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Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Collinz2(m): 9:59am On May 26, 2017
some one help me check my result reg number 75283806IE. I wrote on the 18th but no result yet.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by 9jageekz(m): 4:42pm On May 26, 2017
Pls, I'm in a kind of dilemma..

I wrote Jamb dis year and unfortunately I made a low score of '218' and I intend to study Pharmacy in unizik.

My O'level grades are:
English: A1
Maths: B3
Biology: B2
Physics: B3
Chemistry: C4

I'm really perturbed, as I just concluded my ND programme last year, pls which other course ( in faculty of Basic medical science) do I stand a chance of getting admission in unizik..

NLANDERS, I anticipate for your honest and humble opinions?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 5:09pm On May 26, 2017
9jageekz:
Pls, I'm in a kind of dilemma..

I wrote Jamb dis year and unfortunately I made a low score of '218' and I intend to study Pharmacy in unizik.

My O'level grades are:
English: A1
Maths: B3
Biology: B2
Physics: B3
Chemistry: C4

I'm really perturbed, as I just concluded my ND programme last year, pls which other course ( in faculty of Basic medical science) do I stand a chance of getting admission in unizik..

NLANDERS, I anticipate for your honest and humble opinions?
ISISs, chukwukapromise, castrokiller... y'all should come help this guy out
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Smartek: 5:18pm On May 26, 2017
Pls help

I heard its hard for people to graduate in ESUT from Medicine. That it takes 7 to 13 years to graduate.

Please tell me, Na true ?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nuel25846(m): 5:49pm On May 26, 2017
VERTEX1:


Sorry i couldnt albeit i indicated same to others, but guess u need special treatment like de 3 .
Nuel: God with us Baby of the house lol
Lol....admission no go miss u this year.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by chukwukapromise(m): 6:06pm On May 26, 2017
Donpre:

ISISs, chukwukapromise, castrokiller... y'all should come help this guy out

NOW PAY ATTENTION
Getting admission in unizik, is like Ultimate search!.....NOW 214 puts you on the Back seat! but not outside the admission lorry!....Going for BMS courses is great with dat score, but not in unizik!....but if your passion is unizik, u need know that, BMS courses comprises if
-ANATOMY.
-PHYSIOLOGY
-[b]BIOCHEMISTRY[b]

Now biochem is slightly competitive, ur chances is 20%.
____________________
Physiology is lesser raising your chances to 40%
____________________
Anatomy is also as partly cimpetitive as physiology! keeping your chances at 40%
_____________________

Now you have two options
1]change your INSTITUTION to lesser seeking uni's e.gAnsu, unical, Esut or unioyo!
2]Choose Physiology in unizik And get A PRAYER WARRIOR and settle it with God.
___________________
before you choose any course, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE DEGREE OF COMPETITION THERE!

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Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 6:10pm On May 26, 2017
*Attention Applicants to Faculty of Pharmacy*
This is to inform candidates who chose Pharmacy in the University that candidates will not be admitted into the programme for the 2017/18 academic session.
This is because the accreditation status of the programme had been denied by The National Universities Commission. Candidates are therefore advised to either change to another University or change their course in the University of Ibadan.
wow this is bad for pharmacy candidates in other universities
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 8:54pm On May 26, 2017
felix00:
*Attention Applicants to Faculty of Pharmacy*
This is to inform candidates who chose Pharmacy in the University that candidates will not be admitted into the programme for the 2017/18 academic session.
This is because the accreditation status of the programme had been denied by The National Universities Commission. Candidates are therefore advised to either change to another University or change their course in the University of Ibadan.
wow this is bad for pharmacy candidates in other universities
I never would have thought UI could lose accreditation ever!... you're applying for oou ryt?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 26, 2017
What are my chances of getting Pharmacy in Uniport with a jamb score of 235.
O level = 3 B3s, 1 C4 and 1 C5

I'm from Rivers State, if that helps.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 26, 2017
felix00:
*Attention Applicants to Faculty of Pharmacy*
This is to inform candidates who chose Pharmacy in the University that candidates will not be admitted into the programme for the 2017/18 academic session.
This is because the accreditation status of the programme had been denied by The National Universities Commission. Candidates are therefore advised to either change to another University or change their course in the University of Ibadan.
wow this is bad for pharmacy candidates in other universities
How come undecided
What did UI do?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Muhammedbashir(m): 3:10am On May 27, 2017
yorhmienerd:
I hope you know someone with a very llooooooooooonnnng leg? 'cos if you rely on your score, the probability to getting admitted is 0!. Speaking from experience
Partially sir.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Muhammedbashir(m): 3:10am On May 27, 2017
yorhmienerd:
I hope you know someone with a very llooooooooooonnnng leg? 'cos if you rely on your score, the probability to getting admitted is 0!. Speaking from experience
Partially, thanks sir.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by yorhmienerd(m): 6:52am On May 27, 2017
Muhammedbashir:
Partially sir.
Better have a back-up plan.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Sultan5(m): 7:23am On May 27, 2017
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by castrokiller(m): 8:38am On May 27, 2017
9jageekz:
Pls, I'm in a kind of dilemma..

I wrote Jamb dis year and unfortunately I made a low score of '218' and I intend to study Pharmacy in unizik.

My O'level grades are:
English: A1
Maths: B3
Biology: B2
Physics: B3
Chemistry: C4

I'm really perturbed, as I just concluded my ND programme last year, pls which other course ( in faculty of Basic medical science) do I stand a chance of getting admission in unizik..

NLANDERS, I anticipate for your honest and humble opinions?


your chances are very slim. why not buy a DE form
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Muhammedbashir(m): 6:23pm On May 27, 2017
yorhmienerd:
Better have a back-up plan.
I get but only believed in God doing as in is involvement is d greatest back_up plan ever?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by FrancisAsquare(m): 7:22pm On May 27, 2017
IemFava:
...
Thank u ma'am
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by TopWinner(m): 9:37pm On May 27, 2017
Ermmmm... Guys, scored 226. Computer Science Aspirant at Unizik.
Chances?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nuel25846(m): 2:39pm On May 28, 2017
Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by doctorcharles: 6:26pm On May 31, 2017
guys i scored 220 and uniuyo is my first choice nd mbbs. but av bought basic studies form. any advice guys
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by HIScraziness(m): 3:44pm On Jun 03, 2017
TopWinner:
Ermmmm... Guys, scored 226. Computer Science Aspirant at Unizik.
Chances?

Getting computer science in Unizik is not easy, my friend with 250 last year wasn't given. It can only work out if you're from IMO or Ebonyi state.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 1:26pm On Jun 04, 2017
Nuel25846:
Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.
Er.....wats wrong with studying medicine in ukraine undecided
Nuel25846:
Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.
Er.....wats wrong with studying medicine in ukraine
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by TopWinner(m): 10:21am On Jun 05, 2017
HIScraziness:


Getting computer science in Unizik is not easy, my friend with 250 last year wasn't given. It can only work out if you're from IMO or Ebonyi state.

I'm from Ebonyi.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by comrChris(m): 2:39pm On Jun 05, 2017
What chance do someone with 232 in jamb, 3Bs n 2 cs has in gaining admission into chemical engineering unizik?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Dimahtee: 2:23pm On Jul 12, 2017
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Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nuel25846(m): 4:04pm On Aug 18, 2017
undecided They aff come again,which one is 'band on post ume has been lifted?' embarassed
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 4:34pm On Aug 18, 2017
Confused now


235
jamb


Maths, eng, chem, phy
WAec
2b,2c

I intially put chemical engineering
Which course and school would get me instant or 90% admission with that
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by doctormmusa(m): 5:15pm On Aug 18, 2017
Emzyme:
Confused now


235
jamb


Maths, eng, chem, phy
WAec
2b,2c

I intially put chemical engineering
Which course and school would get me instant or 90% admission with that
i f you choose BUK BASUG OR UDUSOK 98%

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