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Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by PetroleumJelly: 9:12pm On Apr 29, 2017
Since ma sex life is so borin an I can't afford intimacy gadget embarassed

So am thinking, I will go to d market to buy fresh watermelon for N200, den I will cut a small hole on d side an make sweet love to it

D only tin is dat fruit don't last an spoil easy, so is like I need a new watermelon each time I wanna av sex sad

Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Nobody: 9:19pm On Apr 29, 2017
" den I will cut a small hole on d side an make sweet love to it"

Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Nobody: 9:21pm On Apr 29, 2017
Na wa o
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by CplusJason: 9:23pm On Apr 29, 2017
PetroleumJelly:
Since ma sex life is so borin an I can't afford intimacy gadget embarassed

So am thinking, I will go to d market to buy fresh watermelon for N200, den I will cut a small hole on d side an make sweet love to it

D only tin is dat fruit don't last an spoil easy, so is like I need a new watermelon each time I wanna av sex sad
Another biological mistake.

Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by PetroleumJelly: 9:32pm On Apr 29, 2017
CplusJason:
Another biological mistake.

At list am only consider it, but am sure u av fvck watermelon b4, even cabbage sef, mtcheew
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Rtopzy(f): 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2017
Numbskulls everywhere.....
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Cool23(m): 10:11pm On Apr 29, 2017
Op when will u have sense
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by marvin902(m): 10:29pm On Apr 29, 2017
my guy your level of madness is extraordinary
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by professorfal: 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2017
grin person wan fuck_ watermelon?

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