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Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by chyckxx(m): 7:27pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
I couldn't afford to laugh alone. 3 Shares
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by chyckxx(m): 7:32pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
More. 1 Share
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by chyckxx(m): 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Lalasticlala, come and laugh. 1 Like
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Ahmed0336(m): 7:40pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Pesin wey invent twitter go begin wonder if na for Nigerians him invent d tin for 26 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nogodye(m): 7:43pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Nigeria mum and over hype be like bread and butter...Anyway, they are the BEST 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by MrRichy(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
this land is not for sale 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Atlantia(f): 7:45pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Nigerian Mums are the best. 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Mathematical(f): 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Mum : Oyin whc kine cloth you wear so. Me: mum beet.. Mum : c'mon goan put on beta cloth.. After few minutes .. Mum: ehen.. Shey bi omo leleyii. Me : roll eye 79 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by EXCUSEme2: 7:55pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Nigerian Mum na dem be dey BEST...... Der can worry for AFRICA Respect to all our MAMA out der.... 101 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by EXCUSEme2: 8:05pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Ginaz(f): 8:05pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Rukkydelta(f): 9:31pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Me: Where should I drop this pus Mum: Put it in my head 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Nigerian moms can be funny eh.. with their funny remarks and unsolicited opinions... We love them sha 10 Things Nigerian Mothers Were Actually right About
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Goldenheart(m): 1:10pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
me mom would go... "who are all this girls you always put on your dp, youve never used my picture in your life!!!" 36 Likes
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by VickyRotex(f): 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Rukkydelta: Dont you just love our Mothers? 13 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by WHOcarex: 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Only Nigerian mom will tell HER child "since when I dey do this thing, them never born you" 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by VickyRotex(f): 1:12pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500 Awee just be crying 67 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by steppin: 1:12pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
A Nigerian mum. Their love is undiluted. Shout out to all the Nigerian moms out there. We love you, but God loves you more. 81 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:12pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Mothers are the best.. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader 2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself” 3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.” 4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. 5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning” 6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?” 7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. 8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel 9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you? 10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water 11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’. 12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin 13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home 14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name 15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’ 16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse… 17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards) 18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?” 19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows. 248 Likes 30 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
LOL. |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by azchisom: 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
I can relate to some of the above 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by datopaper(m): 1:14pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Child: am hungry Mum: go and tell your dad Child: what of my sch fee Mum: ask your dad Child: y everything dad Mum: when u see him, ask him. He is the cause of our poverty. Africa my Africa 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by TeflonBlixx: 1:14pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Nigerian mum will beat the crap outta you and give you two tablets of paracetamol afterwards. . 73 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:14pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Donkaz(m): 1:15pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
lol Me: mummy, where should I put the plates? Mum: put it on my head. 3 Likes
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by ednut1(m): 1:15pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
as bitter as it sounds, nigerian pareants are part of the problems facing this country. they are always right and u know next to nothing . my mum once priced beef wey get label in a pakistani store in Uk, ah weak 40 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by babyfaceafrica: 1:16pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
VickyRotex:it is ladies generally..I once followed a lady to market at isale-eko....I regretted my action we spent four hours just to buy shoes 21 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Tenim47(m): 1:16pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Dyt(f): 1:16pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Nobody: 1:17pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Lol 53 Likes 2 Shares
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