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Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:02pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
hi people, this thread is open to everyone strictly for your moma's jokes. if u think u've gat the best moma jokes, bring them on. have these for starters. [b]Your moma's so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went to get a ladder, Your moma's so stupid, she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so she just did! Your moma's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. Your moma's so fat, when she steps on the Weight Scales it says, 'to be continued', Your moma's so fat, her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' [ bring it on, people. . |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ioday(f): 2:11pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
I don't think that your idea is good. What kind of joke is that? I cherish my mum and cannot share a joke at the expense of another person's mother. No hard feeling but i'll give you a suggestion. Put I as in you where you have momma e.g. I (as in you) are so stupid, somebody told you drinks were on the house, so you went to get a ladder, You are so stupid, you noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so you just did! You are so stupid, it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes. etc. |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:14pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
Your moma's so stupid, i told her to get me a color TV and she asked me "what color" Your moma's so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope, just found one, " Your moma's so poor, she can't pay rent, she can't pay phone bills, she can't even pay attention |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:19pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
@ioday noted!!!. but is there a way u can change the topic? |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by watever(f): 2:25pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
lol @ d jokes don't change d topic, thats kina d fun of it |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:32pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
@watever thanks jare more, Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. Yo momma's so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm. Yo momma's so dumb, she studied for a dope test Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for scaring the kids! Yo momma's so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye, |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:35pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
this is the craziest yet Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows. LMAO |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:41pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
That was crazy, check this. Yo momma's so damn ugly she turned medusa into stone!!!!! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 2:50pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
Yo momma's so old, her birthday expired. Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock. Yo momma's so old, when she was at school, there was No history class! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 6:34pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
yo momma's so stupid, she got locked a Food Mart and nearly starved to death. yo momma's so stupid, she sold her Car for so she could buy fuel. yo momma's so stupid, she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb. yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight incase of a blackout, |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 9:01pm On Jan 25, 2007 |
Yo mama's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 1:59am On Jan 26, 2007 |
Yo Mama's so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot. Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died Yo mama's so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by Pamperme: 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
justkunmi, where do u think u are anyway? Nigerians dont joke with their mommas but if u feel like joking with yours, the thread is yours and it looks like you are On Your Own |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by lakers: 3:30pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
Its just a joke, he didnt call anyone's name. Why cant people mind their business ? @justkummi your jokes got me cracking. |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by PoDeep(m): 3:49pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
@justkunmi,why not go 4 dat show on MTV:Yo momma.Quit wastin ur lines here where u are neither appreciated nor gettin paid.I mean,on MTV u get braggin rights 4 ur hood & $1000.In ca$h! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 4:40pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
different strokes for different folks, innit?? what if i replaced the yo momma's with a name, would it make u feel any better? they are just harmless jokes. enjoy if ya wantta . . . . Yo momma's so fat, it'll take a million songs to lift her spirits. Yo momma's so old, she saw passions of the Christ live. Yo momma's so skinny, when she turned sideways, she disappears. 1 Like |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ademiller(f): 5:58pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
man ur so crazy, ur a genius, i was even cryin at the cyber cafe , man ur one helluva funny fella.keep it up,all d bad belles no b by force to veiw dis pageo. stop hating.duh!!! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by Genial(m): 5:59pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
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Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by cookies: 6:07pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
hey! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by galatico(m): 6:59pm On Jan 30, 2007 |
This is a crzy joke ho dare you joke about your Momma like that ARE YOU NUT? |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by Maneater1(f): 11:21am On Jan 31, 2007 |
Lol. funny yo momma jokes, really enjoyed them. Dont y'all watch yo momma on MTV? Its just harmless fun, dont take it personal. |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by yelum(f): 11:25am On Jan 31, 2007 |
how about your mama is so stupid she gave birth to you! lol, quit with the mama jokes, ain't funny. not one bit! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 4:10pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
@people who still have a problem with this thread jus want to clear things a lil bit. these jokes are not directed to anybody or anybody's ma. they are normal harmless jokes just delivered differently. if it would make u feel any better, when readin, replace yo momma with watever. . . . THAT ENDS IT, and if u still dont feel better doin that. . . .STAY AWAY Yo mama's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died Yo mama's so stupid she asked me "What is the number for 911" Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 4:30pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
Yo Mama's so dumb, she has a peep-hole in her glass door. Yo Mama's so dumb, She walked into an antique store and said "What's new?" Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish. Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call. Yo Mama's so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer. Yo Mama's so dumb, she ran into an automatic sliding-door. Yo Mama's so fat, her blood cells are donuts. |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 5:01pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
yo mamma's so dumb she failed her blood test yo momma's so dumb, she stared at a bottle of juice for an hour cos the label said "concentrate" yo momma's so dirty, when a dog bit her, the poor thing died of food poisoning |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 5:12pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
yo mama's so stupid she went to the movie theater and tried to change the channel. yo mama's so dumb she got locked up in a bathroom and she peed in her pants out of fright! yo mama's so dumb if u tell her "a penny for your thoughts" you'll get back your penny!! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by Beautygyal(f): 9:41pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
hahaha ;Dhahaha ;Dhahahahaha ;Dhahahahahahahahahahahahaha u gt me n my sis luffin our headz off |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 10:13pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 10:19pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! Yo momma's so fat when she walks around high heels, she strikes oil!!! Yo momma's so fat that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat butt over!' Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 10:26pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
Yo momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life , and I still haven't seen ALL of her! Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets when travelling |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by justkunmi(m): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
Yo momma's so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that stone?" |
Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by lysaa(f): 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
YO MOMMA'S HEAD'S SO BIG; SHE USES SHOE HORN TO WEAR HER FACE CAP YO MOMMA'S SO DARK: WHEN SHE GOES FOR HER EVENING CLASS, SHE'S ALWAYS MARKED ABSENT |
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