I'm beaming wth joy like some one who was handed a 5million naira cheque by frank edoho, do'u knw? See the reasons below.


Dis evening I wanted to go and have lunch cos I attended to lot's of customers, and hunger found me to be very sexy an appealing to it as it caressed my mortal body wth it's terrible hands and soon as I got a break I dashed out.

On my way I saw my friend receiving the word frm above frm a gal and he was concentrating very well, I know he was held captive by her beauty like a pair of breasts held bound by an iron bra known as koste onirin.


Chai as I walked past he beckoned at me so I went to meet him and that was how I became a hostage to her soft voice. And her enchanting beauty when she smiled her dimples blew me away like groundnut chaff, I began to ask God what the inspiration was that was behind him created this kind of gal.


Then she asked me my name, I gave her two names I told her my name's isreal, buh my friends call me "fly guy" meanwhile no human living or dead as eva called me by that name before, and she introduced her self as jacinta she asked me if I'm born again and I said no, she asked me If I go to church and I said no, meanwhile I dnt miss church on sundays, except on new years day that I went for a decoration job,So she asked me if I knoe abt jesus, I said no and she felt that I'm a special case


Then she resumed her preaching and I was lockn gaze wth her and when she ask me a question I'll lick my lips as if they're dry before answering cos I have pink lips as my lower lip is pink so I wanted the saliva to epp me wet it so that it will be shining cos this year is my year of shining so my lip must shine


Then when she wasn't lookn my way, my eyes stroll down the streets,alleys,crsecents and driveway of her sexy body and the spirit of lust assured me that she's worth takn home, so my plan right now is to colonise her like britain did nigeria and fill her brain wth my own gospel, I know my friend likes the gal buh I'll chance him cos he doesn't have money to trip her, meanwhile when she asked for my number, I told her I dnt give my number to strangers then she said it's for follow up, I sha form small thank god she persisted then I gave her , I pray she calls, cos I can't wait to see her again. Cos my soul is panting for her like the deers pants for water

U need Jesus..

I pray God will use her and reset your omendula oblangata.

now i see a complete olosho man

op nothing do u

hehehehehehe.. fill her with your own gospel
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some people sha

This is terrible.Op is a pervert and he is going to hell if he doesn't repent ..
The devil that will deal with you is still in hell doing press-up..I really pity ur condition

Is op m or f?

Am I the only one seeing that this OP is a she-male? He said he is a male but he indicated his sex as female in his profile.

Mr Ibu, come and help us here.

Meanwhile the prophets that will deliver u are still rehearsing at Eleko beach.

you're a special case

Reminds me of a story I read here.. "memo of a sex addict".. The guy actually had his way.. With a deeper life kinda girl.. So I'm not surprised..

Jodha:
Reminds me of a story I read here.. "memo of a sex addict".. The guy actually had his way.. With a deeper life kinda girl.. So I'm not surprised..

u again hope u av not falling for did burafra guy cos u always make reference to is treat, anyway I can help u out

youngfocus:

u again hope u av not falling for did burafra guy cos u always make reference to is treat, anyway I can help u out

Falling keh.. Treat nih.. Niggur abeg talk. Another thing..

Lol..this is funny actually
I like how you described her

Jodha:


Falling keh.. Treat nih.. Niggur abeg talk. Another thing..

waow I like u for sumtin,which is gud,u dnt gv a dam care abt wat anybody says,despite all d persecution does guy do u never change ur dp

Jodha:


Falling keh.. Treat nih.. Niggur abeg talk. Another thing..

Falling keh.. Treat nih.. Niggur abeg talk. Another thing.. [/quote]
waow I like u for sumtin,which is gud,u dnt gv a dam care abt wat anybody says,despite all d persecution does guy do u never change ur dp

Stevebamdex:
This is terrible.Op is a pervert and he is going to hell if he doesn't repent ..
The devil that will deal with you is still in hell doing press-up..I really pity ur condition

let the demon be doin press up in hell, I'll be doin mine on earth here in my room or any other cosy place right on top of the gals

midehi2:
now i see a complete olosho man

what's the meaning of olosho man