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Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by TheHerald: 5:46pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Local man Simon Williams has applied for custody of his wife’s breasts as part of his divorce settlement according to online reports. Describing the breasts as being of ‘great sentimental value’ in his submission, Simon said he’d happily give up any claim over the house for full custody. Alternatively, his wife can have the car in return for access at weekends. “Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.” “It’s actually ironic,” he told us. “Considering one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all is because I said I’d like her breasts custody.” However, Simon’s soon to be ex-wife has angrily rejected the request, saying that his failure to grant her exclusive possession of his ‘bits and bobs’ during their marriage undermined his position. Lawyers in the case have suggested that they hold the breasts until the situation is resolved. Read more at http://www.herald.ng/divorcing-man-applies-custody-wifes-breasts-says-can-house/#gtgMvfGqgadP6qqR.99 25 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by delishpot: 5:53pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
She should also ask for his kini na 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by tociano009(m): 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by decatalyst(m): 6:00pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
When you think say you done hear am finish, one person still dey warm up... 295 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by mr1759: 6:03pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
am in support of such request 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by brunofarad(m): 6:08pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Beware For the world is now full of WANKERS 4 Likes
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Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by ALAYORMII: 6:08pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Madman 7 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by lilmax(m): 6:08pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
this alone should make them reunite 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by veekid(m): 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Wayre |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by toolovely(m): 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
hahahahahaha...this is just...... 1 Like |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by fergie001: 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
U deny him down,u deny him up, Its very wrong. Madam,u no get conscience? 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by MrMontella(m): 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
lol, this is hilarious |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by XendersPride(f): 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
This is serious 1 Like |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by kinibigdeal(m): 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Sensible request 2 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by henrydadon(m): 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
when you think you have seen it all one mad man is just warming up 36 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by nairalandfreak(m): 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
He is tactically telling her he can't do without her if only she could be sensitive 18 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by vizkiz: 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
I am donating my eyes tonight. I have officially seen enough 30 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by hahn(m): 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Be careful who you marry, he/she just might be insane and hiding it 16 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by ebby9z(m): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Someone should Pls explain this news to me. So, Mama Booby is now detachable. And that part when he said the breasts have been with him through thick and thin 27 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by Jabioro: 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
He has requested for sweetest part of that woman.. funny guy. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by victor247: 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Hilarious 1 Like |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by Asito(m): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
This one weak me I nogo lie. 5 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by professorfal: 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
what most men need from women is ass, boobs and pussy, any other is/are secondary. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by Jessestunch: 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Oritserisi 1 Like |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by pxjosh(m): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
nairalandfreak: Or rather he can't. 6 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by Exponental(m): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
laughing in Swahili 1 Like |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by OKTolu: 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
funny man |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by amdoyin82(m): 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Waoooh.. Dats a nice request. 2 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by Nobody: 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Wiliams sef 1 Like |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by datola: 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
End time request. 4 Likes |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by chynie: 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
A |
Re: Divorcing Man Applies For Custody Of His Wife’s Breasts by schumastic(m): 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
this is a mad man and my brother from another mother our love for breast though 8 Likes 1 Share |
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