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Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 5:21pm On Aug 18, 2017
doctormmusa:
i f you choose BUK BASUG OR UDUSOK 98%


Am from imo state though

Pls whats buk
Basug
Udusok
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by doctormmusa(m): 7:39pm On Aug 18, 2017
Emzyme:



Am from imo state though

Pls whats buk
Basug
Udusok
usman danfodoyo university sokkoto, abubakar tafawa balewa university, bauchi state university gadau, bayero university kano.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by GdexFolami(m): 8:21pm On Aug 18, 2017
Nuel25846:
Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.
I can see the ectopic kidney has somehow somehow affected ur brain functioning.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 7:58pm On Oct 30, 2017
I made it people

Donpre
SamanN
Optimist1998
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 9:51pm On Oct 30, 2017
felix00:
I made it people
Told ya matric gown was gonna fall on you... congrats pal, big ups to you
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:55pm On Oct 30, 2017
felix00:
I made it people
Donpre SamanN Optimist1998

Mehn! Your name came on merit? Donpre, Optimist. What's up with guys?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:58pm On Oct 30, 2017
felix00:
I made it people
Donpre SamanN Optimist1998

Mehn! Your name came on merit? Donpre, Optimist. What's up with you guys?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2017
felix00:
I made it people
Donpre SamanN Optimist1998

Mehn! Your name came on merit? Donpre, Optimist. What's up with you guys?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2017
felix00:
I made it people
Donpre SamanN Optimist1998

Mehn! Your name came on merit? Donpre, Optimist. What's up with you guys?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 10:01pm On Oct 30, 2017
SamanN:


Mehn! Your name came on merit? Donpre, Optimist. What's up with guys?
Waiting for list, hopefully it will be out this week
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:01pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sorry guys! The network is bad here, hence the thrash up there.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:02pm On Oct 30, 2017
Donpre:
Waiting for list, hopefully it will be out this week
We don't understand OAU any longer..
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 10:40pm On Oct 30, 2017
SamanN:

We don't understand OAU any longer..
Have they release cutoff?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 12:15am On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:
I made it people


Optimist1998
Finally some good news. I'm coming to celebrate with you grin
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 12:18am On Oct 31, 2017
SamanN:



Mehn! Your name came on merit? Optimist. What's up with you guys?
My school is not saying anything. Those guys handling the admission must have misplaced the list grin
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by erenax: 6:44am On Oct 31, 2017
uniquemeh:
Hello guys,
Am an aspirant of ABU zaria; course pharmacy. I scored 273 pls what are chances?
And also if there's any WhatsApp group for ABU zaria apirants, add me up 08140500034

What is your average
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by ToyeBrainz(m): 8:20am On Oct 31, 2017
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Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 12:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
Donpre:

Have they release cutoff?

Yes boss.

Optimist1998:
My school is not saying anything. Those guys handling the admission must have misplaced the list grin

Hahahaha... Make they no forget put your name. The cut off has been released already, shey?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 6:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
SamanN:



Mehn! Your name came on merit? Donpre, Optimist. What's up with you guys?

yep it did
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 6:18pm On Oct 31, 2017
Donpre:
Told ya matric gown was gonna fall on you... congrats pal, big ups to you

Thanks bro

We are all gonna Wear that gown
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 6:19pm On Oct 31, 2017
Optimist1998:
Finally some good news. I'm coming to celebrate with you grin

hahaha
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Mayor2050cent: 6:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
My average is 205 for quantity surveying
From osun State, any hope?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Mayor2050cent: 6:24pm On Oct 31, 2017
My average is 205 for quantity surveying
From osun State, any hope? Abu zaria applicant
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by GdexFolami(m): 7:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:
I made it people

Donpre
SamanN
Optimist1998
congrats bro
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Princeoflimpopo(m): 8:31pm On Oct 31, 2017
please any body going to uni Zik here or knows someone there who can run admission
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 9:25pm On Oct 31, 2017
SamanN:

Yes boss.
Then it's remaining the list, you should chill and enjoy the wait.
by the way, you beat the cutoff right?
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 9:26pm On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:

Thanks bro
We are all gonna Wear that gown
Amen to that bro
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2017
Donpre:
Then it's remaining the list, you should chill and enjoy the wait.

by the way, you beat the cutoff right?

I didn't meet Cut-off.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:

yep it did
Mehn! I tap from your blessing oo. The competition here no be small thing.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:

yep it did
Mehn! I tap from your blessing oo. The competition here no be small thing.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:

yep it did
Mehn! I tap from your blessing oo. The competition here no be small thing.
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:10pm On Oct 31, 2017
felix00:

yep it did
Mehn! I tap from your blessing oo. The competition here no be small thing.

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