Men are like some national football teams all hype and no backup

hahahaha na u go be their coach o.

Men r like chocolate bars;
Sweet, smooth n they usually head right for ur hips.

Men are like tissue papers,only to be used and binned

Women are like the Nigerian oil industry, you know they're making money but you never get to see theirs.

so u become a militant, kidnapping and threatening. lol


Men r like. .high heels, they'r easy to walk on once u get the hang of it.

All women want their daddy as a husband. So he can tell give them money and tell them they're beautiful . (monkey no fine but him mama/papa like am)

hissssssssssss

Men r like. . bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Women go through second christening in University.
Mukinatu becomes Mukey
Falilat becomes Lysaa or Leila
karimatu becomes Crystal

Men r like. . bike helmets handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Silly eh ? Trying getting involved in an accident without one

Women think kindness can only shown to one's self

men r like pen, never far away when u need one.

edoyad:

Women go through second christening in University.
Mukinatu becomes Mukey
Falilat becomes Lysaa or Leila
karimatu becomes Crystal

^ true talk ba ?

Women actually think lying about how much you eat can make you slimmer.

edoyad:

Women actually think lying about how much you eat can make you slimmer.

eh ya, did u do try it out too


@op
Women are just Fabulous

Entrusting a girl with your must treasured secret is like breaking news on bbc

Women are like wheel barrow,you have to push them around with their loads.

Women are onions, you always discover a new skin after peeling away the old one accompanied by pain and tears

Women are like monkeys give them good banana today, tomorrow they come for more.

^^ you de on O Y O for that yarn, i nor follow am talk o !

kola oloye:

Women are like monkeys give them good banana today, tomorrow they come for more.

am i included

@OP men r like babies they want to be pampered at all times

Women think "i like you and would like to know you" is portuguese for " i've been stashing away money since i was five years old and this weekend i would like you to help me burn it all up"

women r d greatest problems known 2 man

If Delilah were alive today she'd be a great woman. Atleast she bankrupted her lover's enemies not her lover.

;d ;d ;d

Women think men and women can only be friends in an exam hall.

Yea. . .true

Men are worthless

^ Ouch !! Below the belt with that balding ish.

A woman's weight is her age multiplied by 5 pounds.
And like age it never go down, only up.

Men are good to be with if u married someone that loves you more than you do love him

such men can go an extra mile for you. am sure of this cos my husband loves me more than i do love him, although i love him too.