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That your uncle that has collected your account number 4 times & still haven't
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last time I checked
thunder is just 50mw
but ARA is 50,000mw
so OP do have ARA in store?

naaa thanks but no thanks, i.havent used up the thunder i bought, its pure original one, not all this chinese ones wey nodey fit even reach people for my village