7) don't forget to fill your stomach double!

omo i dey go my house joor














so i must practice all this for watin

No 2 is a BIG NO.

How can u go to a party ur NOT invited to and start helping d celebrant to cook or do chores when he/she probably doesnt even know u talkless of inviting u.

U better just sit ur arse and wait for whoever invited u.

By d way who dey bring all dis chewing gum topic com nairaland sef

veekid:

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don't try any of this in jogor

You mean jogor center?

Na Aso Ebi fit work there

Omo...na to park well near where they serve food and drinks; chop and drink wella

Don't dull it...Afterall, nobody knows you

I done even attend parties let alone the one I'm not imvited

Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
That is if na gay party. As far as food and women dy. we go rock am till end

jattshaf:
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
That is if na gay party. As far as food and women dy. we go rock am till end

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Epositive:
i don't go to party alone, i ball with friends

so make we fly?

Baba do u mean owambe party
Or u follow your guy or gal gp party.
I come thr come look uche face.
Baba na to chop
If ai see better shawty i go follow up
Collect her contact mov3 ahead.
No time.
Who geh time to dey find who wan follow u talk.
Na by force.
Abegi

praisekeyzz:
so make we fly?

you fit dive enter lagoon

Bribe the waitress you will be busy with food

sanbells:
Why would I go to a party were I don't know anybody? That's the same thing as suicide because that's what you'll feel like doing, praying for the ground to open and swallow you.

The funny thing is ppl are busy socializing so they dont even notice if ur alone

Owambe.

You think you can fool Yoruba owambe organizers?
No.
They all know the gate crashers and believe me, you fit no get bottle water to drink.