I can not believe My Luck, it happened so quickly, I first saw the number, it was a UK number, when I saw it, I though it was maybe Relatives or Friends in the UK who were Trying to call me, so I missed the call, but shortly not quite long after the Missed call, I received a message on my phone, and this is the Transcript of the message. "Good Day Mr Bolaino, it is I, your president, who is currently recovering from fever in the UK, I want to thank you for all you have been doing to bring peace to the Niger Delta, and I want to tell you that I will give you 2 billion naira from the 2017 budget, to organize a new amnesty program in the Niger Delta, and when If i come back before 2019 I will make you my special adviser, show this message to my vice president, he will know what to do. you should learn how to pick your calls, see how you missed the opportunity of talking to your president. pray for me Bolaino. I love you more than my special assistant." I am besides myself with joy my brethren on nairaland, but my problem is this, how do I go about claiming the 2 Billion naira that Buhari dashed me

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WfBabakhay:
WEED & WHISKY, OP I SWEAR U DON HIGH

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