What are the advantages of being a Nigerian

You will be filled with "sorrow tear and blood"___Fela.
Trade mark of Nigeria.
No advantage. Tell children they are the leaders of tomorrow till they turn 80.

Apostlevincent:
What are the advantages of being a Nigerian

You will survive in Hell

You can be soaking garri and people will still be calling you 'Chairman'.

Knowing how to steal

You will develop anti-heat features, even if u live in bakery where dere is heat , u wont die

Everything is humorous

the Nigerian passport can get you enough attention anyw

the Nigerian passport can get you enough attention anywhere in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Ou87VtFvM

Travelling With A Nigerian Passport Is So Much Fun..... Not!

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1. Most major cities in Nigeria are filled with beggars, while their leaders are looting the resources endlessly. Ironically everyone is cool with the trend.

2. You can pay 2k to few people anywhere in Nigeria to carry placards.

3. With little cash you can buy any certificate of your choice.

4. Network providers keep calling your phones as if you borrowed money from them.

5. Hospitals in Nigeria are for the less privileged.

6. In Nigeria, electricity is a privilege and not a right.

Apostlevincent:
What are the advantages of being a Nigerian

There's only one advantage... Nigeria will prepare you to be able to withstand the pains in hell fire in case you couldn't make heaven.

You will learn how to deal with frustration during the lean years and if you are patient enough the ability and experience gained from engaging in massive corruption would eventually lead you to financial uhuru!

You will become your own local govt, by providing any amenities you need.
You will also learn to be patient.

95% chance of being an idiot.

lol

BENEFIT:You have a chance of being the one that will turn around this country for the better.

Funny enough, Ugandans and Kenyans are worse liars and criminals.

But Nigeria is so big every bad african is labeled Nigerian