum bum bigger than Bombay. How you dey? And when are you taking me out?

Im good hun , u?
Taking u out ke shebi u be man nao .. na u suppose take me out wink
Re: by Nobody: 11:44am On Feb 24, 2017

Re: by Nobody: 11:50am On Feb 24, 2017

Re: by Nobody: 11:52am On Feb 24, 2017
boiz2men:
Tiny23 fit most description u listed


I can't say if she's pretty or not. In fact, I doubt she is. But, I like her online modesty.

Tiny23, the coke u say make I buy.. E don dey hot ooo.... Y are u not coming to take it


l will come sir,I've been busy.When should I come for it?
Re: by boiz2men(m): 12:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
Tiny23:



l will come sir,I've been busy.When should I come for it?

I unwind every Friday at royalty bar Badore, Ajah...
Re: by Nobody: 12:15pm On Feb 24, 2017
iLegend:
I'm almost good Ms. Bumbae1. Na ladies get power now o. Even Beyoncé talk say na girls dey run this world. Me I just park one side dey watch una. How much did you buy the yash pad you're wearing on your ass? Is it up to 4k?

No of its just shit inside nothing much .. no pad smiley its free from God
Sorry to dissapoint you , im sure some pad ones on NL for you to enjoy tongue
Re: by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 24, 2017
boiz2men:

I unwind every Friday at royalty bar Badore, Ajah...


That's quite far...
Re: by boiz2men(m): 1:15pm On Feb 24, 2017
Tiny23:




That's quite far...

alright... im gonna keep the coke in the freezer and wait patiently for the one who isnt thirsty but yet accepts my cold coke.....
Re: by Nobody: 2:44pm On Feb 24, 2017
boiz2men:


alright... im gonna keep the coke in the freezer and wait patiently for the one who isnt thirsty but yet accepts my cold coke.....


lol

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