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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by bigfather(m): 12:38pm On May 13, 2017 |
ceometromedia: You do anyhow, you see anyhow ! |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:40pm On May 13, 2017 |
hahn:I really don't blame you. I blame Mohammed who made all his followers unruly and bereft of respect (no respect for life, no respect for God) I also blame the mods on Nairaland who won't let non-muslims into Muslim threads but allow the cursed infidels into ours 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by squash47(m): 12:40pm On May 13, 2017 |
Abeg make una tell am not to forget to ressurate o may be after 3 months...lol 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by plaetton: 12:40pm On May 13, 2017 |
Aufbauh:Lol. So god is just another Merlin. Lol. |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by studM(m): 12:42pm On May 13, 2017 |
It is written "thou shall not tempt d Lord thy God"! 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:42pm On May 13, 2017 |
nerodenero:dude u think so?check prophet daniel abodunrin on google 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by plaetton: 12:42pm On May 13, 2017 |
hahn: Yeah, at least god answered the prayers of hungry alligators. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Ishilove: 12:43pm On May 13, 2017 |
Uhn uhn 1 Like
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Ishilove: 12:44pm On May 13, 2017 |
No pictures of the said pastor, no photo of the church. Lies lies lies. 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:44pm On May 13, 2017 |
fantastic! I wonder why his God didn't protect him perhaps his God isn't real, no problem! his reward is in heaven like he has been telling his church members. 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by chidooh1: 12:45pm On May 13, 2017 |
hahn:long lost |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Ulomoney(f): 12:45pm On May 13, 2017 |
There is no difference between magic and miracle. There are the same (unexplained wonders). Don't let 'religion' make a fool of you. Aufbauh: 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by plaetton: 12:45pm On May 13, 2017 |
nerodenero:Nigerian pastors know that they are frauds , and are only in the god racket for cash and sex. Some of these East African Pastors actually believe in the Crap that they are selling or mentally ill. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by lanre316: 12:47pm On May 13, 2017 |
NwamaziNwaAro: You assumed whoever is not a Christian is a Muslim. Wrong. We have traditional religionists and atheists, plenty of them on nairaland. 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sukkot: 12:47pm On May 13, 2017 |
AngelicBeing:actually GOD sent him on that errand. na judgement. God has a sense of humor too. my mission ? e soon start bros, e soon start. we about to bring that noahs flood mayne. drown out all the noise and bring a paradigm shift in global consciousness |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Fourwinds: 12:47pm On May 13, 2017 |
dhardline:thank u for dat quote....dat was exactly d second temptation of Jesus Christ by d devil...I always warn some foolish christians who think they know too much of d scriptures....before careful... u need wisdow and d holy spirit to reveal d hidden truth 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Rilwan20(m): 12:47pm On May 13, 2017 |
That stunt is too much, he should weigh the risk involved and for something less risky like turning H2O to cognac. Isn't that gangster. |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by mexxmoney: 12:47pm On May 13, 2017 |
Chiefpriest1: Chai........ Wickedest comment of the year!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by ariesbull: 12:52pm On May 13, 2017 |
Thou shalt not tempt the lord thy God 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by hahn(m): 12:52pm On May 13, 2017 |
NwamaziNwaAro: You mean Mohammed the pedophile? No, I am not here to argue whose imaginary friend is the best 4 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Victorakats(m): 12:54pm On May 13, 2017 |
Aufbauh: Totally agree with you! 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Omeokachie: 12:54pm On May 13, 2017 |
Even Jesus, when the devil asked him to jump from the mountain top said "thou shall not tempt the Lord thy God..." Why tempt God? 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by AngelicBeing: 12:55pm On May 13, 2017 |
sukkot:Well, if you call it judgement, hmmm, let me leave it at that, cool with your global outreach, if you delay it, you will be swallowed by a shark and sent to Syria, Afghanistan, Somali, Cuba, Yemen, Pakistan to preach the everlasting gospel of the kingdom, you will have a seal on your fore-head, no man will harm you while spreading the message of the kingdom, you will feed on honey and whole wheat, you will suffer more than the Apostles of old because you have been given a message before the foundation of the world but you keep delaying, procrastinating it and Yahweh is out to flog you in his mercy and love because HIS WORD spoken concerning you from the foundation of the world must be fulfilled , is either you obey or you are forced to do his will , Thus saith the HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Walelavender(m): 12:56pm On May 13, 2017 |
So unfortunate. Not receiving a divine instruction was obviously the cause of this needless death. The gift of faith is not exercised by putting God to test, it is when you are put to test! 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by enemyofprogress: 12:57pm On May 13, 2017 |
God bless those crocodiles |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by jrusky(m): 12:57pm On May 13, 2017 |
Nice one. I love it when I see people with their brain upside down trying some silly pranks. Because if its not madness how could you say you want to walk on water in a crocodile den and you think you will be back alive Please are you Jesus Well let his family go and pick up his remnants by the beach side for burial. Mr pastor I bet you the way devil will so crazily descend on you in the hell you went to will too harsh. You will tell lucifer may be you are Jesus. Foolish man. |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 12:59pm On May 13, 2017 |
nerodenero: |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Jaabioro(m): 1:01pm On May 13, 2017 |
He personally walked into trouble water by himself and he died by himself. His illusional faith has nothing to do with God.. |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sukkot: 1:02pm On May 13, 2017 |
AngelicBeing: psalms 68 vs 20 He that is our God is the God of salvation; and unto GOD the Lord belong the issues from death. << ALL ISSUES OF DEATH IS FROM YAH. HE GIVETH AND TAKETH LIFE. SO HE THE ONE SEND THAT GUY TO THE CROCS LOL 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by freethesheeple(m): 1:02pm On May 13, 2017 |
Airforce1: nigerian Pastors can never Try such rather they keep shouting:Tite,Tite and if u close ur ear,they will shout malachai 3 Vs 10 |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by freethesheeple(m): 1:04pm On May 13, 2017 |
nerodenero: nigerian Pastors can never Try such rather they keep shouting:Tite,Tite and if u close ur ear,they will shout malachai 3 Vs 10 |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by AyamConfidence(m): 1:04pm On May 13, 2017 |
prinsam30:shey this one?? 1 Like
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