Since we're in the era of sliding into DMs, after Banky W told
us how he got Adesua tripping, a renowned Nigerian Lawyer
and Author, Chidera Okolie, has opened her DM to potential
suitors, outlining 10 conditions that are to be met.
Here's what she wrote;
"Attention!!
Good morning
The DM is now open for applications!
However the following should be noted.
1. Certain greetings like "Hi baby", "Good morning my angel"
"Hi love" has never been, and will never be responded to. For
the singular reason we are not acquainted (not yet)
2. Please do not bother applying if your handle is, or similar to
any of these @emekatoomuchmoney @Taiwobillionaire
@Jiderunningthings @TheDonOfLagos @DonMoney
@Sexyforthegirls @JoeSexyAss @Mikesixpacks
3. Also, avoid me if the first picture I'll see on your page is a
shirtless six packs (I'll droll but that's it...nothing personal) or
a stack of money or goldchains.
4. Go straight to the point...don't use my publications as a
reference point. "Hi, my name is Obinna Kunle Musa. Can I
know you better?"
"I would like to get your book and your number to stay in
touch for updates" ( crook).
5. All denominations and tribes are welcome. (Foreign
nationals included)
6. Do not abbreviate like a college kid."Hi, my name z John.
Pliz snd ur numba. I'll lyk 2 stay in touch" is a no no!!!!
"Hi, my name is John. Please send your number. I'll like to
stay in touch"
7. I speak my dialect fluently. Don't be afraid to "famz" me in
igbo language if you can
8. A humorous, artistic, sarcastic or witty individual will stand
a greater chance.. (But if you are not....pleaseeeeeee...don't
try)
9. Please keep whatever your pastor said to you to yourself.
God is yet to speak to me about you.
10. Finally, keep it simple...or you'll lose me at "hello".
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!
Thank you"

Sinz i can feel this is ur calling

Abeeeg, make IG acct now and slide her ur veiny DM

Who is she?

Her conditions are not bad

Let me Open my Own DM and give conditions... Life is beautiful with rules

TrapQueen77:



Sin.z i can feel this is ur calling

Abeeeg, make IG acct now and slide her ur veiny DM

She posesseth not a sizeable booty to lead the son of man down the pleasurable path of horngry pleashing!

For it is written that an ass that filleth the hand maketh glad the squeezer: but a flat booty is a reproach unto the owner. (Gospel according to SIINZ. Chapter 3:33.)

What's she feeling lyk dishing out 10 commandment.

SINZ:



She posesseth not a sizeable booty to lead the son of man down the pleasurable path of horngry pleashing!

For it is written that an ass that filleth the hand maketh glad the squeezer: but a flat booty is a reproach unto the owner. (Gospel according to SIINZ. Chapter 3:33.)

TrapQueen77:

Morning ma'am