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African Proverbs by Antoeni(m): 5:36pm On May 04, 2017
⭕ 1. The anger of a joystick doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕ 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕ 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕ 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕ 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕ 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕ 8. An erected joystick has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕ 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕ 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )
Re: African Proverbs by Antoeni(m): 5:38pm On May 04, 2017
Which numbers do u really like
Re: African Proverbs by Dionnetech: 5:56pm On May 04, 2017
Safiaa Lionessza which one do you guys prefer?
Re: African Proverbs by McBrooklyn(m): 6:31pm On May 04, 2017
Re: African Proverbs by Lionessza(f): 7:37am On May 05, 2017
Dionnetech:
Safiaa Lionessza which one do you guys prefer?





Hahahaha I'm going with 1,2,3,4,8,and 9. you?
Re: African Proverbs by Tuksgrad(f): 9:01am On May 05, 2017
Lionessza:






Hahahaha I'm going with 1,2,3,4,8,and 9. you?



Hahahaha you sound naughty
Re: African Proverbs by Lionessza(f): 9:15am On May 05, 2017
Tuksgrad:




Hahahaha you sound naughty



Lol, which ones did you choose and why?
Re: African Proverbs by Tuksgrad(f): 9:35am On May 05, 2017
Lionessza:




Lol, which ones did you choose and why?


Hahahaha i actually chose the same , they made me laugh lol
Re: African Proverbs by Lionessza(f): 9:38am On May 05, 2017
Tuksgrad:



Hahahaha i actually chose the same , they made me laugh lol


Now I'm beginning to think you were projecting

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Re: African Proverbs by Sapphire86(f): 9:39am On May 05, 2017
Can someone please explain number 5 to me??

Number 6 is just the funniest!

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