jalo1:
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TheBlessedMAN:
Updating today guys. Thanks for being there.

Ah, its not easy being a Messi fan. Yesterday was a proof of that. Some Nigerians at the viewing center nearly kill me yesterday. Na Gawd save me.

What Nigeria needs right now is constant electricity and for the killings of innocent people to stop. We don't need a world cup yet. Even if we win it, where will they keep it? Aso rock or senate house? When they can't even sucessfully keep a Mace, how will they keep a World Cup? Abeg shift make I see road jare.

Updating today...

TheBlessedMAN:
Updating today guys. Thanks for being there.

Ah, its not easy being a Messi fan. Yesterday was a proof of that. Some Nigerians at the viewing center nearly kill me yesterday. Na Gawd save me.

What Nigeria needs right now is constant electricity and for the killings of innocent people to stop. We don't need a world cup yet. Even if we win it, where will they keep it? Aso rock or senate house? When they can't even sucessfully keep a Mace, how will they keep a World Cup? Abeg shift make I see road jare.

Updating today...

TheBlessedMAN:
THIS WORK BELONGS to the creativity application of Darous Emmanuel. Please, don't plagiarize it without the Author's permission. Thanx as you adhere strictly to that info.



PROLOGUE.



1. COUNTLESS.


"Please will you stop bothering me and just back off?...". She turned back swiftly with anger written boldly in capital letters on her beautiful oval face.


Jide, (my friend) will not stop bothering this beautiful damsel, we saw at an eatery two hours ago.

We were both sitting down after eating and apparently watching the highlights of the Epl matches that were played the previous weekend on the giant plasma tv hanged at one corner of the resturant.

All of a sudden, Jide's attention was turned to the entrance, and with the familiar expression written on his face, i instantly had a hint of what he was glaring at as I also followed his gaze towards the entrance.

To be sincere, this girl fine pass any natural creature ever created by Gawd, and am not suprised Jide was already drooling all over the table by just staring at her.

Almost all the attention of all the guys, in the eatery are now registered on this beautiful lady.

JIDE, being the, no-dulling type, quickly tapped me and asked me to hurry up with my drinks.

To avoid spoilling the show for him, I hurriedly gulped down the remaining malt in the cup, and asked the waitress to come over. I paid her, and Jide and I both made for the exit.

Once we were outside the resturant premises, Jide said we should wait a bit.

"Darous, abeg, lets wait for that girl".he said, pointing inside towards the direction of the lady.

"why? No tell me say, you wan toast her". I asked with a questioning look.

"no, I no toast her, i wan tidy her, u know me na, i no dey dull this kine parrol na... As i don see her, wen she waka inside, na in my spirit don dey tel me say, 'arise son, here comes your Life partner', so o boy, i no fit dull this one".


"so make i leave am for you be that abi?". I asked again.


"Gawd, na why i like you be that.. U sharp no be small". He replied and playfully chopped knuckle with me.

All this while, the lady was almost through with one of the waiters she was talking with, and immediately she stepped out of the eatery, i instantly knew that she's far too way above our Level.

Talk of her expensive dressing and exquisite taste in fashion, she truly is way above us.

Knowing the type of friend i have, i told him to let us go, and forget the lady.


"ogbeni (guy), make we dey go, u no fit toast this girl".

"why?".He asked in a standard manner.


"you blind ni?" I pointed to the lady. "U no see her taste? See her dressing na, (the lady was now trekking away) thank Gawd self, she don dey go.. So make we dey go before security come pack us put for toilet." I ended and attempted to hold his hand but he disengage himself before I could.


"Darous, leave me jor, if she like make she go enter lagoon, i go follow her." With that, he started running towards the direction the lady was trekking, I had no choice than to follow him.


*****

Soon we caught up with the lady in question and my friend hurriedly approached her. I joined moments later, but leaving some space from them, I stood beside a tree near the road. I could hear everything he was telling her from where I stood.

" i just wanna talk to you bae, nothing much, i just want to know you". Jide replied her, he flashed her his charming dentition, which on a normal day, will have an instant effect on the lady, but with today turning out to be an abnormal one for him, and in contrary, the lady was becoming more irritated with my friends stubbornness.


"You seriously don't need to know any damn thing about me." The lady fired back and anger could be seen warming up on her forehead.

"why?" Jide asked.

"well, as you can see." She raised up her left hand, and waved it at Jide's face. "am already taken." She concluded and turns to go but Jide wasn't ready to have that nonsense.

"wait, pls..." he tried to hold her, but she quickly avoids his snatchy hands, "can i atleast, know your name?". He asked after the lady has stopped.

"No! You cant." She declared firmly.

"why?".

"Nothing, just leave me be."

"okay.." He started rubbing his head slowly and I instantly knew he was trying to come up with another logic to keep the lady from leaving.
"what about your favourite school?..which soup do you like best?"

I couldn't help but laugh at my friend's dumb attempt to stop this frustrated lady from walking away.

"Its obvious that you are the dumbest guy have ever met, and behind that handsome face lies a very dull brain....your mates are getting a sex doll, so just get one and leave me alone." She hisses and started walking away.

I thought that will stop this arsene wenger friend of mine from following her, but I was wrong, because immediately he recovered from the shock of her last words, he started running after the direction she took.

I couldn't help but ask myself: NA BY FORCE?


T.B.C

TheBlessedMAN:
Dedicated to Hadampson, the birthday boy.

7. COUNTLESS.


I must tell you, every department of my brain don vanish and the only department that doesn't seems to be going anywhere at that moment was the intimacy or make I kuku say the lustful department.

Even my konji that was no where to be found when the cultist invaded the viewing center some hours ago don start to dey do press up.

She came closer and sat beside me on the bed.

"hmmm.." I swallowed hard. I need to say something...Oh. I forgot, my brains are not yet back and I had to dig into the reserved part of my skulls to come up with something to say.
"you know, its kind of funny though. We've been technically together for the past 3hrs and I don't even know the alphabet that begins your name." I said trying to start a conversation.

"you are right, you probably need to know alot about me. But trust me...we can save that for later." She stated with a cordial look.

"hmmm...why can't we start now?" I queried.

"knowing my name is the least of what you should be thinking now... Like I told you at the viewing center, have got a lot of packages for you tonight...but you can only get it once I get something to eat." She winked seductively and I was still waiting for my sense of 'what next?' to return when she leaned over my shoulder and licked my earlobe.

If not because of the strong and hard components that made up the human skull, am very sure my skull wouldn't have warned me before it would've popped open at that very moment.

Still feeling the effect of what her tongue was doing to my ear, "what would you like to eat?" I murmured with an intent of alacrity.

"anything like snacks and drinks, because am not sure if you can still cook at this hour." She answered and walked her fingers all the way to my nippl3s, twisting and f0ndling it. The feeling was so erotic.

"ok, let me get you drinks and bread."

"xoxocandy what of you? Wont you eat?"

'Oh dear, only if you know that am ready to go on an eternal fasting just to please you' I thought.

"don't wori about me, am a big boy. I can take care of myself." I stood up immediately. I checked my purse and realise I still had up to 5k in it. I took 2k and marched towards the door.

"I know you are a big boy and you can take care of yourself....buh believe me, get something for yourself, if not for anything...atleast to avoid unnecessary fainting when the match begins...You going to need it. Trust me." She gave me that Konji provoking smile again.

"hmmmm..ok... Be right back...please don't go outside...and once am out, lock the door from inside. Don't open the door for no one except me. Ok?" She nodded affirmatively and I set out into the street.

The street was very dark and empty by the time I set out. Typical of my hood whenever there is any incidence in replica of today's.

It took me nearly an hour of isrealite trekking before I finally got to the hausa market. I bought bread and cooked egg for both of us. And after buying the drinks, I strolled to the medicine shop.

I bought a sachet of Tramadol, and two packets of condom.

The Aboki man was just looking at me suspiciously, probably wondering what kind of match I wanted to play that could have warranted the things I procured. Little did he know that am going for a Champions league match against a very dreadful opposition.

I paid him and headed home. I knocked on the door and she opened it after she'd confirmed my voice.

I went inside bearing the items in my hand. I sat down and handed her her food. She saw the drugs I bought and smiled. We began to eat silently. She devoured her food slowly and washed it down with the can malt I bought for her.

I mixed two capsules of Tram with a goldberg and I slowly devoured it.

We rested for 3mins to let the foods digest a bit before she broke the silence.

She took my hand and interlocked it with hers and stared seductively at my alcoholic face. "do you have any porn video?" She asked.

'I will show you one hundred blue film before I show you one bible.' I thought.

"yes na..." I giggled.

"hmmm." she sighed.

"what? Do you expect me not to have?" I asked.

She shaked her head, "no...just that, your handsome face seems so innocent. You don't strike me as someone tough enough to keep porn videos."

"is that an insult?"

"nope. I don't mean it that way..Just.."

I cut in. "well, there is only one way to find out right."
Feeling insulted, I dragged the disc case closer and picked one of the porn discs. I inserted it to the DvD and few secs later the film started showing.

I felt her gentle and soft palm rubbing my crotch the moment I sat back on the bed which sent a wavelength of electric shocks across my body and coupled with the effect of the alcoholic tram that was begining to settle into my body, my brains once again flew out of the window.

To be sincere, that was the begining of an erotic night. Even if the devil showed up and tell me its time to go to hell, I won't even stop her or bother to answer him.


TBC